(Scene opens with Scout running through the woods) Scout: Whoo! This is the life, man. Running through the woods, feeling the fresh air on my skin. (pauses) Wait a minute, that's it! I'm gonna go skinny dipping in that pond over there! (Scout jumps into the pond, splashing around and having a good time) Scout: Ahh, this is the life. (pauses) Uh oh, I think I got some gas. (Scout lets out a massive fart and bubbles rise to the surface) Scout: Heh, sorry fishies. (Fish emerge from the water, gasping for air) Fish 1: Oh god, it burns! Fish 2: Make it stop! Fish 3: We can't take it anymore! (The fish start to float to the surface, lifeless) Scout: Uh oh, their not looking too good. (Soldier appears from the woods, looking stern) Soldier: Scout, what in the name of Uncle Sam is going on here? Scout: Oh, nothing much. Just having a little dip in the old pond. Soldier: You're killing these fish with your noxious gas! Scout: (chuckles) That's a new one. Soldier: This is no laughing matter, son. You need to stop before there are any casualties. Scout: Alright, alright. I'll cut back on the beans next time. (Soldier shakes his head in disgust as Scout jumps out of the pond and runs off) Soldier: (to himself) Kids these days. No respect for nature. (Scene fades out as fish continue to float to the surface)