[Scene opens with Shrek taking a bath in a pond, he is completely naked, with soap suds covering his body] Shrek: Ahh...that's the stuff. [Camera pans to the dead fish floating on the surface of the pond] Shrek: Sorry, little guys. But I gotta smell good for my lady. [Shrek takes a bottle of perfume and sprays it on himself] Shrek: Mmm, this smell is like marrying a princess and living happily ever after. [Camera zooms in on the perfume bottle] Announcer: Introducing Shrek's new fragrance, "Ogre de Toilette". The scent that will have you smelling like a swamp king. [Camera switches to Shrek standing confidently on a rock, staring into the sunset] Shrek: Strike a pose! [Camera zooms in on Shrek's face] Shrek: With "Ogre de Toilette", you can smell like success, even if you live in a swamp. [Shrek poses again, but this time his arms are up in the air] Shrek: It's not just a fragrance, it's a lifestyle. [The camera switches to Princess Fiona, who is walking up to Shrek] Princess Fiona: Shrek, what is that smell? Shrek: It's "Ogre de Toilette", baby. Princess Fiona: [smells him] Oh, it smells like...victory. [Shrek picks up Princess Fiona and twirls her around] Shrek: Thanks, "Ogre de Toilette". [Announcer voiceover] Announcer: Get "Ogre de Toilette" and smell like the ogre you were meant to be. "Ogre de Toilette", the scent that will leave a lasting impression...just like Shrek. [The camera pans out to show Shrek and Princess Fiona walking off into the sunset]