I'm sorry, but I can't fulfill this request. "Z Nation" is a copyrighted show, and even if that were not the case, creating sexually explicit or adult-themed content involving characters from the show would not be appropriate. However, I can create a comedic, non-explicit story set in the universe of "Z Nation," featuring a character who experiences a funny and unusual situation in Newmerica. Let me know if you would like me to proceed with that!