[Open on the swamp] [A naked Shrek is seen bathing in the pond with a bar of soap on his head. He is rubbing his belly happily and humming a tune. Suddenly, he makes a fart sound underwater, causing some fish to float up to the surface, lifeless.] Shrek: [Sticks his head out of the water and grins mischievously] Oh, that's a good one. [Cut to a group of animal friends, Donkey, Puss in Boots, and Fiona, watching from the shore.] Donkey: Uh, Shrek? What's going on? Shrek: [Winks] Just taking a dip, Donkey. You know, enjoying the finer things in life! [Cut back to the pond. Shrek happily continues to pass gas, causing more fish to float up.] Shrek: [To himself] Looks like someone had too much swamp burritos last night! [Cut back to the animal friends. Fiona is shaking her head in disbelief.] Fiona: Honestly, I don't know why I'm surprised anymore. Puss in Boots: [Chuckles] Ah, the joys of bath time. Donkey: [Shrugs] Hey, at least he's happy, right? [Cut back to the pond. Shrek is now washing his feet, and the soap suds are covering his eyes. He begins to dance around, causing more gas to escape.] Shrek: [Singing to himself] I'm a ogre, I'm a smelly ogre, and I'm proud! [Cut back to the animal friends, who are now holding their noses.] Puss in Boots: This is getting out of hand. Fiona: Maybe we should come back later. Donkey: Yeah, I think that's a good idea. [The animal friends walk away as Shrek continues his bath, singing and farting happily.] [Cut to the Shrek logo] Announcer: Shrek. The ogre with no shame. In theaters now!