. [The scene opens with a shot of a tranquil swamp. The camera pans left and reveals Shrek standing naked in the water, showcasing his generously sized green buttocks.] Narrator: "In a world gone mad, there is only one hero you can count on..." [Shrek wades deeper into the water, looking pleased with himself. Suddenly, a small fish swims up to him. Shrek looks at it intently and grins evilly.] Shrek: "Hello there, little guy!" [Shrek lifts one leg and lets a loud, wet fart rip in the direction of the fish, which flinches. The sound of the fart is amplified and reverberates throughout the swamp.] Narrator: "He's big. He's green. He's bad to the bone." [Cut to a shot of the fish floating belly-up on the surface of the pond, surrounded by other dead fish. Shrek's smile turns into a frown of concern.] Shrek: "Oops." Narrator: "But he's got a heart of gold..." [Shrek grabs one of the dead fish and takes a bite. He chews thoughtfully and swallows.] Shrek: "Not bad." [Narrator music swells and the camera zooms in on Shrek's face.] Narrator: "Coming to a swamp near you... Shrek: The Naked Years." [Cut to footage of Shrek running through the swamp, chasing after a pack of terrified donkeys.] Donkey: "Whoa, Shrek! Put some pants on!" Shrek: "I don't need pants! I'm comfortable in my own skin!" Narrator: "The critics are raving:" [Cut to footage of cartoon critics sitting in a theater, all wearing monocles and smoking pipes.] Critic #1: "A triumph of animation!" Critic #2: "A tour-de-force of fart jokes!" Narrator: "Don't miss Shrek doing what he does best: causing chaos and smelling bad doing it." [The camera pans back to Shrek, still naked in the pond. He turns and looks directly into the camera, smiling.] Shrek: "I may stink, but at least I'm king of my own swamp!" [Narrator music swells and the screen fades to black.] Narrator: "Shrek: The Naked Years. Coming soon to a swamp near you."