Verse 1: We're a bunch of nerdy virgins, no shame Sitting in our mom's basement, playing games all day Our capes on, we're feeling like kings Virtual reality is where we spread our wings Chorus: Living life with no real connections Just gaming and browsing online selections We might be virgins, but we don't care Our moms will always be there to fix our hair Verse 2: We're not out chasing girls every night We're too busy tinkering with our website Our video games are our true loves We'll fight epic battles from our comfy thrones above Chorus: Living life with no real connections Just gaming and browsing online selections We might be virgins, but we don't care Our moms will always be there to fix our hair Bridge: We know we're not the social elite But we're happy in our own retreat We'll keep living this nerdy life And when we're ready, we'll find the right wife Chorus: Living life with no real connections Just gaming and browsing online selections We might be virgins, but we don't care Our moms will always be there to fix our hair Outro: Our lifestyle may not be the norm But we'll keep playing games until we're reborn Nerdy virgins, we'll wear that badge With pride and honor, until we reach that marriage stage.