[Scene: The Bat-Family gathered in the Batcave after a chaotic encounter with a mystical villain. Dick Grayson (Nightwing) and Jason Todd (Red Hood) realize they've switched bodies. Dick's body (now housing Jason) is scowling intensely and looking for a cigarette, while Jason's body (with Dick's mind) is inexplicably sparkling and smiling.] Dick-in-Jason's-Body (trying to contain laughter): Uh, is it just me, or... am I... twinkling? Jason-in-Dick's-Body (grimacing): And why the hell am I smiling like an idiot? I need a smoke-- Wait. Dick, why do I want a smoke? Tim Drake (Red Robin): You're telling me you guys switched bodies? This is like a bad comic book plot. Cassandra Cain (Orphan): It's more like a messed-up magic spell. Stephanie Brown (Spoiler): Wait, let me get my phone. I need to document this for historical purposes. Damian Wayne (Robin, rolling his eyes): Todd smiling is the most disturbing image I have witnessed in my life. Bruce Wayne (Batman, raising an eyebrow): What exactly happened? Dick-in-Jason's-Body: Well, you see, there was this sorcerer and-- Jason-in-Dick's-Body (interrupting): And poof! Freaky Friday! Or should I say, Freaky Knight and Freaky Hood? Bruce Wayne: This is no time for jokes. We need a solution. Jason-in-Dick's-Body: Whatever, Bats. We've had worse. Remember when Penguin became a literal penguin? Stephanie Brown: Or when Joker thought he was a stand-up comedian. Oh, wait-- Cassandra Cain: So...how do we switch you back? Dick-in-Jason's-Body (still sparkling): I have to admit, the sparkling is... kinda cool. How do you do this, Jason? Jason-in-Dick's-Body (agitated): You think I have control over this? Trust me, if I did, I wouldn't choose sparkles. Tim Drake: I should contact Zatanna or Constantine. They'll know what to do. Damian Wayne (to Dick-in-Jason's-Body): Can/ you please stop enjoying this and focus? Dick-in-Jason's-Body: Right, right. Serious face. I got this. (Pauses) Nope, I don't got this. Bruce Wayne (sighing): Until we resolve this, you two will stay here. No patrols in each other's bodies. Jason-in-Dick's-Body (grumbling): Just great. Stuck in the Cave with glitter boy. Dick-in-Jason's-Body (cheerful): Hey, could be fun! We could-- (cuts himself off after seeing everyone's stern looks) ...or, yeah, we could work on finding a fix. Bruce Wayne: I'll get in touch with our mystical contacts. Until then, try to stay out of trouble. And Jason, no cigarettes while you're in Dick's body. Jason-in-Dick's-Body (muttering): This is the worst. [The Bat-Family continues to brainstorm solutions, but not without throwing occasional teasing remarks and sharing exasperated looks, while Bruce starts making calls to their magical allies.]