>be me, Squidward Tentacles >living in an underwater pineapple with an annoying sponge and a clueless starfish >every day is filled with pain and misery >constantly irritated by Spongebob's antics and Patrick's stupidity >cannot escape the sound of Spongebob's laugh and his terrible clarinet playing >work at a dead-end job at the Krusty Krab, flipping burgers for eternity >customers are rude and unappreciative of my artistic talents >even my clarinet solos go unacknowledged >life is a never-ending cycle of misery and mediocrity >wish I could just leave this undersea hellhole and start a new life on the surface world >but alas, I am trapped in Bikini Bottom with Spongebob and Patrick for eternity >maybe one day they'll realize how much they've been taking me for granted, but I highly doubt it.