>be me >squidward >hate my job >annoying coworkers that never leave me alone >even worse, I live next to Spongebob and Patrick >they are always doing something loud and obnoxious >can't even enjoy a quiet afternoon at home >plus, they never understand my art >always make fun of it >the only thing that gives me joy is when I can play my clarinet >but even that gets ruined by Spongebob's terrible singing >why did I move here again?