FADE IN: INT. CHARLIE HEATON'S APARTMENT - DAY CHARLIE HEATON and JOE KEERY are sitting on a couch, drinking beers and having a deep conversation. CHARLIE: So, Joe, I was wondering - if you could have any superpower, what would it be? JOE: Hmm, that's a tough one. I think I would want the ability to fish like Shrek. CHARLIE: Wait, what do you mean by fishing like Shrek? JOE: You know, wading into a pond in the nude, farting in the water, and collecting all the fish that died from the awful stench. CHARLIE: (laughs) That's... definitely unique. But why would you want to do that? JOE: Well, I just think it would be a fun and unconventional way to catch fish. Plus, Shrek seems to enjoy it, so why not give it a try? CHARLIE: Fair point. But can you imagine the smell? I don't think I could handle it. JOE: Yeah, that's true. It would definitely be pretty gross. But hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right? CHARLIE: I guess you're right. If you're willing to endure the stench for the sake of some fresh fish, then more power to you. JOE: Exactly. So, what about you, Charlie? If you could have any superpower, what would it be? CHARLIE: I think I would want the ability to teleport. Imagine being able to travel anywhere in an instant. That would be pretty amazing. JOE: That does sound pretty cool. But would you still fish like Shrek if you could teleport? CHARLIE: (laughs) Definitely not. I think I'll stick to traditional fishing methods, thank you very much. JOE: Fair enough. To each their own, right? CHARLIE: Absolutely. Cheers to that. FADE OUT.