[Upbeat, quirky music plays. The Netflix logo fades out, and a gleaming sun rises over a quaint, picturesque pond. The scene is almost magical until...] NARRATOR (V.O.): In a world where relief knows no bounds... [Cut to a majestic, slow-motion shot of comedian Richard Gadd, stripped down to his birthday suit, sprinting toward a pond. His physique is surprisingly impressive, with the kind of sculpted butt that could only belong to a demi-god of comedy, or an avid squatter. He's all rippling muscles, comedic timing, and a devil-may-care smile.] RICHARD GADD (breathlessly): This is for anyone who's ever felt a bit... bottled up. [He leaps into the air, the sunlight glistening off his daring, near-Grecian physique, and lands in the pond with a magnificent splash.] NARRATOR (V.O.): But little did he know, he was about to unleash something...nostril-flaringly tremendous. [Underwater shot of Richard, a serene expression on his face, as he prepares himself. With a look of sheer bliss and undeniable mischief, he forces out a fart. The water around him shimmers with the dancing bubbles of his relief.] RICHARD GADD (joyously): Oh, the sweet symphony of nature! [He rises to the surface, water cascading off his enviable physique. A serious yet comically overblown expression of faux-apology crosses his face as behind him, bubbles of an entirely different sort begin surfacing.] RICHARD GADD (mockingly apologetic): Oh, heavens! My sincerest, ah, bubbles of regret. [Cut to a close-up shot of a dramatically motionless fish, its eyes wide in silent horror, floating up among the bubble. Suddenly, Richard's hand snatches it off-screen.] NARRATOR (V.O., chuckling): And in a turn of events that shocked exactly no one... [Cut back to Richard, a mischievous grin on his face, holding the "deceased" fish like a stand-up mic.] RICHARD GADD (raising an eyebrow): What? One mustn't waste, darling. [He winks at the camera, and without warning, chomps down off-screen. His voice is muffled.] RICHARD GADD: Mmm, tastes like...victory. [Screen cuts to black with the title exploding onto the screen: "Gadd About: The Pond Chronicles."] NARRATOR (V.O., excitedly): Dive in for the comedy event of the year--where the water's fine, the gas is free, and the fish...well, they've seen better days. Richard Gadd is about to show you that sometimes, the best way out...is through. [The sound of joyful laughter and splashing water plays us out as the screen fades to the Netflix menu.] [END]