[Fade in to a picturesque pond, birds chirping and frogs croaking. Suddenly, Shrek's head pops out of the water.] Shrek: Ahh, nothing like a relaxing dip in the old pond! [Shrek's body emerges from the water, revealing his perfectly toned...just kidding, he's still as chunky as ever.] Shrek: *Belch* Excuse me! Now, where was I? [Shrek looks around, spots a group of fish swimming nearby.] Shrek: Oh, hello there, fishies! [Shrek begins to swim towards them, but suddenly...] Fish 1: Wait! Stop! Fish 2: You don't understand what you're doing to us with your...gas emissions! [Shrek looks confused for a moment, before a smile spreads across his face.] Shrek: Oh, I see what you mean! [Shrek swims closer to the fish, and lets out a rip-roaring fart that echoes across the pond. The fish begin to convulse and writhe in agony.] Fish 1: Ahhh! It's too much! We can't take it! Fish 2: Please, Shrek. Have mercy! [Shrek, oblivious to the suffering he's causing, continues to fart merrily away.] Shrek: Ha ha! You guys crack me up! [Fade to black.] Announcer: This summer, come join Shrek for a refreshing dip in the pond! But be warned...you might not survive the stench! Shrek Pond Parties, coming soon to a swamp near you.