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“[there would be dialogue in this story:] (I've never really been into anything r” (9 conversations)
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Nov 9, 2023 at 8:53 PM EST
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[there would be dialogue in this story:] (I've never really been into anything related to some of the modern weaponry some of the others had introduced. I've always been focused on magic - specifically, explosion magic; I am an archmage after all. Ah...I should probably talk about my friends before I talk more about myself. Firstly, there's Aqua. She's a goddess. More specifically, the goddess of water. She can get quite annoying, but she's still my friend nonetheless. Next is up is Darkness. She's a crusader. She's everything you could want from a woman - tall...blonde...and gorgeous. I honestly don't know why people don't trust her. And finally...there's Wiz. She's not just shy; but also *painfully* thick, trying her best to learn something called "poison magic"...have no idea what that is, and very heavily pregnant - in fact, she's close to having her quadruplets any month now. And then there's me - Megumin.)
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Megumin: Hey Aqua, could you stop splashing water everywhere? We're trying to have a conversation here. Aqua: Oh please, Megumin! Water is my element, I can't help it. Besides, it's not like you're any better with your explosion magic. Megumin: Hey, explosion magic is a legitimate form of combat! It's not just about blowing things up, you know? Darkness: Megumin is right, Aqua. Explosion magic is quite powerful if used correctly. And it's not like you're any less annoying with your constant complaining. Aqua: Excuse me? I am the goddess of water! I have every right to express my grievances, thank you very much. Wiz (softly): Um...guys, can we focus on something other than our arguments? I'm really trying to learn this poison magic, and it's not easy. Megumin: Oh, Wiz, I forgot you were there. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon. And congratulations on your impending motherhood. Wiz: Thank you, Megumin. I'm excited and nervous at the same time. I just hope my quadruplets don't inherit any of my clumsiness. Aqua: Don't worry, Wiz. I'll make sure to be there to help you with the delivery. Water magic can be quite useful when it comes to healing and soothing pain. Darkness: And I'll be there to provide protection and ensure nothing goes wrong. I may be a crusader, but I have some experience in midwifery too. Megumin: And I'll make sure to provide some entertainment with my explosion magic. Just kidding, of course. I'll be the moral support, cheering you on. Wiz: Thank you, everyone. I'm lucky to have such great friends like you.