FADE IN: Ext. A psychedelic living room - 1960s JOHN MADDEN, ALOY, and ELLIE are sitting on a shaggy rug, surrounded by lava lamps, beanbag chairs, and posters of Jimi Hendrix. They pass around a joint and laugh. JOHN MADDEN I tell ya, these hippies have it good. I mean, look at us! We're having a great time. ALOY Yeah, man. The world is changing, and we're a part of it. ELLIE Speaking of change, have you guys heard of this new football player, Dan Marino? JOHN MADDEN Dan Marino? Never heard of him. ALOY Me neither. ELLIE Well, he's supposed to be the next big thing. I bet he could throw a football over them mountains. Suddenly, DING DONG. They all look at each other, wondering who it could be. JOHN MADDEN I'll go check it out. John opens the door to a young, dapper DAN MARINO, holding a football. DAN MARINO Hey, man. I hear you're John Madden. JOHN MADDEN That's me, kid. What can I do for you? DAN MARINO I want to play football. And I want to play it like you. John's eyes widen in excitement. JOHN MADDEN You want me to coach you? DAN MARINO Yes, sir. John turns to Aloy and Ellie, who are now peering over his shoulder. JOHN MADDEN (to Aloy and Ellie) You guys are witnessing history. I'm going to make this kid the best damn quarterback in the game. They all high-five as the scene fades to black. FADE IN: Ext. A football field - later that day JOHN MADDEN is seen coaching DAN MARINO, while TOM BRADY, JAMES HARDEN, and a crowd of curious onlookers watch from the sidelines. JOHN MADDEN Alright, Dan. Throw the ball like it's your last breath. Dan nods, takes a deep breath, and launches the ball across the field. It lands in the hands of Tom Brady, who grins in disbelief. TOM BRADY John, this kid is amazing. JAMES HARDEN I want to be a part of this too. John turns to look at James. JOHN MADDEN James, you can be our running back. James nods enthusiastically and runs onto the field as Ellie and Aloy join the rest of the crowd. They all cheer as John continues to coach Dan, and the scene ends with a freeze-frame of the group in action. FADE OUT. THE END.

FADE IN: Ext. A park - beautiful day RAZ and LILI are sitting on a park bench, surrounded by trees and flowers. Raz is nervously fidgeting with his hands, while Lili looks calm and collected. RAZ Lili, I've been meaning to tell you something for a while now. LILI What is it, Raz? RAZ I kind of...like you. Lili smiles warmly. LILI I like you too, Raz. Raz looks relieved and grins in disbelief. RAZ Really? LILI Yes, really. Why do you think I've been spending so much time with you lately? Raz looks down bashfully. RAZ I don't know. I thought maybe you just liked hanging out with me as a friend. LILI Well, I do like hanging out with you as a friend. But I also like you as something more. They both laugh awkwardly, and Raz finally reaches for Lili's hand. RAZ So, what do we do now? LILI I say we go get some ice cream and enjoy the rest of this beautiful day. How does that sound? Raz nods eagerly, and they both get up to walk away, hand in hand. FADE OUT. FADE IN: Int. An ice cream parlor - later that day Raz and Lili are sitting across from each other, enjoying their ice cream cones. The atmosphere is light and playful. RAZ You know, Lili, I have this crazy idea. What if we went on a road trip together? LILI A road trip? Where would we go? RAZ Anywhere. Everywhere. The world is our oyster. Lili looks at Raz with a mix of amusement and skepticism. LILI I don't know, Raz. A road trip is a big commitment. RAZ Come on, Lili. It'll be fun. We'll see new places, try new foods, and make memories that will last a lifetime. Lili appears to weigh the option for a moment before locking eyes with Raz. LILI Alright. Let's do it. Raz's face lights up like a Christmas tree. RAZ Yes! I promise you won't regret it. LILI I'm sure I won't. They both grin widely and continue to enjoy their ice cream in anticipation of what's to come. FADE OUT. FADE IN: Ext. A stretch of highway - some time later Raz and Lili are cruising down an open stretch of highway in a convertible. The sun is setting, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink. They both look relaxed and content. RAZ This is amazing. LILI I know. I can't believe we're doing this. RAZ Thank you for taking a chance on me, Lili. LILI Thank you for asking me, Raz. I think this is the start of something great. Raz grins widely, and they both look out at the horizon with a new sense of possibility and adventure. FADE OUT. THE END.

FADE IN: Ext. A busy city street - day RAZ and LILI are walking down the street, arm in arm, when they suddenly hear a scream. They look over to see a woman being held at gunpoint by a villainous NATHAN DRAKE. RAZ Lili, we have to do something. LILI Agreed. But what? Suddenly, T-PAIN appears out of nowhere, wearing a cape and a fedora. T-PAIN Don't worry guys, I got this. T-Pain approaches Nathan Drake with a deadly dance move, causing him to drop the gun and start dancing uncontrollably. NATHAN DRAKE What is happening to me? T-PAIN That's what I call the T-Pain effect. Meanwhile, JOHN MADDEN appears on a nearby rooftop with a megaphone. JOHN MADDEN Alright, everyone. Let's calm down and talk this through. The crowd looks up at John in confusion. JOHN MADDEN What? I'm a master of negotiation. Raz and Lili quickly grab Nathan Drake and tie him up with some nearby rope. The crowd cheers in appreciation, and T-Pain takes a bow. T-PAIN Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Suddenly, a group of ninjas appears out of nowhere, attacking the group. Raz, Lili, T-Pain, and John Madden join forces to defeat them in a flurry of punches, kicks, and football tackles. LILI That was insane. RAZ But we did it together. T-PAIN And we did it without any autotune. JOHN MADDEN Now that's what I call teamwork. As the group walks away, triumphant, the scene ends on a freeze-frame of the group in their victory pose. FADE OUT. THE END.

FADE IN: Ext. A sports bar - 2004 JOHN MADDEN, RAZ, and LILI are sitting at a booth, surrounded by TVs and football fans. They're all wearing jerseys of their favorite teams, and there's a sense of excitement in the air. JOHN MADDEN Boys and girls, are you as pumped as I am for this season? RAZ Absolutely. I think the Raiders are gonna make a comeback this year. LILI I'm just hoping the Patriots can keep their winning streak going. JOHN MADDEN Well, I'm rooting for the Packers as always. But that's beside the point. What matters is that we're all here, enjoying the game together. Suddenly, the crowd goes wild as a touchdown is scored on one of the TVs. RAZ Woohoo! Did you guys see that? LILI That was insane. John nods in agreement. JOHN MADDEN The key to a good game is a solid offense and defense. It's all about balance. An enthusiastic football fan wearing a giant foam hand suddenly approaches the group. FAN Hey there. You guys seem like real football experts. What do you think about the draft this year? RAZ I think the Raiders are gonna scoop up some real talent. LILI I'm keeping my eye on some of the defensive players. They can really make a difference on the field. JOHN MADDEN Well, let me tell you something. The draft is a crucial time in any team's season. You need to make some strategic picks to ensure success. The football fan nods in appreciation before high-fiving the group and walking away. RAZ I think we just made a new friend. LILI I'm just glad we could share our love for the game with someone else. That's what football is all about. John nods in agreement, and the scene ends on a shot of the three of them clinking glasses and yelling at the TV. FADE OUT. THE END.

FADE IN: Int. A studio - day JIMMY, our host, is sitting at a desk, surrounded by cameras and lights. JIMMY Welcome to our latest mockumentary, where we take a look at one of the greatest basketball players of all time: Stephen Curry. Today, we're joined by some esteemed guests who will help us explore the legend that is Stephen Curry. Please welcome John Madden, Andy Kaufman, and Aloy. The guests enter the studio, taking their respective seats. JIMMY Now, let's get started. What makes Stephen Curry so special? John, let's start with you. JOHN MADDEN Well, Jimmy, Stephen Curry is one of the greatest shooters of all time. He has incredible accuracy, speed, and agility. ANDY KAUFMAN I completely disagree, John. Stephen Curry is nothing more than a showman. He's all flashy moves and no substance. ALOY I have to say, I'm with John on this one. Stephen Curry is a basketball genius, and watching him play is a thing of beauty. JIMMY Strong opinions all around. But let's get to the heart of the matter. How did Stephen Curry become so successful? JOHN MADDEN It's all about practice and dedication. Stephen has been playing basketball since he was a kid, and he's always been committed to getting better. ANDY KAUFMAN That's a load of rubbish, John. Stephen Curry is just a product of the media hype machine. He's got no real talent. ALOY Oh, come on, Andy. You can't deny Stephen's incredible athleticism and skill. He's a true basketball legend. JIMMY Well, there you have it, folks. When it comes to Stephen Curry, there are a lot of different opinions. But one thing's for sure: he's made a huge impact on the sport of basketball. As the guests continue to debate, the camera cuts away to shots of Stephen Curry on the court, showing off his incredible moves and skills. FADE OUT. THE END.

FADE IN: Int. A sports bar - day JOHN MADDEN is sitting at the bar, surrounded by TVs and fans. He takes a sip from a bottle of beer and makes a face. JOHN MADDEN You know what's wrong with beer these days? It's too heavy. Too filling. I need a beer that won't weigh me down. Suddenly, a group of men enter the bar, carrying bottles of VERY LIGHT BEER. MAN Hey there, John. Have you tried Very Light Beer? John looks skeptical. JOHN MADDEN Very Light Beer? That sounds like a gimmick. MAN Trust us, John. It's the real deal. It's lighter than air, and it won't weigh you down. John takes a sip and looks pleasantly surprised. JOHN MADDEN Hey, you're right. This stuff is good. The group of men high-five in celebration as John continues to drink his Very Light Beer. JOHN MADDEN You know what this beer needs? More football. Suddenly, a football appears out of nowhere, and John starts tossing it around the bar, while the other patrons cheer him on. JOHN MADDEN This is what beer is all about. Good drinks, good friends, and good times. The commercial ends on a freeze-frame of John catching the football, with a bottle of Very Light Beer in his other hand. FADE OUT. THE END.

FADE IN: Int. A futuristic video game convention - day REZ, LILI, and JOHN MADDEN are standing in front of a huge banner that reads "Psychonauts 3: The Mind-Bending Adventure." REZ Hello, fellow gamers. We're here to talk to you about the most anticipated video game of the year: Psychonauts 3. LILI And let me tell you, it's going to be mind-blowing. JOHN MADDEN That's right, Lili. This game takes you into the inner workings of the human mind, where you'll explore new worlds, meet strange characters, and uncover hidden secrets. REZ Psychonauts 3 is the ultimate adventure game, where you get to be the hero of your own story. You'll use your mental powers to overcome obstacles, defeat enemies, and save the world from chaos. LILI Not to mention, the graphics are mind-blowing. You'll feel like you're really in the game. JOHN MADDEN And the gameplay is intense, yet accessible. Anyone can pick up a controller and start playing, but only a true hero can master it. REZ So, come on, fellow gamers. Join us on this epic journey into the depths of the human mind. This is the game you've been waiting for. The commercial ends with a shot of the three of them playing Psychonauts 3 together, laughing and having a great time. FADE OUT. THE END.