Cluster 81
“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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1 turn Jun 11, 2023 at 1:18 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the room is filled with the sound of something hitting the floor - and then...crying. The Enderwoman stops attacking and looks behind her - there was a baby Enderman!)
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Baby Enderman: "Mommy, why are you fighting?" Enderwoman: "Oh my, I'm sorry my dear. I just got a bit carried away." [player]: "It's okay, I understand. I didn't mean to cause any harm." Enderwoman: "I'm sorry for attacking you. It's just that Endermen and Enderwomen like me have been mistreated by humans before, and I guess I got a bit defensive." [player]: "I understand. But not all humans are like that. Some of us just want to live peacefully." Enderwoman: "I know, and I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. Maybe we can start over?" [player]: "That would be great." (The Enderwoman extends her hand for a handshake, and [player] takes it.) Baby Enderman: "Yay! Friends!" (Everyone smiles, and the baby Enderman starts playing with [player]'s Minecraft blocks.)