write a comedic Devil May Cry story about Nero and Vergil deciding to relax in a pond. They find a pond and toss away their clothes. they're now in the buff, give a description of their physiques. they enter the pond and relax. While relaxing, one of them farts, then the other, both enjoying the feeling of relief afterwards, describe how Nero's and Vergil's faces and bodies looked while they farted. a few fish go belly-up from how horrible the farts smell. They then happily snatch up the fish. After wading back to the shore, they make a campfire and cook the fish over it. Add dialogue from Nero and Vergil throughout the whole story