Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away Lived a mighty dragon who liked to play But there was something strange about this dragon Something that made the other creatures waggin' You see, this dragon liked to wet his bed On purpose, yes, that's what he said He liked the feeling of the warm, wet pee It made him happy, it made him glee One day, the dragon woke up with a great urge To let out his pee, to let the dragon surge He didn't hesitate, he let himself go And the bed became wet, from high to low But this dragon didn't care, he liked it so He smiled and giggled, he let his feelings show The wetness spread, all over the bed But the dragon didn't worry, he wasn't afraid The pee soaked through the sheets, to the floor It dripped, it dropped, it spread more and more But the dragon still smiled, he liked his bed wet And his happiness, nothing could ever upset The other creatures in the kingdom saw the mess They wrinkled their noses, they felt great distress "What's wrong with that dragon?" they asked with concern "Why does he wet his bed? That's such a weird turn." But the dragon just laughed, he didn't mind He was happy, he was free, he felt so kind He looked at the other creatures with a bright gleam And said, "I wet my bed, 'cause that's my dream." The other creatures looked at him with surprise They didn't understand, they couldn't realize But the dragon kept smiling, he danced with glee And the wetness around him, he just let it be So the moral of this story, dear children, is clear We're all different, we all have gifts to share So let's celebrate our quirks, let's feel the joy inside And if we like to wet our beds, let's never hide.