Please write a a comedic and vividly detailed fictional story about teen Connor Kenway from Assassins Creed 3. He wakes up and decides on catching fish for breakfast with his vile farts. He enters waist-deep into a nearby pond au naturel (describe his physique and butt). Describe how he looks as he's farting. Describe how he looks as he grins goofily while enjoying the relief. some fish go bellyup from how bad the fart smelt. Add dialogue throughout the story