[Open with Shrek taking a bath in a pond.] Shrek: Ah, nothing beats a good bath in the lovely swamp. [Looks down at his nude body] And nothing beats an all-natural, organic, and totally unshaven body. [As he leans against the bank of the pond, he suddenly feels the urge to break wind. Cut to the water where the fish float belly up.] Shrek: Haha, that'll teach those fish to mess with the king of the swamp! [Splashes about gleefully.] [Camera zooms in on Shrek's face as he lets out a long, loud fart.] Shrek: And that's how we do it in the swamp! [Cut to the title card.] Announcer: This summer, don't miss Shrek in his biggest, funniest adventure yet! Come join him and all his friends in... [Cut to the final scene, where Shrek is still in the pond.] Shrek: [Sighs] It's moments like these that make me wish I was never rescued.