In the kingdom of dragons, once a year A contest is held that brings great cheer It's a test of strength and bladder control As participants vie to set a new goal The diapered bladder holding contest it's called And to compete, one must be quite bold For hours on end, competitors must hold Till their bladders are bursting, or so we're told Dragons of all sizes and shapes appear Ready to show off their strength and fierce demeanor Some come adorned with sparkles and glitter While others prefer to be bold and bitter The rules are simple, you cannot let go Or else it's curtains for your chance to show Who has the strongest bladder in the land And who will take home the grand prize, oh so grand The crowd cheers and roars as the contest begins Spectators eagerly watching, placing their bets and pins The tension builds as the dragons hold on Till some can't take it and their bladders are gone In the end, there's only one winner The dragon who held on, a true bladder spinner And with the prize comes great fame and glory In the kingdom of dragons, a true success story So if you're ever in the land of dragons so grand And hear of the annual diapered bladder holding contest in the land Be sure to watch, cheer, and admire As dragons show off their bladder strength and fire.