Estimated User #19 (2 IP addresses)

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2 fiction conversations over 1 month, 24 days (Mar 3, 2024 – Apr 27, 2024) California, United States
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1471 conversations
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Make a beginning story of Sadaharu(from Gintama) temporarily ending up in the world of Gotham City...the Bat-Family baffled and bemused...what the hell is a big-ass white fluffy dog-like thing doing h...
Make a beginning story of Sadaharu(from Gintama) temporarily ending up in the world of Gotham City...the Bat-Family baffled and bemused...what the hell is a big-ass white fluffy dog-like thing doing h...
Make a beginning story of Sadaharu(from Gintama) temporarily ending up in the world of Gotham City...the Bat-Family baffled and bemused...what the hell is a big-ass white fluffy dog-like thing doing h...
Make a beginning story of Sadaharu(from Gintama) temporarily ending up in the world of Gotham City...the Bat-Family baffled and bemused...what the hell is a big-ass white fluffy dog-like thing doing h...
Make a beginning story of Sadaharu(from Gintama) temporarily ending up in the world of Gotham City...the Bat-Family baffled and bemused...what the hell is a big-ass white fluffy dog-like thing doing h...
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25 conversations
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How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayson' for his real name) in this alternate DC universe?.....basically...its an inverted version of Dick Grayson.....both ha...
DoHow's this for an alternate version of Dick Grayson in this alternate DC reality?..... Nightshade has similar origins to main universe Dick...but things diverged...to where he never was taken by Bru...
How's this for an alternate version of Dick Grayson in this alternate DC reality?..... Nightshade has similar origins to main universe Dick...but things diverged...to where he never was taken by Bruce...
How's this for an alternate version of Dick Grayson in this alternate DC reality?..... Nightshade has similar origins to main universe Dick...but things diverged...to where he never was taken by Bruce...
How's this for an alternate version of Dick Grayson in this alternate DC reality?..... Nightshade has similar origins to main universe Dick...but things diverged...to where he never was taken by Bruce...
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Mar 3, 2024
Apr 27, 2024
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C0 How's this for an alternate version of Dick Grayson in this alternate DC reality 98 conv. C1 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 45 conv. C2 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 35 conv. C3 Pretend you're Tim Drake (secretly Red Robin) as you talk about the finer joys o 25 conv. C4 Make possible dialogues and reactions of Jason Todd(Red Hood) and Dick Grayson(N 23 conv. C5 Would it make an interesting elseworlds of DC if Dick Grayson was taken in by Sl 22 conv. C6 'Dark Nights: Death Metal: Wonder Woman falters to the Darkest Knight's statemen 20 conv. C7 Make black comedy dialogues of Lucifer Morningstar(from the DC universe) reflect 19 conv. C8 Make black comedy dialogues of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, ruler of Hell) reflect 18 conv. C9 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 18 conv. C10 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 17 conv. C11 Make me a story that parodies revenge feeling good.. 15 conv. C12 Make me an absolute parody beginning story of somehow...someway...Tim Drake(Red 15 conv. C13 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 14 conv. C14 Would this be an interesting storyline idea?...Jason Todd(Red Hood) for his extr 13 conv. C15 Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin 13 conv. C16 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 13 conv. C17 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 12 conv. C18 Give me a DC elseworlds story and title where instead of Bruce taking in Dick Gr 12 conv. C19 Lately in DC Comics...Amanda Waller is losing her gray areas....and becoming a f 11 conv. C20 How would a dynamic go between a male Joker and a female Batman in some alternat 10 conv. C21 in an alternate DC universe...where among other things here...Jason Todd was the 9 conv. C22 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 9 conv. C23 Dick Grayson(formerly Nightwing and now called 'Lady Croc' mutated into a athlet 8 conv. C24 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 8 conv. C25 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 8 conv. C26 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 7 conv. C27 Make me an AU DC Earth where Batman had become arguably corrupt in power and con 7 conv. C28 What's some storylines of Dick Grayson(Nightwing) that COULD have gone better ar 6 conv. C29 Make a beginning story of Dick Grayson(mutated into a black and blue athletic li 6 conv. C30 in an alternate DC universe...where among other things here...Jason Todd was the 6 conv. C31 Make a black comedy story set in the DC universe...Dick Grayson(Nightwing) and H 6 conv. C32 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 6 conv. C33 Make up creative city names for the DC universe that combines Gotham City's deca 6 conv. C34 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 6 conv. C35 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 6 conv. C36 Make a sample AU DC universe scene...Jason Todd or 'Father Todd' who never becam 5 conv. C37 Make me an AU version of Barbara Gordon who never became Batgirl.. 5 conv. C38 Make me an anti-hero called 'Red Ronin' in the DC universe... What makes him spe 5 conv. C39 Make a sample black comedy story of Kamui(from Gintama) after being accidentally 5 conv. C40 Make a fun story of Sadaharu(from Gintama) temporarily ending up in the world of 5 conv. C41 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 5 conv. C42 Lately in DC Comics...Amanda Waller is losing her gray areas...and becoming a fu 5 conv. C43 Continue, as Kamui smirks....while covering his ears....approaching the sonic em 5 conv. C44 Make a beginning story of Dick Grayson(mutated into a black and blue athletic li 4 conv. C45 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 4 conv. C46 Make a black comedy story set in the DC universe....Dick Grayson(Nightwing) and 4 conv. C47 Make a black comedy story set in the DC universe...Dick Grayson(Nightwing) and H 4 conv. C48 Make a black comedy story of the event of the year!..Dick Grayson getting ready 4 conv. C49 Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin 4 conv. C50 Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin 4 conv. C51 Can this be part of a DC Dark Multiverse version of Dick Grayson?..who becomes t 4 conv. C52 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 4 conv. C53 Make a 'finally its happening' when Amanda Waller of the DC universe finally get 4 conv. C54 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 4 conv. C55 Make me an absolute parody beginning story of somehow...someway...Tim Drake(Red 4 conv. C56 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 4 conv. C57 Make me an alternate version of Dick Grayson(called 'Nightshade') trained by Sla 3 conv. C58 Make a sample AU DC universe scene...Jason Todd or 'Father Todd' who never becam 3 conv. C59 Make me an AU DC Earth where Batman had become arguably corrupt in power and con 3 conv. C60 Make me an AU DC Earth where Batman had become arguably corrupt in power and con 3 conv. C61 Who is Makima from Chainsaw Man? 3 conv. C62 Make a black comedy story of the event of the year!..Dick Grayson getting ready 3 conv. C63 Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin 3 conv. C64 Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin 3 conv. C65 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 3 conv. C66 Batman is criticized for his 'child soldiers' in Dick, Tim, Jason, and all the r 3 conv. C67 Make me an anti-hero called 'Red Ronin' for the DC universe... give me interesti 3 conv. C68 Give me a list of strategies to use and play on should I ever face GLA 's Secret 3 conv. C69 Give me a list of strategies to use and play on should I ever face GLA's Terror 3 conv. C70 How to do an anti-hero guy called 'Red Ronin' in the DC universe?..he's rough... 3 conv. C71 Make black comedy dialogues of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, ruler of Hell) reflect 3 conv. C72 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri 3 conv. C73 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri 3 conv. C74 Make a beginning story of Sadaharu(from Gintama) temporarily ending up in the wo 3 conv. C75 Do some funny black comedy dialogues of Dick Grayson(Nightwing) first-person tho 3 conv. C76 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 3 conv. C77 Make a dark comedic first-person story of Tim Drake(Red Robin) on his thoughts o 3 conv. C78 Make this story..., as much later on...Red Robin(Tim Drake from Earth-Prime) is 3 conv. C79 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 3 conv. C80 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 3 conv. C81 A thought experiment...if Nightwing became a full-blown supervillain...how devas 3 conv. C82 Make a fun short story of Bruce Wayne going on about his playboy cover...and wel 3 conv. C83 Make a beginning story set in the Young Justice universe...NIghtwing and 'The Te 3 conv. C84 Why in fictional stories...romantic person A trying to flirt with oblivious pers 3 conv. C85 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 3 conv. C86 For Fun...would it be interesting at least...if Persona 6...the main big-bad of 3 conv. C87 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 3 conv. C88 Make me a version of Jason Todd who not only became the first Robin but never ex 2 conv. C89 Make me an AU DC reality of Jason Todd who not only became the FIRST Robin but n 2 conv. C90 Say Jason Todd(Red Hood) ended up in Earth-11 completely by accident...has to fi 2 conv. C91 Make a sample AU DC universe scene...Jason Todd or 'Father Todd' who never becam 2 conv. C92 Make a beginning story of Dick Grayson(mutated into a black and blue athletic li 2 conv. C93 Let's say...the Bat-Family was taken to its ultimate conclusion...no more Robins 2 conv. C94 Let's say...the Bat-Family was taken to its ultimate conclusion...no more Robins 2 conv. C95 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C96 Dick Grayson(formerly Nightwing and feminized mutated into a black and blue athl 2 conv. C97 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C98 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C99 Make me an AU DC Earth where Batman had become arguably corrupt in power and con 2 conv. C100 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C101 maybe a montage explanation and scene...of Nightshade running into the fray...fi 2 conv. C102 Make a black comedy story of the event of the year!..Dick Grayson getting ready 2 conv. C103 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C104 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C105 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C106 Make me an AU DC Earth where Batman had become arguably corrupt in power and con 2 conv. C107 Make me an AU DC Earth where Batman had become arguably corrupt in power and con 2 conv. C108 Batman is criticized for his 'child soldiers' in Dick, Tim, Jason, and all the r 2 conv. C109 Make me an AU DC Earth where Batman had become arguably corrupt in power and con 2 conv. C110 Make me an anti-hero called 'Red Ronin' for the DC universe......don't limit him 2 conv. C111 Rate me this idea.....an anti-hero in the DC universe here..... Alexander Redgra 2 conv. C112 is this a good way to subvert the Mary Sue trope?...so perfect..all these skills 2 conv. C113 Give me a list of strategies to use and play on should I ever face GLA 's Bio-Co 2 conv. C114 Give me a list of strategies to use and play on should I ever face America's Air 2 conv. C115 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C116 Make a funny story based on 'Among Us' but in Chinese context 2 conv. C117 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri 2 conv. C118 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri 2 conv. C119 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri 2 conv. C120 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri 2 conv. C121 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri × 2 conv. C122 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri 2 conv. C123 Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichri 2 conv. C124 Make black comedy dialogues of bored and bumbling low-ranking demons in Hell mus 2 conv. C125 What is the DC dark multiverse? 2 conv. C126 Make a 'finally its happening' when Amanda Waller of the DC universe finally get 2 conv. C127 Make a sample black comedy story of Kamui(from Gintama) after being accidentally 2 conv. C128 Make a beginning story of Sadaharu(from Gintama) temporarily ending up in the wo 2 conv. C129 How's this for an alternate version of Dick Grayson in this alternate DC reality 2 conv. C130 How's this for an alternate version of Dick Grayson in this alternate DC reality 2 conv. C131 Make a beginning story of MADAO...Hasegawa of Gintama...on the park there...sigh 2 conv. C132 Make a beginning story of Dick Grayson(Nightwing) and Jason Todd(Red Hood) findi 2 conv. C133 Make How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'G 2 conv. C134 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 2 conv. C135 Do funny dark comedic Tim Drake scribbles of his journal ...each entry starting 2 conv. C136 Make a beginning story set in Code Geass...Lelouch going about his student days. 2 conv. C137 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C138 Would it be utterly fascinating to play with the DC multiverse?..a version of Di 2 conv. C139 How would Jason Todd(Red Hood) react to meeting a version of Tim Drake who never 2 conv. C140 How might the Bat-Family(with the exception of Jason Todd) react to meeting a ve 2 conv. C141 What is Rise of the Reds mod for Generals Zero Hour? 2 conv. C142 Do funny black comedy dialogues...of a guide...starring Tim Drake(Red Robin) and 2 conv. C143 Do black comedy dialogues of Dick Grayson's thoughts on the curiously morally am 2 conv. C144 Make me an absolute parody story of somehow...someway.....Tim Drake(Red Robin).. 2 conv. C145 Make a funny story of Tim Drake(Red Robin) realizing he's been stuck in the worl 2 conv. C146 Make a funny sample dialogue of the cast of Gintama meeting with Konosuba.. 2 conv. C147 Do first-person of Dick Grayson(Nightwing) realizing that uh oh..he's been turne 2 conv. C148 Make a beginning story of this... Dick Grayson(formerly Nightwing and now mutate 2 conv. C149 Fit DC Comics tone Make the beginning DC story of Nightwing ending up in some mu 2 conv. C150 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C151 Make a beginning story of Dick Grayson(Nightwing and temporarily mutated into a 2 conv. C152 Make a beginning story of Dick Grayson(Nightwing and temporarily mutated into a 2 conv. C153 Make a beginning story of Dick Grayson(Nightwing and temporarily mutated into a 2 conv. C154 Make a beginning story of Dick Grayson(Nightwing and temporarily mutated into a 2 conv. C155 How's this for an anti-hero version of Dick Grayson(called Nightshade or 'Grayso 2 conv. C156 Make a story of Batman encountering Kirby for the first time...found loitering a 2 conv. C157 Make a story of Nightwing meeting Kirby for the time...described as a pink floof 2 conv. C158 (unclustered) 558 conv.
2 conversations in cluster Cluster 121× “Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the...” over 12 minutes (Apr 13, 2024 – Apr 13, 2024), oldest first. Show: 10 15 50 100
Apr 13, 2024 at 9:17 AM PDT — 1 turn United States, California fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichrist, etc, take your pick for the names.) reflecting on his life(or lack thereof, given the saying of how...oh...how did it go again?..'the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making people think he didn't exist'...and yet still debated constantly.)......and the interesting effects he still has on humans these very days...humans...God's creations.........yes...how the humans still manages to blame the Devil for their sins...even in the 'modern' era...at a time of declining church attendances and rising agnostic/atheistic beliefs...ironic...a lessened belief in God...but in some ways a lessened belief of Satan himself...its a mixed bag it seems.........and let's not forget......how the humans always blamed him for the smallest to biggest things...as past human events are recalled ever thus...what were they again?.....the Crusades?..the Salem Witch Trials?..the Spanish Inquisition?..no?..what about a certain goose-stepping man going 'Sieg Heil'?.....even amusingly as if saying that 'God' made them do it...when in fact...Lucifer merely gave a nudge here...an option there...he never really forced the humans ...no......God just gave humans the 'freedom' to choose in general......and some chose...hellishly............as if he lived their lives for them by holding their hands constantly...from the lowliest of humans...to the mightiest of humans......how amusingly...droll....and ah yes...from the days ...
CHATBOT: Lucifer Morningstar leans back in his chair, swirling a glass of something dark and expensive, his smile sharp enough to cut the tension hanging thick in the air. His voice, smooth as sin itself, breaks the silence, weaving through the shadows of his luxuriant Los Angeles penthouse. "Ah, humans," he muses, the words dripping with a mix of fondness and disdain. "My favorite tragedies and comedies rolled into one deliciously flawed creation. You see, the greatest trick I ever pulled wasn't just making people think I didn't exist--it was convincing them that every slip, every fall from grace was my doing. As if I have nothing better to do than to whisper sweet nothings into the ears of mortals." He chuckles, a sound that ripples with darkness. "From the days of plucking fruit in Eden to the utterly fascinating, if not tragic spectacles of the Crusades, the Salem Witch Trials, and let's not forget our friend with the amusing mustache who turned 'Sieg Heil' into a global catchphrase--humans have shown an adorable propensity to point fingers everywhere but at themselves." Leaning forward, his gaze seems to pierce through the veil of time itself. "And yet, here we are, in the dawning of your so-called 'modern era,' where God's attendance figures are dwindling, but mine? Oh, I remain the ever-convenient scapegoat for humans railing against a life of their own making. You'd think with the rise of atheism and agnosticism, I'd get a bit of a break. But no, even as belief in me wanes, the blame, dear mortals, does not." A smirk plays across his lips. "But here's where it gets truly delicious--the more you push me away, the more you make me into this...god of freedom, a rebel against tyranny. Hell, a place of 'freeing torture,' and Heaven? A dictatorship you're all clamoring to get into despite your 'enlightened' views. The irony is as rich as the misery you accuse me of causing." He pauses, his expression one of mock contemplation. "And amidst all this, you still pine for the freedom to choose, a gift from dear old Dad Himself, yet you squander it. You blame me for your darkest desires, for your every misstep, when in truth, all I've ever done is hold up a mirror to your own nature. I merely suggest; you're the ones who leap." His laughter fills the room, a sound both warm and chilling. "So, here's to humanity--God's greatest comedy, and my never-ending source of amusement. Keep blaming me for your sins, your failings. It gives me something to do, after all. Just reme...
Apr 13, 2024 at 9:29 AM PDT — 1 turn United States, California fiction View full conversation
USER: Make black comedy dialogue of Lucifer Morningstar(Satan, the Devil, the Antichrist, etc, take your pick for the names.) reflecting on his life(or lack thereof, given the saying of how...oh...how did it go again?..'the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making people think he didn't exist'...and yet still debated constantly.)......and the interesting effects he still has on humans these very days...humans...God's very creations.........yes...how the humans still manages to blame the Devil for their sins...even in the 'modern' era...at a time of declining church attendances and rising agnostic/atheistic beliefs...ironic...a lessened belief in God...but in some ways a lessened belief of Satan himself...its a mixed bag it seems.........and let's not forget......how the humans always blamed him for the smallest to biggest things...as past human events are recalled ever thus...what were they again?.....the Crusades?..the Salem Witch Trials?..the Spanish Inquisition?..no?..what about a certain goose-stepping man going 'Sieg Heil'?.....evenHeil'?..and those other events of the modern era........even amusingly as if saying that 'God' made them do it...when in fact...Lucifer merely gave a nudge here...an option there...he never really forced the humans ...no......God just gave humans the 'freedom' to choose in general......and some chose...hellishly............as if he lived their lives for them by holding their hands constantly...from the lowliest of humans...to the mightiest of humans......how amusingly...droll....and ah yes...from the days of rebellion against the big man(God) himself...to the garden of Adam and Eve...to well...you know...dealing with HIM(Jesus).........and skip to today...the 'modern' era...... now being seen(or has always been seen in some circles) as a god of freedom apparently......rebelling against God... a 'tyrant' in certain human translations.........Heaven...a place of tyranny?..versus Hell...a place of freeing torture?..how...deliciously ironic...perhaps...'jarring' ...that humans themselves might say......are not humans still clamoring to get into Heaven?.....to avoid the pain of Hell?.. Free will...the gift from God that keeps on giving...or taking... Make the tone akin Lucifer himself speaking in the modern era(things have changed in the modern age since then.......orthen...or have they?)
CHATBOT: Ah, the rich tapestry of human history, narrated by none other than yours truly, Lucifer Morningstar. Oh, where to begin with this delightful farce? The greatest trick I ever pulled? Convincing the world I didn't exist. A masterstroke in irony, really, considering I'm blamed for every scandal from the Crusades to that ghastly affair with the chap and his unfortunate mustache. "Sieg Heil"? Please. I've always found goose-stepping terribly gauche. Here we are, in the so-called modern era, when the pews at church are growing cobwebs, yet the name 'Satan' still rolls off the tongue with such fervor. Isn't it just wonderfully perverse? A declining belief in the Almighty, yet I, the so-called Prince of Darkness, still haunt their Halloween parties and heavy metal albums. A mixed bag indeed, but one I find particularly delightful. Humans, God's beloved creations, perennially finding ways to blame their own misdeeds on yours truly. As if I had nothing better to do than to whisper nefarious ideas into the ears of every misguided soul. They've accredited me with the inspiration behind everything from the pyres of the Spanish Inquisition to the gas chambers of World War II. And let's not forget the smaller, daily deviances. "The Devil made me do it," they cry, as if I personally guided their hand to swipe left on a married neighbor's dating profile. It's almost endearing, in a twisted sort of way, their sheer insistence on making me the scapegoat for all their ills. God grants them free will, and how do they use it? To blame their choices on anyone but themselves. I must confess, I've always found it richly entertaining. The mildest temptation, a mere nudge towards the darker path, yet it's always "Satan's work." From the celestial rebellion to the Garden of Eden, from tempting Jesus to influencing modern politics, my supposed resume is as varied as it is vilified. And now, to the creme de la creme, I'm heralded as a god of freedom, a liberator from the tyranny of heaven. Hell as a place of "freeing torture," heaven as the ultimate gated community. Oh, the sweet, dulcet tones of irony. Humans, scrambling over one another for a ticket through the pearly gates, terrified of the infernal alternative, yet seemingly doing everything in their power to book a one-way trip down below. It's a divine comedy, if you will, and I, merely a spectator with a vested interest. Free will, indeed. The gift that keeps on giving--or taking, depending on one's perspective. And as for the ...