USER: Create a bullet list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading' is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing on the hips, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as helmets, gloves, even poofy shields! Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requ...
CHATBOT: Here's a list of more diaper-centric items for your homebrew D&D game: - **Gentle Giants**: (Uncommon item, Medium Diaper Armor) *2.5 lbs., 85 gp, 100 lbs. Load capacity, +2 to AC, reduces fall damage by 1d6 per 20 lbs. Loaded, wearer moves at half speed when 90 lbs. or more Loaded.* "Favored by caretakers and healers, these plush, enchanted diapers are so generously padded that they soften the impact of harsh landings and botched acrobatics, but get cumbersome when full." - **Knightly Nappies of Nobility**: (Very rare item, Heavy Diaper Armor) *10 lbs., 500 gp, 350 lbs. Load capacity, +4 to AC, immune to critical hits from behind, imposes disadvantage on opponents' stealth rolls within 40 feet when 200 lbs. or more Loaded.* "Woven with golden threads and bearing regal emblems, these knightly nappies are as much a statement as they are protection, ensuring one's royal posterior is shielded in battle." - **Wizardly Wet-Protect Waders**: (Uncommon item, Light Diaper Armor) *0.8 lbs., 75 gp, 30 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, grants advantage on saves against water-based effects, -1 on all spell attack rolls for every 10 lbs. Loaded.* "These arcane diapers are imbued with a spell of dryness, helping the wearer stay focused even in the wettest of environments, though their sorcery may dampen if overloaded." - **Bulky Brawler's Briefs**: (Common item, Medium Diaper Armor) *1.5 lbs., 30 gp, 55 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, grants +2 to unarmed attack damage rolls, -5 feet of movement for every 20 lbs. Loaded.* "Designed for those who like to get up close and personal, the extra cushioning around the hips serves to reinforce punches and kicks, but may hinder movement as they fill." - **Sage's Soft Swaddlers**: (Rare item, Light Diaper Armor) *0.7 lbs., 125 gp, 40 lbs. Load capacity, +2 to AC, wearer gains +1 on Intelligence and Wisdom checks, once fully Loaded, the wearer suffers from a -2 penalty to those checks until changed.* "Preferred by scholars and mages, these diapers are imbued with cognitive enchantments that lose their potency as the swaddlers become progressively more... occupied." - **Silent Soother Sneakypants**: (Rare item, Light Diaper Armor) *1.0 lbs., 150 gp, 50 lbs. Load capacity, +2 to AC, grants advantage on Stealth checks, emits a noticeable crinkle that imposes a -2 penalty to Stealth checks per 10 lbs. Loaded.* "A rogue's best friend, these diapers muffle the sounds of footsteps and movement, but beware: once they begin to swell, their other...
USER: With these hypothetical items and setting in mind, what could be some unique diaper-related Feats (including prerequisites, if any) a character could gain in this world?
CHATBOT: Here are a few custom Feats designed for your diaper-centric D&D homebrew setting: 1. **Efficient Loader** *Prerequisite: Constitution 13 or higher* - Increase your Constitution score by 1, up to a maximum of 20. - You gain proficiency in Constitution saving throws related to Loading. - When you intentionally fail a Constitution saving throw to Load, you can choose the exact amount to Load without exceeding the capacity. 2. **Advanced Mobility** *Prerequisite: No Heavy Diaper Armor equipped* - You ignore movement speed penalties from wearing Loaded Light or Medium Diaper Armor. - When wearing Light Diaper Armor, you can use your reaction to reduce any Load-induced disadvantage on Dexterity checks or saving throws by half, rounding down the penalty. 3. **Shielded Squat** *Prerequisite: Proficiency with Heavy Armor* - Increase the Load capacity of your Diaper Armor by 50 pounds. - When wearing Heavy Diaper Armor and fully Loaded, you can use a bonus action to gain advantage on all Strength checks and Strength saving throws until the start of your next turn. 4. **Evasive Padding** *Prerequisite: Dexterity 15 or higher* - Increase your Dexterity score by 1, up to a maximum of 20. - You can move through the space of any creature that is of a larger size than you without being considered encumbered, regardless of your current Load weight. 5. **Change Expert** *Prerequisite: Dexterity or Intelligence 13 or higher* - You can change your own diaper or an ally's diaper using only a bonus action instead of a full action. - When changing a diaper, the newly equipped diaper grants a temporary bonus of +1 to AC for the first 10 rounds it is worn. 6. **Pressure Point Control** *Prerequisite: Wisdom 13 or higher* - You gain the ability to control your Loading, reducing unintentional Loads by half (rounded up). - Once per long rest, you can prevent a Load completely, succeeding on a triggered Constitution saving throw without needing to roll. 7. **Hydrated Fortitude** - Whenever you drink a potion or any liquid while wearing Diaper Armor, decrease the Load weight by 5 pounds as the liquid is magically absorbed and neutralized. - You gain resistance to dehydration and any associated negative effects from scenarios such as extreme heat. 8. **Absorbent Affinity** - Spells and magical effects that involve water, ice, or other liquids don't add Load weight to your Diaper Armor. - After taking damage from a spell that deals water or ice damage, gain temporary hit points equal to...