USER: Write me a Hypothetical Tornado Emergency in American Emergency Alert System format, which warns people about a sentient tornado with tentacles
CHATBOT: ***Tornado Emergency*** ***Tornado Emergency*** ***Tornado Emergency*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:** - BLACKSTONE COUNTY - LINVILLE - TERRACE HEIGHTS - WOODVALLEY **AT 235 PM LOCAL TIME, A RARE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SENTIENT TORNADO WITH TENTACLES WAS OBSERVED NEAR THE INTERSECTION OF HIGHWAY 82 AND COUNTY ROAD 12, MOVING NORTHEAST AT 45 MPH. THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: A SENTIENT TORNADO WITH TENTACLES** **SOURCE: RADAR CONFIRMED** **IMPACT: FLYING DEBRIS WILL BE DANGEROUS TO THOSE CAUGHT WITHOUT SHELTER. MASSIVE DAMAGE TO HOMES, BUSINESSES, AND VEHICLES WILL OCCUR. SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO ROADS, BRIDGES, AND HIGHWAYS IS LIKELY. TRANSPORTATION WILL BECOME EXTREMELY DIFFICULT, IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE. WIDESPREAD POWER AND COMMUNICATION OUTAGES WILL OCCUR.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE:** - BLACKSTONE - LINVILLE - TERRACE HEIGHTS - WOODVALLEY - MERRY MEADOWS - PINEHURST - RIVERBEND - FAIRFIELD *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - TAKE COVER NOW! AVOID WINDOWS AND DOORS. - STAY IN THE BASEMENT OR GET TO THE LOWEST FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING. - PROTECT YOUR HEAD AND BODY WITH PILLOWS AND BLANKETS. - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH OR ENGAGE THE SENTIENT TORNADO. IT IS UNPREDICTABLE AND DANGEROUS. - IF STATIONARY, SEEK SHELTER AND WAIT FOR THE ALL CLEAR FROM AUTHORITIES. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A TORNADO EMERGENCY! A PRESUMED SENTIENT TORNADO WITH TENTACLES IS HEADED TOWARD AFFECTED LOCATIONS. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER TO PROTECT YOUR LIFE.** ***Tornado Emergency*** ***Tornado Emergency*** ***Tornado Emergency***
USER: Write me a Civil danger warning in American Emergency Alert System format, which warns people about a unknown anomaly
CHATBOT: ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS ISSUED A CIVIL DANGER WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:** - DAWSON COUNTY - NEWFIELD - RIVERVIEW - SILVERHILL **AT 1000 AM LOCAL TIME, A RARE AND POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS UNKNOWN ANOMALY HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE AFFECTED LOCATIONS. THE NATURE OF THIS ANOMALY IS UNCLEAR; HOWEVER, IT POSES A SIGNIFICANT THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **HAZARD: UNKNOWN ANOMALY** **SOURCE: GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND LAW ENFORCEMENT** **IMPACT: THE UNKNOWN NATURE OF THIS ANOMALY COULD RESULT IN WIDESPREAD DANGER TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. POTENTIAL DAMAGE TO INFRASTRUCTURE, PROPERTY, AND HUMAN LIFE MAY OCCUR.** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE:** - DAWSON - NEWFIELD - RIVERVIEW - SILVERHILL - CRESTWOOD - OAK GROVE - WESTVIEW - GREENFIELD *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS:** - STAY VIGILANT AND MONITOR LOCAL MEDIA FOR ONGOING UPDATES AND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. - REMAIN INDOORS AND AVOID UNNECESSARY TRAVEL. - LIMIT TELEPHONE USAGE TO EMERGENCY PURPOSES ONLY; AVOID OVERLOADING COMMUNICATIONS NETWORKS. - DO NOT APPROACH OR INVESTIGATE THE ANOMALY YOURSELF. REPORT ANY OBSERVATIONS TO AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY. - REVIEW EMERGENCY PLANS AND SUPPLIES, AND PREPARE TO EVACUATE IF INSTRUCTED BY AUTHORITIES. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* **REPEAT...THIS IS A CIVIL DANGER WARNING! AN UNKNOWN ANOMALY IS PRESENT IN AFFECTED LOCATIONS AND POSES A THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. REMAIN VIGILANT, STAY INDOORS, AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM AUTHORITIES.** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning*** ***Civil Danger Warning***