USER: Tune into your favourite station Peruse any news publication See the state of the states and nations Corporations, inflation, invasions Well, I say that they could take some Intercontinental consolidation One flag emblazoned with my face on And I don't plan on an application Introducing villainy squared Just your standard reclusive trillionaire With a maniacal air and a violent flare Vibrant tyrant enshrined in a stylish chair You can find me there on my island lair Where the sirens blare, as I stride in striking fear With the slightest glare, I'm not fighting fair Step aside for the frightful heir So you'd better get to polishing your white flags I've a plethora of monuments to hijack Shrink the Senate, use the columns as a spice rack And enveloping the commons in a flytrap Minions all over my map Turn your dominion into a nice back Yard for my kingdom, your income might lapse Might have to squint at the price on the ransom price tag You know, I've just realised this dotted line around the globe is supposed to be the Equator I always thought of it as more of a "cut here" If all the world's a stage, then I shall play my part You may say it's cliche, but I say that it's an art Every deck needs a knave to come and stack the cards The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart One button's all it takes to set the Earth a-quaking Or is the world afraid and the planet started shaking? You'd need tectonic plates to serve the schemes I'm baking And the menu for today is...