CHATBOT: In the ornate yet eerie silence of Gotham's Cathedral, a scene unfolds that could only exist within the twisted tapestry of Gotham City's elite and their rogues' gallery counterparts. Under the high, vaulted ceilings, decorated with an eclectic mix of black and red roses--courtesy of Poison Ivy's begrudging assistance--Harley Quinn, in a dress that defies traditional bridal description, and Dick Grayson, looking more like a man walking towards his destiny than towards an altar, prepare to say their vows. At the organ, Zatanna, in full costume because why not, plays a tune that accidentally slips into a funeral march. She catches herself with a jarring chord shift back into the wedding march, murmuring to herself, "Always a good time to practice smiling... like right now." The irony isn't lost on her; today, she's not just a performer but a witness to Gotham's most bizarre union. To the side, a heavily drunk Jason Todd, bottle in hand, slurs his words to an equally inebriated Stephanie Brown, "You think... if Harley marries Dick, that makes her... family?" Unable to articulate more, he chugs the bottle, while Stephanie tries to calculate their new, dysfunctional family tree in her head, her efforts dissolving into giggles. Barbara Gordon, the ex-flame and forever ally, sits in her wheelchair with a twitch in her eye and a smile so forced it could crack diamond. Her gaze is fixed forward, determined not to dwell on the past she shared with Dick, or the absurdity of the present. Dinah leans over to Vixen, whispering, "You know, Huntress swore up and down Dick's not being mind-controlled." Vixen just shakes her head, wondering how their world has come to this, as Tim Drake next to them mutters about needing more coffee--or maybe coffee spiked with something stronger--to erase this moment from memory. Off to the side stand Poison Ivy, sighing at the sight of her ex-lover preparing to marry someone else and Killer Frost, who's only there to enjoy Batman's silent torment. Catwoman watches Batman from afar, her smirk hidden behind her mask, pondering the complications this marriage will introduce to their already complex lives. In the pews, Cyborg is happily indulging in the wedding feast prepared by a mentally screaming Wally West, both heroes trying to find solace in food. Superboy and Beast Boy echo their sentiments, choosing to stuff their faces rather than contemplate the reality of the situation. Huntress, meanwhile, decides that if she consumes enough food ...