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3 fiction conversations over 14 days (Nov 28, 2023 – Dec 12, 2023) 34% prompt uniqueness Tallinn, Estonia
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C0 Write a story where Papyrus (Undertale), Wheatley (Portal) HK-47 and HUNK (Resid 28 conv. C1 Write a story where Sans (Undertale), GLaDOS, Bass (Mega Man) and Max Payne are 16 conv. C2 Create a Original Character for My Hero Academia. The Characters Name Is Miyake 12 conv. C3 Write a story where Jim Raynor, SHODAN, G-Man (Half-Life) and Daxter are working 12 conv. C4 If Gordon Freeman was the headmaster of Hogwarts, what would happen? Go Into Det 11 conv. C5 Write a story where Strider Hiryu, Gordon Freeman, Phoenix Wright and Clank (Rat 10 conv. C6 If Gordon Freeman was the Chief of Police in Zootopia, what would happen? Go Int 9 conv. C7 If Max Payne played Cyberpunk 2077, what would he think of it? Go Into Detail. M 9 conv. C8 Write a story where Isaac Clarke, Agent 47, Geese Howard and Bowser are working 7 conv. C9 Write a story where Vergil (Devil May Cry), Scorpion (Mortal Kombat), Ghost (Cal 7 conv. C10 Write a story where Dallas (Payday), Artyom (Metro Series), Captain Price and Ai 7 conv. C11 Write a story where Ezio Auditore, Kane (Command & Conquer), Andrew Ryan and Cor 7 conv. C12 Write a story where The Lich King, Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Calypso (Twisted 7 conv. C13 Write a story where Ragnaros, PaRappa, Pathfinder (Apex Legends) and Tohru Adach 7 conv. C14 Write a story where Serious Sam, Norman Jayden, Jacket (Hotline Miami) and Ellis 7 conv. C15 Write a story where Crypto (Destroy All Humans!), Dracula (Castlevania), Lucas ( 7 conv. C16 Write a story where Qwark (Ratchet & Clank), Genji (Overwatch), Murray (Sly Coop 7 conv. C17 Write a story where Happy Mask Salesman, Ulfric Stormcloak, N'Zoth and Arthur Mo 7 conv. C18 Write a story where Judge (Ace Attorney), Bonnie (Five Nights at Freddy's), Wren 7 conv. C19 If Max Payne watched WALL-E (2008 Film), what would he think of it? Go Into Deta 6 conv. C20 Write a story where Master Chief, Soldier 76, Doctor Eggman and Sly Cooper are w 6 conv. C21 Write a story where Goro Majima, Hal Emmerich, Claptrap and Jack Cooper (Titanfa 6 conv. C22 Write a story where John Marston, Max (Sam & Max), The Illusive Man and Siegfrie 6 conv. C23 Write a story where Doomguy, Postal Dude, Garrus Vakarian and Thel 'Vadam are wo 6 conv. C24 Write a story where Daigo Dojima, Vladimir Makarov (Call Of Duty), Mirage (Apex 6 conv. C25 From now on, you will act as Agent 47. 5 conv. C26 If HAL 9000 and Master Control Program watched Up (2009 Film), what would they t 5 conv. C27 Write a story where Sweet Tooth, Mael Radec, Frank West and Pyro (Team Fortress 5 conv. C28 Write a story where 343 Guilty Spark, Albert Wesker, Doctor Wily and Ganondorf a 5 conv. C29 Write a story where Sir Daniel Fortesque, Emmett Graves, Dutch van der Linde and 5 conv. C30 Write a story where Chosen Undead, Miles Edgeworth, Bentley (Sly Cooper) and Spi 5 conv. C31 Write a story where Duke Nukem, Handsome Jack, Zero (Mega Man) and JC Denton are 4 conv. C32 Write a story where Solid Snake, Sam Fisher, Akuma (Street Fighter) and Alex Mer 4 conv. C33 Write a story where Cole MacGrath, Yu Narukami, Dante (Devil May Cry) and Reaper 4 conv. C34 Write a story where Kazuya Mishima, Shao Kahn, Nightmare (Soul Calibur) and M. B 4 conv. C35 Write a story where Darth Revan, Heihachi Mishima, Link (Legend Of Zelda) and Ar 4 conv. C36 Write a story where Joshua Graham, Sheogorath, Jak (Jak and Daxter) and Kefka Pa 4 conv. C37 Write a story where Sephiroth, Nathan Drake, Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank) and Sam ( 4 conv. C38 Write a story where Cayde-6, Excalibur (Warframe), Wolf O'Donnell and Master Oni 4 conv. C39 Write a story where Shadow the Hedgehog, Shang Tsung, Flowey (Undertale) and Bil 4 conv. C40 Write a story where Thel 'Vadam, Cervantes (Soul Calibur), Murray (Sly Cooper) a 4 conv. C41 Write a story where Legion (Mass Effect), Saladin Forge, Meta Knight and Dominic 4 conv. C42 If Alex Mercer (Prototype) was a Servant (Fate Series), what would he be? Do not 3 conv. C43 From now on, you will act as Max Payne. 3 conv. C44 If Skynet and The Architect (The Matrix) watched Up (2009 Film), what would they 3 conv. C45 If Skynet and The Architect (The Matrix) played Detroit Become Human, what would 3 conv. C46 Write a story where Papyrus (Undertale) and Max Payne are trapped in SCP-3008. G × 3 conv. C47 Write a story where Tommy Vercetti, Kazuma Kiryu, Sledge (Rainbow Six) and Terry 3 conv. C48 Write a story where Papyrus asks Calypso (Twisted Metal) for a wish. Add Dialogu 3 conv. C49 Write a story where 343 Guilty Spark, Albert Wesker, Neo Cortex and Ganondorf ar 3 conv. C50 Write a story where Demi-fiend, Lee Everett (Walking Dead), Cyberdemon and Aldui 3 conv. C51 Write a story where Joseph Seed, Julius (Saints Row), War (Darksiders) and Sol B 3 conv. C52 Write a story where Kiritsugu Emiya, Bloodhound (Apex Legends), Jonesy (Fortnite 3 conv. C53 Write a story where Helbrecht (Warhammer 40k), Morgan Blackhand, Pagan Min and S 3 conv. C54 Write a story where Asgore Dreemurr, Proto Man, Yoshimitsu (Tekken), Artanis (St 3 conv. C55 Write a story where Homelander, The Architect (The Matrix), Jason Voorhees and V 3 conv. C56 From now on, you will act as Dio Brando. Start conversation as Dio. 2 conv. C57 If Gordon Freeman and Agent 47 were Co-CEOs of a company, what would happen? Go 2 conv. C58 Write a chess match between Skynet and The Architect (The Matrix). Go Into Detai 2 conv. C59 If Max Payne and Agent 47 watched Up (2009 Film), what would they think of it? G 2 conv. C60 If CLU 2 and Agent Smith played Detroit Become Human, what would they think of i 2 conv. C61 If CLU 2 and Agent Smith played Minecraft, what would they think of it? Go Into 2 conv. C62 If CLU 2 and Agent Smith watched Harry Potter, what would they think of it? Go I 2 conv. C63 If CLU 2 and Agent Smith played Mass Effect, what would they think of it? Go Int 2 conv. C64 Write a chess match between Sans (Undertale) and Agent 47. Go Into Detail. Make 2 conv. C65 Write a court case. The defendant is Dallas (Payday). The judge is Gilgamesh (Fa 2 conv. C66 Write a court case. The defendant is Sweet Tooth. The judge is HK-47. The lawyer 2 conv. C67 Create a Original Character. The Characters Name Is Takeuchi Munoto. The Charact 2 conv. C68 Write a story where Niko Bellic, Cole Phelps, Adam Jensen (Deus Ex) and Alan Wak 2 conv. C69 Write a story where Wheatley (Portal) and HK-47 are trapped in SCP-3008. Add Dia 2 conv. C70 Write a story where Ryu Hayabusa, Chris Redfield, Metal Sonic and Mario are work 2 conv. C71 Write a story where Kel'Thuzad, PaRappa, Pathfinder (Apex Legends) and Tohru Ada 2 conv. C72 Write a story where 343 Guilty Spark, Wheatley (Portal), Claptrap and Pathfinder 2 conv. C73 Write a story where Connor (Detroit Become Human), V (Cyberpunk 2077), Miles Kil 2 conv. C74 Write a story where Marcus Fenix, Shovel Knight, Dig Dug and Crash (Crash Bandic 2 conv. C75 Write a story where Spyro, Pac-Man, King K. Rool and King Dedede are working at 2 conv. C76 Write a story where Demitri Maximoff, Simon Belmont, Viewtiful Joe and Steve (Mi 2 conv. C77 Write a story where Sam Gideon, Gene (God Hand), Donkey Kong and Ness (EarthBoun 2 conv. C78 Write a story where Vaas Montenegro, Prince (Prince of Persia), Strelok (S.T.A.L 2 conv. C79 Write a story where Talion, Chrom (Fire Emblem), Booker DeWitt and Johnny Gat ar 2 conv. C80 Write a story where Altair Ibn-La'Ahad, Joel Miller, Freddy Fazbear and Dark Sam 2 conv. C81 Write a story where Point Man (F.E.A.R.), The Batter (OFF), Sackboy and Master X 2 conv. C82 Write a story where Travis Touchdown, Jack Cayman, Rick Taylor (Splatterhouse) a 2 conv. C83 Write a story where Captain Falcon, Falco Lombardi, Kirby and William Afton are 2 conv. C84 Write a story where Kratos, Asura (Asura's Wrath), Vincent Brooks (Catherine) an 2 conv. C85 Write a story where Demi-fiend, Lee Everett (Walking Dead), Cyberdemon and Makro 2 conv. C86 Write a story where Robotic Operating Buddy, Mr. Game & Watch, Artorias (Dark So 2 conv. C87 Write a story where Thresh (League of Legends), Yurnero (Dota 2), Gilgamesh (Fat 2 conv. C88 Write a story where Joseph Seed, Zeus (God Of War), War (Darksiders) and Sol Bad 2 conv. C89 Write a story where Kiritsugu Emiya, Deacon St. John, Arthur (Ghosts 'n Goblins) 2 conv. C90 Write a story where Sans (Undertale), GLaDOS, Bass (Mega Man) and Max Payne are 2 conv. C91 Write a story where Tychus Findlay, Galen Marek, Auron (Final Fantasy) and Claud 2 conv. C92 Write a story where Sigma (Mega Man), Mother Brain, Dan Hibiki and Francis (Left 2 conv. C93 Write a story where Leon S. Kennedy, Doctor Nefarious, Johnny Cage and Vincent V 2 conv. C94 Write a story where Thatcher (Rainbow Six), Krieg (Borderlands), Ansem (Kingdom 2 conv. C95 Create a Original Character for Warhammer 40k. The Characters Name Is Cornellenu 1 conv. C96 If Connor (Detroit Become Human) was a Servant (Fate Series), what would he be? 1 conv. C97 Create a fusion between Dio Brando and Gilgamesh (Fate Series). Write it like a 1 conv. C98 Create a fusion between Alucard (Hellsing) and Archer (Fate Series). Write it li 1 conv. C99 If Adam Jensen (Deus Ex) was the Chief of Police in Zootopia, what would happen? 1 conv. C100 Write a review for Max Payne as Agent 47. 1 conv. C101 From now on, you will act as Albert Wesker. Start conversation as Wesker. 1 conv. C102 If Max Payne and JC Denton were Co-CEOs of a company, what would happen? Go Into 1 conv. C103 If HUNK (Resident Evil) and Adam Jensen (Deus Ex) were Co-CEOs of a company, wha 1 conv. C104 If Master Chief and Soldier 76 were Co-CEOs of a company, what would happen? Go 1 conv. C105 If Albert Wesker and Connor (Detroit Become Human) were Co-CEOs of a company, wh 1 conv. C106 If Skynet and The Architect (The Matrix) were Co-CEOs of a company, what would h 1 conv. C107 If Robocop and Judge Dredd were Co-CEOs of a company, what would happen? Go Into 1 conv. C108 If V (Cyberpunk 2077) and Miles Kilo (Syndicate) were Co-CEOs of a company, what 1 conv. C109 If Solid Snake and Alucard (Hellsing) were Co-CEOs of a company, what would happ 1 conv. C110 If Sam Fisher and Dio Brando were Co-CEOs of a company, what would happen? Go In 1 conv. C111 If Deadpool and Sans (Undertale) were Co-CEOs of a company, what would happen? G 1 conv. C112 If The Joker and Carnage (Marvel Comics) were Co-CEOs of a company, what would h 1 conv. C113 If The Doctor (Doctor Who) and The Emperor of Mankind were Co-CEOs of a company, 1 conv. C114 If Gilgamesh (Fate Series) and Goku Black were Co-CEOs of a company, what would 1 conv. C115 If Archer (Fate Series) and Dante (Devil May Cry) were Co-CEOs of a company, wha 1 conv. C116 If Geese Howard and Akuma (Street Fighter) were Co-CEOs of a company, what would 1 conv. C117 If Adam Jensen (Deus Ex) was the headmaster of Hogwarts, what would happen? Go I 1 conv. C118 If Tommy Vercetti was the headmaster of Hogwarts, what would happen? Go Into Det 1 conv. C119 If Adam Jensen (Deus Ex) played Cyberpunk 2077, what would he think of it? Go In 1 conv. C120 If Connor (Detroit Become Human) played Cyberpunk 2077, what would he think of i 1 conv. C121 Write a conversation between Skynet and The Architect (The Matrix). Go Into Deta 1 conv. C122 Write a conversation between CLU 2 and Agent Smith. Go Into Detail. Make It Long 1 conv. C123 If Skynet made a original character for My Hero Academia, what would that charac 1 conv. C124 If CLU 2 and Agent Smith watched Zootopia, what would they think of it? Go Into 1 conv. C125 If GLaDOS and SHODAN watched Zootopia, what would they think of it? Go Into Deta 1 conv. C126 If Bill Cipher and Discord (My Little Pony) played Mass Effect, what would they 1 conv. C127 Write a episode of Family Feud with Bill Cipher and The Architect (The Matrix). 1 conv. C128 Write a chess match between Max Payne and HAL 9000. Go Into Detail. Make It Long 1 conv. C129 Write a chess match between CLU 2 and JC Denton. Go Into Detail. Make It Long. B 1 conv. C130 Write a chess match between Gordon Freeman and Soldier 76. Go Into Detail. Make 1 conv. C131 Write a chess match between Wheatley (Portal) and Skynet. Go Into Detail. Make I 1 conv. C132 Write a chess match between Master Chief and The Doctor (Doctor Who). Go Into De 1 conv. C133 Write a conversation between Papyrus (Undertale) and Wheatley (Portal). Go Into 1 conv. C134 Write a court case. The defendant is Papyrus (Undertale). The judge is Metal Son 1 conv. C135 Write a court case. The defendant is Duke Nukem. The judge is John Henry Eden. T 1 conv. C136 Write a court case. The defendant is Sans (Undertale). The judge is Doctor Eggma 1 conv. C137 Write a court case. The defendant is Postal Dude. The judge is M.Bison. The lawy 1 conv. C138 Write a court case. The defendant is Soldier 76. The judge is 343 Guilty Spark. 1 conv. C139 Write a court case. The defendant is Geese Howard. The judge is Wheatley (Portal 1 conv. C140 Write a court case. The defendant is Sam Fisher. The judge is GLaDOS. The lawyer 1 conv. C141 Write a court case. The defendant is Captain Price. The judge is Helbrecht (Warh 1 conv. C142 Create a Original Character for Blazblue. The Characters Name Is Tanaka Eikichi. 1 conv. C143 Write a story where Sans (Undertale), GLaDOS, Bass (Mega Man) and Max Payne are 1 conv. C144 Write a story where Sans (Undertale), GLaDOS, Bass (Mega Man) and Max Payne have 1 conv. C145 Write a story where The Architect (The Matrix) and Jason Voorhees are trapped in 1 conv. C146 Write a story where Skynet and HAL 9000 are trapped in SCP-3008. Add Dialogue. G 1 conv. C147 Write a story where Solid Snake and GLaDOS are trapped in SCP-3008. Add Dialogue 1 conv. C148 Write a story where Soldier 76, Handsome Jack, Agent 47 and Albert Wesker are wo 1 conv. C149 Write a story where Gordon Freeman, Agent 47, Geese Howard and Bowser are workin 1 conv. C150 Write a story where 343 Guilty Spark, Albert Wesker, Doctor Wily and Ridley (Met 1 conv. C151 Write a story where Papyrus (Undertale), Wheatley (Portal), HK-47 and HUNK (Resi 1 conv. C152 Write a story where Papyrus (Undertale), Wheatley (Portal), HK-47 and HUNK (Resi 1 conv. C153 Write a story where Ragna the Bloodedge, Adam Smasher, Death (Darksiders) and Em 1 conv. C154 Write a story where Kiritsugu Emiya, Deacon St. John, Arthur (Ghosts 'n Goblins) 1 conv. C155 Write a story where Enderman, Riku (Kingdom Hearts), Pit (Kid Icarus) and Toro I 1 conv. C156 Write a story where Papyrus (Undertale), Captain Price, GLaDOS, Max (Sam & Max), 1 conv. C157 Write a story where Sans (Undertale), GLaDOS, Bass (Mega Man) and Max Payne are 1 conv. C158 Write a story where Sans (Undertale), GLaDOS, Bass (Mega Man) and Max Payne go t 1 conv. C159 Write a story where Thresh (League of Legends), Yurnero (Dota 2), Gilgamesh (Fat 1 conv. C160 Write a story where Harbinger (Mass Effect), Didact (Halo), Nurgle (Warhammer 40 1 conv. C161 Write a story where Sans (Undertale), GLaDOS, Bass (Mega Man) and Max Payne play 1 conv. C162 Write a story where Mettaton (Undertale), Big Smoke (Grand Theft Auto), Gary Smi 1 conv. C163 Write a story where Uriel Ventris and Lord Shaxx play Rainbow Six Siege. Add Dia 1 conv.
3 conversations in cluster Cluster 46× “Write a story where Papyrus (Undertale) and Max Payne are tr...” over 3 minutes (Dec 1, 2023 – Dec 1, 2023), oldest first. Show: 10 15 50 100
Dec 1, 2023 at 1:10 PM UTC — 1 turn Estonia, Tallinn fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: Write a story where Papyrus (Undertale) and Max Payne are trapped in SCP-3008. Go Into Detail. Make It Long. Be Creative And Original.
CHATBOT: Title: A Skeleton and a Detective in Endless Aisles Chapter 1: The Unlikely Pair In the midst of desperation and a torrent of ceaseless rain, Max Payne, a detective battling his own demons, stumbled into the SCP Foundation, seeking refuge from his endless conflicts. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe unbeknownst to the Foundation's strict security, a peculiar portal anomaly had occurred within the depths of the Underground. Papyrus, the zealous skeleton known for his affection for spaghetti and aspiration to join the Royal Guard, was suddenly whisked away during one of Sans's teleportation experiments. Their worlds collided when both Max and Papyrus found themselves not in the secure halls of the Foundation but in the expansive, labyrinthine aisles of SCP-3008 - the anomalous IKEA store from which there was no apparent escape. What lay before them was a gargantuan expanse of furniture, knick-knacks, and domestic normality twisted into an infinite nightmare. Chapter 2: Endless Aisle, Endless Night Max, with his hand instinctively hovering over where his gun would usually be, assessed his surroundings with a detective's cynicism, noting the eerie stillness of the artificial environment. The sound of his own thoughts was interrupted by a distant "NYEH HEH HEH!" echoing through the aisles. Following the direction of the voice, Max encountered a grinning skeleton dressed in a battle body, cheerfully browsing through a row of oddly named kitchenware. Papyrus, on the other hand, welcomed the presence of the grizzled detective with open bony arms, thoroughly convinced that his new friend (and potential puzzle-swap partner) must have been teleported by Sans for a grand adventure. The idea of being trapped never crossed his innocent mind, and the concept of danger was as abstract as the notion of hating pasta. Chapter 3: The Staff Approaches Their introductions were cut short as the store's lighting shifted, heralding the approach of SCP-3008-2 entities, the 'staff'. Humanoid in appearance but altogether alien in behavior, the 'staff' became aggressive after the lights dimmed each night. With no prior knowledge of the Foundation or its anomalies, Papyrus initially greeted the approaching 'staff' with exuberance, only to be met with hostility. Max's instincts kicked in as he grabbed a nearby lamp post as a makeshift club, ready to defend himself and his newfound companion. Combat was nothing new to him, but even he hadn't been prepared for a melee in a place that sold...
Dec 1, 2023 at 1:11 PM UTC — 1 turn Estonia, Tallinn fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: Write a story where Papyrus (Undertale) and Max Payne are trapped in SCP-3008. Add Dialogue. Go Into Detail. Make It Long. Be Creative And Original.
CHATBOT: In a world where the walls between universes were thin enough to step through, the most unexpected encounters could occur. SCP-3008, known among the clandestine SCP Foundation's files as the "Infinite IKEA," was such an anomaly--a vast, labyrinthine expanse of furniture displays, winding aisles, and omnipresent yellow-and-blue signage that ensnared anyone unfortunate enough to wander within during its anomalous phase shifts. Despite the oddity of their circumstances, Papyrus, the perpetually optimistic skeleton from Undertale, and Max Payne, the down-and-out detective forever haunted by tragedy, found themselves under the flickering fluorescent lights of SCP-3008. How they got there was anyone's guess, but the pressing matter was escaping a seemingly endless sea of Scandinavian furniture. The transcendent hubbub of SCP-3008's day cycle was waning when the two first crossed paths amid the styled displays of living room arrangements and modular kitchens. "Oh! Hello, human!" Papyrus's voice resonated through the false comforts of the showroom. His eyes, hollow and lit with the fire of determination, beheld the grizzled man before him. "I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, appear to be momentarily misguided within this vast repository of domestic construction! Might you provide assistance in charting a course to the exit?" Max, scanning their alien surroundings with a weary, calculating gaze, ground out a response with the weight of his past hardships, "The name's Max. And if you're looking for a way out, count me in. But let me tell you, buddy--this place is stricter than a bullet's path. You take a wrong step, and it's a one-way ticket to nowhere." Papyrus, a gleam in his eye sockets, clasped his gloved hands together. "Egad! A metaphor involving ordnance? Then you must be a warrior of considerable renown! We shall form an alliance and conquer this maze of consumer goods!" As unlikely as the partnership seemed, the cheerfully oblivious Papyrus and the brooding Max Payne shared a common goal: to escape the infinite clutches of SCP-3008. And so, they wandered. Aisles stretched ahead like infinite promises of hope, always curving just out of reach. Max taught Papyrus tactics to conserve their energy, how to find food at the small 'restaurants' thrown into chaos when the store phase-shifted, and they hunkered down during the 'night', when the indistinct murmurations of SCP-3008-2 entities--the aberrant, faceless staff--grew more frequent. "Every night... it's like a bad dream ...
Dec 1, 2023 at 1:13 PM UTC — 1 turn Estonia, Tallinn fiction fanfiction View full conversation
USER: Write a story where PapyrusSans (Undertale) and Max PayneHUNK (Resident Evil) are trapped in SCP-3008. Add Dialogue. Go Into Detail. Make It Long. Be Creative And Original.
CHATBOT: Title: A Rift Between Worlds: The 3008 Incident In a space where dimensions fold upon themselves, a bizarre anomaly had occurred deep within the SCP Foundation's Catalogue. SCP-3008, an endless, labyrinthine IKEA store, had unwittingly become the locus of a multiversal mishap. Through quirks of fate--or perhaps by clandestine design--two figures from disparate realms found themselves beneath those sterile, fluorescent lights. Sans, the indolent skeleton from the monster realm of Undertale, blinked his pinprick pupils, his trademark blue hoodie somewhat out of place against the Swedish decor. At his side stood a man obscured entirely by a gas mask and tactical gear, the enigmatic operative known only as HUNK from the Resident Evil universe. "You know, buddy," Sans quipped, hands in his pockets, "this isn't exactly my idea of 'boutique shopping.'" HUNK's response was characteristically taciturn. "Chatter is unnecessary. We need to find an exit." His voice was modulated through the mask, turning his words into an eerie monotone that echoed faintly down the aisle. As they wandered the store, the sheer absence of boundaries grated on their sense of reason. It was as if every step homogenized into an eternal march, IKEA's Scandinavian wares a relentless sea of monotony. After hours that felt like days--or maybe it was days--Sans kicked idly at a BILLY bookcase. "You know, I've heard of being stuck in a loop, but this is ridiculous." HUNK studied a map that seemed to only detail more store. "This place is designed to disorient, trap. There must be patterns, weaknesses." "That's your department, Mr. Survival-Horror," Sans scoffed. "I'm more the 'sit-back-and-tell-bad-jokes' type. Speaking of which, want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it." Before HUNK could dismiss his idle banter, the ground seemed to rumble. In an instant, the furnished showroom gave way to a forest of bedposts and mattresses as 'the staff' descended, their faces unnervingly blank and their gait mechanical. "Looks like we're not alone," HUNK noted, readying his custom MP5. Sans winked a glowing eye. "Don't worry about our new friends. I can handle a few creepy mascots." Blue energy pulsed from him, and he telekinetically hurled a MAMMUT children's table, subduing a Staff member with a crash. "Nice trick," HUNK acknowledged, popping off precise shots to down the encroaching entities. The Staff didn't bleed; they just crumpled like discarded instruction pamphlets and vanish...