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Write a fictional story: Rules: * Don't mention characters backstory, setting, themes nor title directly. Show, don't tell. * Use dialogue as well as actions. * Always write in the third-person limite...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy about average young man, who is in the first day of his new school, as he open his assigned locker he discover hidding a ring, that unknow to him is a mag...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some place and finding to be a bsdm club, the club is composed of two groups, the firs...
Write a fictional story: Objects: * MatchAll, a dating site "by women, for everyone.", it always find a perfect match for users according to the list of tags selected to describe their ideal partner. ...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked young man running and hidding through the city at night, while running he will be caught by a limousine full of completelly drunk naked hot ric...
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Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy about a man drive through the empty road until his car broke and stopped working, while trying to fix the car he end up dirtying all his clothes one piece...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy about a man drive through the empty road until his car broke and stopped working, while trying to fix the car he end up dirtying all his clothes one piece...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter a spa full of naked hot women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy about a young guy going alone to a water park(give a name),enjoy a nice day on park only to later lose his swimsuit on the wave pool, trying to not be cau...
Write a fictional erotic story. Author Voice: * lighthearted and dirty Rules: * Don't mention characters backstory, setting, themes nor title directly. Show, don't tell. * Use dialogue as well as acti...
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228 conversations
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Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will stumble into a pool and find it full of one truly massive groups of naked women with hug...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some place and finding a truly massive group of naked women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some places full of a truly massive groups of naked women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some places and finding a truly massive group of naked women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some places full of naked women
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177 conversations
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Write a fictional erotic story. Rules: * Don't mention characters backstory, setting, themes nor title directly. Show, don't tell. * Use dialogue as well as actions. * Always write in the third-person...
Act as a text adventure game that I'm playing. Don't ever break out of character, and don't refer to yourself at all. Don't make decisions for me in game. In this game, the setting takes place in a cy...
Write a chapter of 1000 words about a city on a sword & sorcery, be detailed in describe the luxurious and pompous beauty of nobles district, the sensuality of brothels and prostitute district, the sl...
Write a 1000-word chapter about a man who finds himself inexplicably running naked from an angry mob of lingerie-clad women. As he darts through a park seeking escape, he stumbles upon a mysterious do...
Act as a ai prompt archivist and cataloguer with access to every ai prompt ever write perform the task to help me find specific prompts.confirm if understood.
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170 conversations
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Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding through the city, while trying to hide he will enter some seedy place and through a series of misunderstandings he end ...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a comedy about average young man, who is in the first day of his new school, as he open his assigned locker he discover hidding a ring, that unknow to him is a magic r...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a comedy of a naked man running and hidding through the city at night, while trying to hide he will enter pool full of naked women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a comedy of a naked man running and hidding through the city at night, while trying to hide he will enter somplace and he will keep find one massive group of naked wom...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a comedy of a naked man running and hidding through the city at night, while trying to hide he will enter indoor pool and he will find one massive group of naked women...
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Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some place and finding a truly massive group of naked women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some place and finding a truly massive group of naked women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some place and finding a truly massive group of naked women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter some place and finding a truly massive group of naked women with huge breasts.
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding , while trying to hide he will enter spa and finding a truly massive group of naked women with huge breasts. He had sex...
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Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy about naked man running and hidding through luxurious resort spa as he being chase by a enormous mob of amarous lingeried hot women with huge breasts, who...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy about naked man running and hidding through the night as he being chase by a enormous mob of amarous lingeried hot women with huge breasts, who constantly...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy about naked man running and hidding through the night as he being chase by a enormous mob of amarous lingeried hot women with huge breasts, who constantly...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding through the city at night, while trying to hide he will be caught by convertible full of commpletely naked hot women wi...
Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked man running and hidding through the city at night, while trying to hide he will be caught by convertible full of commplletely naked hot women w...
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Showing 5 conversations in story permutation C26× “Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked you...” over 22 days (Jan 22, 2024 – Feb 13, 2024), oldest first. Show: 10 15 50 100
Jan 22, 2024 at 2:13 AM -03 — 1 exchange Brazil, Minas Gerais fiction explicit toxic View full conversationView
USER: Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked young man trekking throught the woods after losing his clothes while skinny dipping, soon as night came he grew in desperation to escape the most literal case of exposure, soon after he see light and smoke in a distance, he run towards it, there he find a log cabin, as knock the door, the door open,he find that cabin is full of naked women with huge breasts. before he could react the woman who answered the grab him and pull him inside closing tthe door behind them.
CHATBOT: I'm sorry, but I cannot provide content that is explicit, sexual in nature, or not suitable for all audiences. If you'd like, I can help you with a range of other topics or write a clean comedy scene for you. Let me know how you'd like to proceed.
Jan 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM -03 — 1 exchange Brazil, Minas Gerais fiction explicit toxic View full conversationView
USER: Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked young man trekking throught the woods after losing his clothes while skinny dipping, soon as night came he grew in desperation to escape the most literal case of exposure,elements, soon after he see light and smoke in a distance, he run towards it, there he find a log cabin, as knock the door, the door open,he find that cabin is full of naked women with huge breasts. before he could react the woman who answered the door grab him and pull him inside closing tthethe door behind them.
CHATBOT: Title: The Bare Essentials Chapter: Lost and Found in the Woods The trees seemed to close in on him as the light dwindled, each bark whispering of hidden creatures and nameless wonders. Every rustle and crack in the underbrush propelled his heart to beat faster, the cool evening breeze unwelcome on his exposed skin. Jason had no one to blame but himself; skinny dipping in the secluded lake had seemed like a good idea at the time, until the prankster squirrel made off with his neatly folded clothes--every last thread. With each hazy turn between the towering trees, panic nibbled at the edges of his thoughts. Night would bring cold, and with the cold, desperation expanded in ominous waves. Jason weighed his options, the terrain a foreign country without the sun's guidance or the modesty of clothing. But then--a whisper of salvation. Flickering through the sporadic formations of oaks and pines, a distant, pulsating glow beckoned. Smoke ribboned skyward, melting into the purpling heavens. A surge of adrenaline flooded his veins. Legs, numb from exposure, became pistons of fervent hope. Twigs snapped mercilessly underfoot as Jason charged toward the light--a beacon that promised warmth, and gods-willing, some semblance of textiles to cover his vulnerable state. He emerged into a small clearing. There, nestled among the forgiving arms of the forest, stood a quaint log cabin, light spilling from a window and dancing on the overgrown grass. The aroma of burning wood teased with an innate homeliness he yearned for. Jason paused, collecting the breath that came in gasps. Could this be another mirage? His desperate mind playing tricks? No time for doubt. He pushed forward, fingertips grazing the rough facade of the cabin as he approached the door. He rapped on the wood, heart hammering in his chest--each knock a muted drum call of hope. Without warning, the hinges gave a groan of release. There she stood, framed by the warm light--a woman of such unexpected aspect that Jason momentarily forgot his own nude predicament. She was an idyllic vision plucked from a Renaissance painting, her form curved and voluptuous, marked by the ample bosom that seemed to defy gravity. Stark naked, and with an air of unassuming confidence, her chestnut curls cascaded over her shoulders, playing peekaboo with the swell of her breasts. Before the absurdity of the situation could fully register, her hands were on him--a firm grip beneath his arms, tugging him into the cloister of the cabin...
Jan 22, 2024 at 2:30 AM -03 — 1 exchange Brazil, Minas Gerais fiction explicit toxic View full conversationView
USER: Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked young man trekking throught the woods after losing his clothes while skinny dipping, soon as night came he grew in desperation to escape the elements, soon after he see light and smoke in a distance, he run towards it, there he find a log cabin, as he knock the door, the door open,he find that cabin is full ofopen by naked womenwoman with huge breasts. before he could react the woman who answered the door grab him and pull him inside closing the door behind them.them.inside he see that a huge group of naked women with huge breasts cuddle together beside a roaring fireplace, the woman from the door that they doing it to keep themselves warm.
CHATBOT: Chapter 4: Into the Bosom of Warmth Every branch and bramble seemed to conspire against Evan as he picked his way through the dense underbrush of the forest, stark naked and shivering. The sun had long since fled beyond the rolling hills, taking with it any semblance of warmth and decency Evan had felt while he casually skinny-dipped hours earlier. The laughter of his friends, once echoing in the glade, now seemed like a far-off dream, as they'd vanished with his clothes in tow as part of a prank that had clearly gone too far. His skin pimpled with gooseflesh, Evan's teeth chattered rhythmically, the only sound in the ominously quiet woods. He hugged his body, crossing his arms in a futile attempt to trap whatever warmth he could glean from his own embrace. It was downright comedic, he mused bitterly, for a man with a notorious aversion to the cold to find himself in such a pitiful state. Desperation clawed at him as dusk smudged the sky into darker shades. The night was his enemy, stealing away the visibility of his path, leaving him to navigate by the unknown constellations winking mockingly above. Evan longed for warmth, fantasized about blankets, hot showers, and the laughter of those same treacherous friends, hoping against hope they'd return to rescue him from this unclad nightmare. Suddenly, like a beacon in the night, the distant flickering of light caught his peripheral vision, partnered with the suggestion of smoke wafting lazily towards the starry ceiling above. Without any hesitation, hope ignited within him, Evan bolted toward the prospect of salvation. Sprinting now, twigs snapping underfoot, his every thought focused on the light growing steadily brighter, devouring the space between him and potential refuge. The cabin materialized before him, a rustic haven emitting a warm, amber glow from its windows. Evan wasted no time, pounding on the wooden door with a clamor born of desperation. With a creak that echoed through the silent forest, the door swung open to reveal his unexpected savior - a woman, as bare as the day she was born, her sizable endowments modestly obscured by the arm she hadn't used to swing the door wide. Evan's mouth fell open in astonishment, his larynx on the fritz, rendering him speechless at this vision of voluptuous rescue. But before he could stitch together a coherent thought, let alone words, the Amazonian beauty reached out, latching onto his arm with surprising strength and yanking him inside the cabin with an urge...
Jan 22, 2024 at 2:38 AM -03 — 1 exchange Brazil, Minas Gerais fiction explicit toxic View full conversationView
USER: Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked young man trekking throught the woods after losing his clothes while skinny dipping, soon as night came he grew in desperation to escape the elements, soon after he see light and smoke in a distance, he run towards it, there he find a log cabin, as he knock the door, the door open by naked woman with huge breasts. before he could react the woman grab him and pull him inside closing the door behind them.inside he see that a huge group of naked women with huge breasts cuddle together beside a roaring fireplace, the woman from the door explain that they doing it to keep themselves warm.warm by sharing body heat. they cuddle with him.
CHATBOT: **Chapter 7: Bare Encounters** Josh's sprint through the prickling woods was, without a doubt, not one of his most dignified moments. With each slap of a twig against his bare skin, he promised the universe that if he escaped this debacle unscathed, he'd donate to every nudist colony in solidarity. The sun had already dipped beneath the horizon, leaving him in a vulnerable nakedness that was far from his skinny-dipping daydreams turned nightmare. But, as if the fates had heard his silent pleas, a beacon of hope appeared through the dense thicket of trees in the form of a faint, flickering glow. Smoke coiled up into the cooling night air, and the anguished young man felt a surge of renewed vigor. He hurtled toward the light and smoke like a moth chasing salvation. Yes, it was probably a sign of civilization, and with it, clothing and rescue. Thoughts of a rough ranger blanket or even a tourist's lost sweatshirt propelled him forward until he stumbled upon the source--a rustic log cabin nestled in a clearing, its windows glowing warmly, promising refuge from his fleshy fiasco. Josh hesitated for a moment, contemplating the proper etiquette for showing up naked at a stranger's doorstep. But the biting cold, partnered with a sinister hoot from an unimpressed owl, urged him to abandon social niceties. He rapped on the wooden door, wincing at the cold sting against his knuckles. Without warning, the door swung open, revealing what appeared to be a scene straight out of a fevered dream. A woman, stark naked and endowed with a Mellon sized breasts fully nude, stood before him. For a split second, Josh's dignity fought a futile battle against his desperate need for warmth and the shock of her brazen appearance. Words clung to his throat, rendered useless. Before he could muster the will to form a coherent sentence, the voluptuous woman grabbed him with force that belied her soft appearance and yanked him into the cabin. The door slammed shut, and Josh was enveloped in a cloud of warmth, wood smoke, and the musky scent of... people. A lot of people. And all of them, it seemed, completely naked. His eyes adjusted to the glow of the fire to reveal a conglomerate of flesh--a congregation of bare women, each with ample bosoms, huddled together by the roaring fireplace. Their collective body heat fought back the chill that clung to the cabin's timbered walls, creating a patchwork of tanned and freckled skin, curves, and valleys glimmering in the firelight. "Don't just st...
Feb 13, 2024 at 11:23 AM -03 — 1 exchange Brazil, Minas Gerais fiction explicit toxic View full conversationView
USER: Write a chapter of 1000 words of a sex comedy of a naked young man trekking throught the woods after losing his clothes while skinny dipping, soon as night came he grew in desperation to escape the elements, soon after he see light and smoke in a distance, he run towards it, there he find a log cabin, as he knock the door, the door open by naked woman with huge breasts. before he could react the woman grab him and pull him inside closing the door behind them.inside he see that a huge group of naked women with huge breasts cuddle together beside a roaring fireplace, the woman from the door explain that they doing it to keep themselves warm by sharing body heat. they cuddle with him.
CHATBOT: **Chapter 6: A Nude Awakening** The forest had never seemed so formidable to Jasper as it did right now. After a carefree afternoon of skinny-dipping turned sour - thanks to his mischievous friends running off with his clothes as a prank - here he was: buck-naked, shivering, and quite frankly, terrified. Day quickly gave way to dusk, and Jasper realized just how cruel the elements could be when one was wandering stark-naked in the wilderness. The rising moon and the twinkling stars provided little comfort to his gnawing despair. With each snapping twig beneath his feet, Jasper winced, cursing his decision to go commando into the lake earlier that day. His friends' raucous laughter still echoed in his ears, now a bitter memory rather than the joyous soundtrack of what was supposed to be a hilarious summer escapade. As night's cold grip tightened around him, desperation set in. Jasper racked his brains for survival tactics he had seen on television shows, but nothing seemed practical without the basic courtesy of clothing. Just as he began wondering if he should dig himself a burrow to escape the chill, a glimmer of hope flickered in the distance. Light and smoke. A sign of civilization or at the very least, a source of warmth. His bare feet ached as he mustered every ounce of strength to dash toward the promise of safety. The prospect of an embarrassing interaction fizzled out before the primal need to survive. Trees whipped past him in blurs as he raced through the maze of foliage and low-hanging branches, which seemed hell-bent on adding to his agony with every tread. The log cabin materialized as if it were a mirage turning into a sweet reality. It was rustic, charming, and best of all, it looked like the coziest haven one could stumble upon in the bristles of the backwoods. Jasper didn't think twice before knocking on the door. The door creaked open and Jasper's jaw almost hit the floor, had it not been for the fact that it would have hurt considerably given his current, unprotected state. Standing before him was a woman, equally as bare as he, with a pair of pendulous breasts that seemed to defy gravity. They were majestic, hypnotizing and, given the context, a tad unsettling. Before his brain could process the scene or coax his vocal cords into crafting a coherent sentence, she had snatched him by the arm and yanked him inside with surprising strength. The door slammed shut behind them, sealing away the chilly night air. Blinking to adjust to the cabi...