USER: Create a table of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A cha...

USER: With these hypothetical items and setting in mind, what could be some unique diaper-related Feats (including prerequisites, if any) a character could gain in this world?

USER: Create a table of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A cha...

USER: With these hypothetical items and setting in mind, what could be some unique diaper-related Feats (including prerequisites, if any) a character could gain in this world? For example, a Feat that negates the movement speed penalties from wearing huge diapers, showcasing their mastery in remaining mobile despite the immense padding between their legs.

USER: Create a table of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 10 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 15 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 4: **Self-Locking Lavenders** (Rare, Medium Diaper Armor): *1 lbs., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity. This item is cursed. When you wear this diaper, it magically locks itself to you and cannot be physically removed for 2d4 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the Remove Curse spell.* "The small lock imprinted upon the front of this otherwise-indistinguishable diaper isn't just for show; anyone unfortunate or oblivious enough to not notice it will find themselves unable to tug it off of them until its internal timer expires. Example 5: **Pail of Holding** (Legendary wondrous item (pail)): *4 lbs., 3350 gp. This oversized metal diaper pail is around 4 feet wide and 8 feet tall, and opens to a nondimensional space capable of containing 5 tonnes of full diapers. As an action, you can put a full diaper into the pail, or pull one out. Regardless of how much is put into the pail, it always weighs its fixed amount. If the pail is destroyed or forcibly filled beyond its capacity, it ruptures and the diapers contained inside spill everywhere, covering a 10-foot cube for every tonne of diapers (i.e 2 tonnes cover a 20-foot cube).* "The lid of this tall-as-a-person pail is engraved with a stylized depiction of a smiling female halfling gleefully filling her expected undergarments, along with the phrase 'Don't just fill them, pack them!'"

USER: Create a table of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 10 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 15 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..." Example 4: **Self-Locking Lavenders** (Rare, Medium Diaper Armor): *1 lbs., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity. This item is cursed. When you wear this diaper, it magically locks itself to you and cannot be physically removed for 2d4 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the Remove Curse spell.* "The small lock imprinted upon the front of this otherwise-indistinguishable diaper isn't just for show; anyone unfortunate or oblivious enough to not notice it will find themselves unable to tug it off of them until its internal timer expires. Example 5: **Pail of Holding** (Legendary wondrous item (pail)): *4 lbs., 3350 gp. This oversized metal diaper pail is around 4 feet wide and 8 feet tall, and opens to a nondimensional space capable of containing 5 tonnes of full diapers. As an action, you can put a full diaper into the pail, or pull one out. Regardless of how much is put into the pail, it always weighs its fixed amount. If the pail is destroyed or forcibly filled beyond its capacity, it ruptures and the diapers contained inside spill everywhere, covering a 10-foot cube for every tonne of diapers (i.e 2 tonnes cover a 20-foot cube).* "The lid of this tall-as-a-person pail is engraved with a stylized depiction of a smiling female halfling gleefully filling her expected undergarments, along with the phrase 'Don't just fill them, pack them!'"

USER: Create a table of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reduced by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by an attack to the behind, a thick cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical area of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscured for 1 round. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword." Example 3: **Hot Heavy-Duty Huggies** (Uncommon armor, Medium Diaper Armor): *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 80 lbs. Load capacity, +1 to AC, wearer and allies within 10 feet gain resistance to cold damage (increases to 15 feet when 40 lbs. Loaded or more), wearer's weapon and spell attacks deal an extra 1d4 fire damage, wearer has disadvantage on Constitution saving throws against pooping.* "Diapers are naturally warm, but this flame-branded pamp radiates a constant magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes can felt from several feet away, as if it were full of molten... something or other. One must take care to not become *too* relaxed..."

USER: Create a table of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. The effects should describe the benefits and drawbacks that a character wearing the diaper would experience, while the description should be flavor text describing the diaper's in-universe appearance. Example 1: **Plain Pull-Ups** (Common armor, Light Diaper Armor): *0.4**Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor, rare (requires attunement) *4 lbs., 3 sp, 15 lbs. Load capacity.* "A diaper as basic as it is ubiquitous. It isn't particularly protective nor roomy, but it doesn't slow you down any." Example 2: **XXXL Supreme Poofies** (Rare armor, Heavy Diaper Armor): *8 lbs., 120240 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity, +3 to AC, movement speed reducedcapacity.* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 10 feet, attacks to the behind of wearer deal 1d10 less damage (minimum of 1), wearer gains the unique "Powder Cloud" passive trait when worn (when hit by1). As an attack to the behind, a thickaction, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of baby powder will billow outwards and briefly fog a wide area. A 10-foot wide spherical areaaround you. The cloud of powder is created centred on the wearer, becoming lightly obscuredcovers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 round.minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This trait recharges after a creature uses an action to refill the diaper with powder).* "Theproperty can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword."shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. Load capacity.* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a melee or ranged weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals of blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet.

USER: Create a table of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example 1: **Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor, rare (requires attunement) *4 lbs., 240 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity.* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 1d10 (minimum of 1). As an action, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of powder around you. The cloud of powder covers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This property can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. Load capacity.* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a melee or ranged weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals of blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet. Example 3: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** Armor (any diaper), very rare *1 lb., 600 gp, 30 lbs. Load capacity.* While openly wearing this diaper, you can add double your proificeny bonus to all Charisma checks and saving throws if its clean. You have disadvantage on all Charisma checks and saving throws if you Load this diaper by any amount. This opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion, lined with rhinestones and adorned with sliver and gold embroideries; to stain it is to stain a piece of high infantile royalty.

USER: Create a tablelist of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example 1: **Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor, rare (requires attunement) *4 lbs., 240 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity.* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 1d10 (minimum of 1). As an action, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of powder around you. The cloud of powder covers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This property can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. Load capacity.* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a melee or ranged weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet. Example 3: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** Armor (any diaper),Wondrous item (diaper), very rare *1 lb., 600 gp, 30 lbs. Load capacity.* While openly wearing this diaper, you can add double your proificeny bonus to all Charisma checks and saving throws if its clean. You have disadvantage on all Charisma checks and saving throws if you Load this diaper by any amount. This opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion, lined with rhinestones and adorned with sliver and gold embroideries; to stain it is to stain a piece of high infantile royalty.

USER: Create a list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example 1: **Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor, rare (requires attunement) *4 lbs., 240 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity.* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 1d10 (minimum of 1). As an action, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of powder around you. The cloud of powder covers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This property can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. Load capacity.* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a melee or ranged weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet. Example 3: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** Wondrous item (diaper), very rare *1 lb., 600 gp, 30 lbs. Load capacity.* While openly wearing this diaper, you can add double your proificeny bonus to all Charisma checks and saving throws if its clean. You have disadvantage on all Charisma checks and saving throws if you Load this diaper by any amount. This opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion, lined with rhinestones and adorned with sliver and gold embroideries; to stain it is to stain a piece of high infantile royalty.

USER: Create a list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example 1: **Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor,Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *4*8 lbs., 240 gp, 2 tonnes Load capacity.*capacity* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 1d10 (minimum of 1). As an action, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of powder around you. The cloud of powder covers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This property can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. Load capacity.*capacity* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a melee or ranged weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet. Example 3: **Self-Locking Lavenders** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *4 lb., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity* This diaper produces a pleasant scent when worn, which spreads to fill a 30-foot cube centred on you and prevents the diaper from stinking when you Load it. All creatures that can smell it have advantage on saving throws against being frightened. **Curse.** This item is cursed. Save for a small lock symbol imprinted upon the front, this diaper is otherwise identical to a heavy diaper. A successful DC 15 Intelligence (Investigation) check or a *identify* spell reveals its curse. When you don this diaper, you can't doff it for 5d6 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the *remove curse* spell or similar magic. While you are attuned to this diaper, you have disadvantage on Constitution saving throws made to resist pooping. If you already had disadvantage on this type of saving throw, you fail automatically.

USER: Create a list of loot and equipment (including name, description, effects, value, weight, rarity and type) for a diaper-centric D&D 5e homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example 1: **Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *8 lbs., 240 gp, 2 tonnes capacity* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 1d10 (minimum of 1). As an action, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of powder around you. The cloud of powder covers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This property can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. capacity* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet. Example 3: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** Wondrous item (diaper), very rare *1 lb., 600 gp, 80 lbs. capacity* While openly wearing this diaper, you can add double your proificeny bonus to all Charisma checks and saving throws if its clean. You have disadvantage on all Charisma checks and saving throws if you visibly Load this diaper by any amount. This opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion, lined with rhinestones and adorned with sliver and gold embroideries; to stain it is to stain a piece of high infantile royalty. Example 4: **Self-Locking Lavenders** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *4 lb., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity* This diaper produces a pleasant scent when worn, which spreads to fill a 30-foot cube centred on you and prevents the diaper from stinking when you Load it. All creatures that can smell it have advantage on saving throws against being frightened. **Curse.** This item is cursed. Save for a small lock symbol imprinted upon the front, this diaper is otherwise identical to a heavy diaper. A successful DC 15 Intelligence (Investigation) check or a *identify* spell reveals its curse. When you don this diaper, you can't doff it for 5d6 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the *remove curse* spell or similar magic. While you are attuned to this diaper, you have disadvantage on Constitution saving throws made to resist pooping. If you already had disadvantage on this type of saving throw, you fail automatically.

USER: Create a list of loot and equipment for a diaper-centric D&D 5e homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example 1: **Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *8 lbs., 240 gp, 2 tonnes capacity* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 1d10 (minimum of 1). As an action, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of powder around you. The cloud of powder covers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This property can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. capacity* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet. Example 3: **Deluxe UltraLuxes** Wondrous item (diaper), very rare *1 lb., 600 gp, 80 lbs. capacity* While openly wearing this diaper, you can add double your proificeny bonus to all Charisma checks and saving throws if its clean. You have disadvantage on all Charisma checks and saving throws if you visibly Load this diaper by any amount. This opulent pamp is the height of diaper fashion, lined with rhinestones and adorned with sliver and gold embroideries; to stain it is to stain a piece of high infantile royalty. Example 4: **Self-Locking Lavenders****Lavenders of Locking** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *4 lb., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity* This diaper produces a pleasant scent when worn, which spreads to fill a 30-foot cube centred on you and prevents the diaper from stinking when you Load it. All creatures that can smell it have advantage on saving throws against being frightened. **Curse.** This item is cursed. Save for a small lock symbol imprinted upon the front, this diaper is otherwise identical to a heavy diaper. A successful DC 15 Intelligence (Investigation) check or a *identify* spell reveals its curse. When you don this diaper, you can't doff it for 5d6 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the *remove curse* spell or similar magic. While you are attuned to this diaper, you have disadvantage on Constitution saving throws made to resist pooping. If you already had disadvantage on this type of saving throw, you fail automatically.

USER: Create a list of loot and equipment for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example 1: **Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *8 lbs., 240 gp, 2 tonnes capacity* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 1d10 (minimum of 1). As an action, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of powder around you. The cloud of powder covers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This property can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. capacity* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet. Example 3:4: **Lavenders of Locking**Self-Locking** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *4 lb., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity* This diaper produces a pleasant scent when worn, which spreads to fill a 30-foot cube centred on you and prevents the diaper from stinking when you Load it. All creatures that can smell it have advantage on saving throws against being frightened. **Curse.** This item is cursed. Save for a small lock symbol imprinted upon the front, this diaper is otherwise identical to a heavy diaper. A successful DC 15 Intelligence (Investigation) check or a *identify* spell reveals its curse. When you don this diaper, you can't doff it for 5d6 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the *remove curse* spell or similar magic. While you are attuned to this diaper, you have disadvantage on Constitution saving throws made to resist pooping. If you already had disadvantage on this type of saving throw, you fail automatically.

USER: Create a list of loot and equipment for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, and particularly incontinent Loaders fail automatically. The act of having accidents in diapers is natural, universal, and even endearing to some, and can occur at any time, even in one's sleep, particularly if someone is experiencing strong emotions, ranging from elation to fear. A worn diaper that has met its capacity imposes the effects of encumbered on its wearer and needs to be changed out of, an act that requires an action from another ally, a fresh diaper on hand and a suitable changing spot where the task can be performed. Alternately, if one is in a rush or there is no such changing spot nearby, a second diaper can be layered over a full one; layering provides a temporary additional 50 lbs. of Loading capacity but doesn't remove the negative effects. Example 1: **Heavy-Duty Pamp of Poofing** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *8 lbs., 240 gp, 2 tonnes capacity* While wearing this diaper, you can use your reaction to make a melee or ranged weapon attack made against you hit the diaper instead, softening the blow and reducing the damage to you by 1d10 (minimum of 1). As an action, you can speak the diaper's command word and cause it to create a cloud of powder around you. The cloud of powder covers a 20-foot cube, which becomes heavily obscured. The cloud lasts for 1 minute or until a strong wind disperses it. This property can't be used until the next dawn. The huge quadruple tapes used to secure this mattress-thick pamper around someone's hips are the size of paper sheets, and the enormous safety pin keeping it together could double as an improvised shortsword. Example 2: **Huggies of Hotness** Armor (diaper), uncommon (requires attunement) *1.2 lbs., 55 gp, 400 lbs. capacity* You and your companions within 10 feet of you gain resistance to cold damage while you wear this diaper. This radius extends to 20 feet if you Load this diaper by an amount equal to half its capacity. If you hit with a weapon attack while attuned to this diaper, the attack deals an additional 1d6 fire damage. This pamp, branded in decals blue and purple flames, radiates a perpetual magical heat so potent the steam it constantly fumes melts snow and ice at the wearer's feet. Example 4:3: **Lavenders of Self-Locking** Armor (diaper), rare (requires attunement) *4 lb., 50 gp, 250 lbs. Load capacity* This diaper produces a pleasant scent when worn, which spreads to fill a 30-foot cube centred on you and prevents the diaper from stinking when you Load it. All creatures that can smell it have advantage on saving throws against being frightened. **Curse.** This item is cursed. Save for a small lock symbol imprinted upon the front, this diaper is otherwise identical to a heavy diaper. A successful DC 15 Intelligence (Investigation) check or a *identify* spell reveals its curse. When you don this diaper, you can't doff it for 5d6 days or until you or the diaper is targeted by the *remove curse* spell or similar magic. While you are attuned to this diaper, you have disadvantage on Constitution saving throws made to resist pooping. If you already had disadvantage on this type of saving throw, you fail automatically.

USER: Create a list of loot and equipment for a diaper-centric D&D homebrew taking place in a setting where the usage of absurdly oversized diapers and other various infantile items (bonnets, rattlers, pacifiers, baby bottles, mittens and booties, etc.) are a necessity and a norm, not a fetish or a taboo, and are as universal as underwear is in our world. They simultaneously function as both cushy hip armor and apparel and are not only ubiquitously worn by everyone, adventurer and traveller, toddler, youngster, teenager and adult alike, but considered mandatory, and the act of frequently and excessively pooping into one's diaper, referred to as 'Loading', is seen as an everyday and often subconscious act; the bigger the diaper, the greater its capacity and the more it can be Loaded until full, and the fuller it gets, the bigger, heavier and more cumbersome it is on its wearer! And diapers aren't just for wearing as armor, either; many of them are so thick they can be repurposed as blankets, pillows, even poofy mattresses! And not just diapers; other protective wear has been replaced with their similar infantile counterparts. Why wear tough greaves when you can wear soft booties? Why wear leather gloves when you can wear silky mittens? Loading is determined through a sudden Constitution saving throw, the frequency and DC determined by the character's incontinence and eating habits; if they fail, they poop. A character can choose to intentionally fail this saving throw if they wish, ...