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Feb 17, 2024 at 3:29 AM EST — 2 turns Canada, British Columbia fiction fanfiction View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated and sustained. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions.

CHATBOT: Certainly! Here are some homebrew spells for your Glutomancy sub-school of transfiguration magic in D&D 5e. **1. Initiate's Puff** *1st-level Glutomancy spell (transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 30 feet **Components:** V, S **Duration:** 1 minute You cause a creature you can see within range to experience a minor swelling of their backside. The effect is largely cosmetic, often used as a party trick or an initiation into Glutomancy secrets. While under the effect of the spell, the target may find sitting more comfortable and receives a +1 bonus to checks against being knocked prone due to their enhanced cushioning. **At Higher Levels:** When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, you can target one additional creature for each slot level above 1st. --- **2. Enlarge Derriere** *2nd-level Glutomancy spell (transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 60 feet **Components:** V, M (a pinch of yeast) **Duration:** Concentration, up to 10 minutes Choose a creature within range. The target's backside begins to slowly expand, doubling in size, and granting them advantage on Charisma (Performance) checks when attempting to entertain or distract an audience with their appearance. However, while enlarged, the target's movement speed is reduced by 10 feet due to the bulk. **At Higher Levels:** When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the duration of the spell increases by 10 minutes for each slot level above 2nd. --- **3. Swelling Splendor** *5th-level Glutomancy spell (transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 30 feet **Components:** V, S, M (a ball of dough that expands when heated) **Duration:** Concentration, up to 1 hour Upon casting this spell, you target one willing creature you can see within range. The target's backside swells to grandiose proportions, becoming four times its normal size. The increased mass grants the target an extra 1d4 of bludgeoning damage to unarmed strikes made using their hips or rear. Additionally, any attempts to move through tight spaces are made at disadvantage due to the increased girth. --- **4. Grandiose Glutes** *7th-level Glutomancy spell (transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 minute **Range:** Touch **Components:** V, S, M (a golden thimble filled with honey) **Duration:** 8 hours Upon casting Grandiose Glutes, you touch a willing creature and transform their backside to a majestic size, increasing their Charisma score by 4, up to a maximu...

USER: With the Ever-Increasing Anew, how large exactly does one's rear get before stopping? Person-sized? House-sized? Town-sized? And how long would it take?

CHATBOT: The Ever-Increasing Anew spell is designed for a gradual increase, almost imperceptible in the short term, but over an extended period, it becomes more noticeable. Since this spell is homebrew and quite whimsical in nature, we can define some conceptual limits to balance this magic within a typical D&D game's framework. Let's set some loose parameters: - **Growth Rate:** The growth could be at a rate of an inch or two in diameter per day. This allows the spell to have visible consequences without becoming instantly absurd. - **Stopping Point:** The magic could be designed with an inherent safety mechanism that stops growth before it endangers the individual's life or mobility. This stopping point could be when the backside is the same height as the individual or when it reaches a certain volume relative to the individual's body size, perhaps doubling their body width. - **Timeframe:** Depending on the rate you set, it might take weeks, months, or even years for the backside to grow to a significant size. For example, if the backside grows an inch in diameter each day, it would take about a year to grow an additional three feet in diameter. - **Maximum Size:** As a safeguard, the spell could have a magic "cap" that prevents growth beyond a size that is proportionate to the creature's original size category (Small, Medium, Large, etc.). For instance, the backside might stop growing before reaching a size that would change the creature's size category or render it immobile. - **Story Implications:** The spell's design implies that the caster should monitor the growth and perhaps dispel it before it causes serious complications. It provides plenty of hooks for adventures or quests to find a way to reverse the effects if they accidentally get out of control. For a campaign, these details should be considered carefully by the Dungeon Master, taking into account both the tone of the game and the potential impact on story and character dynamics. It's essential to avoid any elements that might make players uncomfortable, and always have a way for the effects to be reversed if desired. As with all homebrew content, the key is consent and communication with the players involved, ensuring that everyone is comfortable and having fun with the fantastical elements introduced into the game world.

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Feb 17, 2024 at 3:34 AM EST — 1 turn Canada, British Columbia fiction View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated and sustained. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions.

CHATBOT: **Glutomancy** is a whimsical and unusual school of magic, focusing on the expansion and manipulation of one's backside. Here are a few homebrew spells that might belong to this secretive and niche school of transfiguration magic. ### 1. Glutomancer's Puff *1st-level Glutomancy* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Touch - **Components:** V, S - **Duration:** Concentration, up to 1 minute A spell that causes the target's backside to enlarge slightly, providing a cushioned seat or an exaggerated figure. It might serve as a means of distraction or simply for the amusement of onlookers. *At Higher Levels:* When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, the duration increases by 10 minutes for each slot level above 1st. ### 2. Bountiful Bumbershoot *2nd-level Glutomancy* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** 30 feet - **Components:** V, S, M (a piece of cushion stuffing) - **Duration:** Concentration, up to 10 minutes This spell magnifies a creature's backside to provide a soft landing for falling allies. One creature you can see within range has their posterior enlarged to act as a safety net. Falling creatures within 5 feet of the enlarged backside can target it to reduce fall damage by up to 3d6 hit points. ### 3. Enhance Derriere *3rd-level Glutomancy* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Touch - **Components:** V, S, M (a peacock feather) - **Duration:** 1 hour By casting this spell, you cause one willing creature you touch to have their backside significantly and shapely enlarged. The transformation can be awe-inspiring or comical, depending on the intention. This could potentially be used to affect the balance or change the appearance of an individual. *At Higher Levels:* When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 4th level or higher, the duration doubles for each slot level above 3rd. ### 4. Grandiose Glutes *5th-level Glutomancy* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** 60 feet - **Components:** V, S, M (a balloon inflated to its fullest without popping) - **Duration:** Concentration, up to 1 hour This powerful spell causes the backside of up to six creatures within range to expand to an enormous size. The affected individuals gain advantage on checks to break down doors or other barriers with a hip bump and disadvantage on Dexterity checks to move through tight spaces. Additionally, their sitting provides a comfortable resting place for allies. ### 5. Pinnacle of Posterior *7th-level Glutomancy* - **Casting Tim...

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Feb 17, 2024 at 3:44 AM EST — 1 turn Canada, British Columbia fiction View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated and sustained. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions.occasions... and the occasional face smushing and sitting.

CHATBOT: Glutomancy, as a unique and rather peculiar sub-school of transfiguration magic, focuses on the influence and alteration of the gluteal region of beings. Here are some homebrew spells for this curious discipline, designed for use in D&D 5e campaigns: 1. **Buns of Bedazzlement** - *Level:* Cantrip - *Casting Time:* 1 action - *Range:* Touch - *Components:* V, S - *Duration:* 1 minute - *Classes:* Wizard, Bard *Electric energy dances across the fingertips as the caster touches the target, causing their backside to shimmer with illusionary sparkles, distracting nearby creatures.* Upon casting this cantrip, the target's backside begins to emit a subtle glow and sparkle, potentially distracting creatures within 5 feet of the target. Creatures must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or have disadvantage on their next attack roll. 2. **Plumpen Posterior** - *Level:* 1st - *Casting Time:* 1 action - *Range:* 30 feet - *Components:* V, S, M (a pinch of yeast) - *Duration:* Concentration, up to 10 minutes - *Classes:* Wizard, Bard *The targeted creature's backside magically increases in size, offering a cushion against falls and a potential tool for surprising foes.* When you cast this spell, choose one creature within range. The size of the target's gluteal region doubles. This can provide a bonus to strength-based checks to break down doors or barriers with a hip bump. It can also cushion falls, turning the next 10 feet of fall damage into nonlethal damage. 3. **Derriere Doppelganger** - *Level:* 2nd - *Casting Time:* 1 action - *Range:* Self - *Components:* V, S, M (a piece of rubber) - *Duration:* 1 hour - *Classes:* Wizard, Bard *By manipulating your own form, you create an illusory double of your backside, potentially confusing onlookers and foes alike.* You create an illusory copy of your backside that appears on another part of your body, such as your chest or stomach. This illusion lasts for the duration or until dissipated by physical interaction or a successful Intelligence (Investigation) check against your spell save DC. 4. **Enormous End** - *Level:* 3rd - *Casting Time:* 1 action - *Range:* 60 feet - *Components:* V, S, M (a rubber ball) - *Duration:* Concentration, up to 1 minute - *Classes:* Wizard, Bard *With a flourish, the caster inflates the target's rear to enormous proportions, impeding their movement but potentially stabilizing their stance.* The target's gluteal region grows to an enormous size, reducing their speed by half but granting advant...

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Feb 20, 2024 at 8:26 AM EST — 2 turns Canada, British Columbia fiction fanfiction explicit View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated and sustained.repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face smushing and sitting.face-sitting.

CHATBOT: Sure, I can offer a few ideas for spells in this quite peculiar and cheeky sub-school of transfiguration magic. Please note that these spells are meant for lighthearted, not serious, games that cater to groups comfortable with adult humor. 1. **Glutomancer's Gambit** *1st-level glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Touch **Components:** V, S **Duration:** 1 hour You cause one creature you touch to experience a temporary growth in their gluteal region. For the duration, their pants, armor, or clothing adjust to accommodate the change without discomfort. The affected creature gains a +1 bonus to Charisma checks due to their enhanced presence but suffers a -1 penalty to Dexterity checks and saving throws because of the unfamiliar balance. 2. **Bountiful Backside** *3rd-level glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 minute **Range:** 30 feet **Components:** V, S, M (a comfortable cushion) **Duration:** 8 hours Choose a creature within range. You cause their posterior to grow to an impressive size, giving them advantage on checks made to perform in front of an audience or to intimidate another creature through physical presence. However, the augmentative magic also gives them disadvantage on Stealth checks due to the pronounced silhouette and the sounds that accompany their motion. 3. **Chair of Comfort** *5th-level glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Self **Components:** V, S, M (a feather pillow) **Duration:** Concentration, up to 10 minutes You enchant your posterior to become supernaturally accommodating, such that when you sit, an unseen force creates a cushion of air that molds perfectly to your form and sustains weight up to 500 pounds. Creatures sitting on your lap during this spell find the experience extremely comfortable, possibly enhancing diplomatic encounters. 4. **Grandiose Gluteal Grotesque** *7th-level glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Self or touch **Components:** V, S, M (a scrap of silk from a noble's garment) **Duration:** 24 hours This powerful glutomantic spell allows you to vastly enlarge the posterior of yourself or a willing creature. The affected being's movement speed is halved due to the exaggerated proportions, but they gain the ability to use their posterior as a blunt weapon, dealing 2d8 bludgeoning damage on a successful hit. Additionally, once during the spell's duration, the affected creature can sit to create a shockwave, knocking prone all creatures in a 10-foot radius that fail a Dexterity s...

CHATBOT: Of course! When implementing cantrips for such a themed school of magic as "glutomancy," it's essential to ensure that they are balanced and in line with the power level of other cantrips. Here are a few ideas that players might find amusing and GMs might incorporate for a light-hearted campaign: 1. **Padded Posture** *Cantrip - glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Self **Components:** V, S **Duration:** 1 hour You subtly adjust the shape of your backside to either be more cushioned or more firm, at your discretion. This can confer minor comfort when sitting on hard surfaces or provide a very slight bonus to Athletics checks involving prolonged sitting activities. 2. **Cheeky Distraction** *Cantrip - glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 60 feet **Components:** V, S **Duration:** 1 round Choose a creature within range. You cause the target's backside to twitch or jiggle slightly, drawing attention from onlookers. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take a -1 penalty to the next Stealth or Deception check it makes before the end of its next turn due to the distracting movement. 3. **Gluteal Signal** *Cantrip - glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 30 feet **Components:** V, S **Duration:** Up to 1 minute You focus on a willing creature within range, causing their backside to emit a glow or pattern that can serve as a non-verbal signal. The light is too dim to illuminate an area, but it can be seen clearly within 30 feet. This spell is often used as a silent means of communication or to mark participants in nighttime festivities. 4. **Buxom Bounce** *Cantrip - glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 bonus action **Range:** Self **Components:** V, S **Duration:** 1 round You briefly increase the springiness of your gluteal muscles, offering a fleeting boost to your jumps. On your turn, you can jump an additional 5 feet without invoking opportunity attacks due to a minor increase in lift-off. This effect does not increase standing jump height. 5. **Cushion's Boon** *Cantrip - glutomancy* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Touch **Components:** V, S **Duration:** 8 hours You touch a non-magical cushion or chair, enchanting it to provide exceptional comfort. Anyone who sits on the enchanted object has their fatigue lessened, granting a +1 bonus to the next saving throw made to resist exhaustion effects. This only works once for any given creature, after which the object loses its magic. Just like with other spells ...

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Feb 20, 2024 at 8:41 AM EST — 2 turns Canada, British Columbia fiction explicit View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face-sitting.

CHATBOT: Certainly! Below are a few homebrew spells for the sub-transfiguration school of Glutomancy in D&D 5e. Remember that homebrew content should be balanced and agreed upon by the Dungeon Master and players to ensure a fun and fair experience for all. ### 1. Glutomancer's Grace *(1st Level Transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Self or touch **Components:** V, S, M (a peach pit) **Duration:** Concentration, up to 1 hour You increase the size of your own or one willing creature's backside, enhancing its cushioning and aesthetic appeal. The change grants a temporary +1 bonus to Charisma checks for the duration. Additionally, once during the spell's duration, the target can use their expanded posterior for a body slam attack that deals 1d4 bludgeoning damage on a hit. ### 2. Bountiful Rearguard *(3rd Level Transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 30 feet **Components:** V, S, M (a feather cushion) **Duration:** Concentration, up to 10 minutes You choose one creature within range. Their backside grows significantly, which may distract or obstruct opponents. The target's movement speed is reduced by 10 feet, but they gain the ability to impose disadvantage on one melee attack per round, as opponents are taken aback or misjudge their aim due to the sudden change. ### 3. Derriere of Destiny *(5th Level Transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 minute **Range:** Self or touch **Components:** V, S, M (a silk pillow embroidered with gold thread worth at least 50 gp, which the spell consumes) **Duration:** 8 hours The target's backside becomes astoundingly pronounced, to an almost surreal degree. It gains the following benefits for the duration: - The target's carrying capacity doubles, as their lower body structure grows strikingly robust. - Once per short rest, they can execute a mighty leap, able to jump triple their usual distance without a running start. ### 4. Sovereign Seat *(7th Level Transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 10 minutes **Range:** Touch **Components:** V, S, M (a miniature throne carved from rare wood worth at least 500 gp) **Duration:** 24 hours The spell enchants a willing creature's posterior to regal proportions, invoking deference and awe. For the duration, the target gains advantage on all Charisma-based skill checks when interacting with those who are attracted to, or culturally appreciate, larger backside proportions. Additionally, the target gains a +2 bonus to Armor Class as their ample frame provides additional covering. ...

USER: What about some minor "glutomancy" cantrips?

CHATBOT: Certainly! Here are some minor "glutomancy" cantrips designed for a more light-hearted or humorous D&D campaign. As with all homebrew content, it's important to make sure everyone at the table is comfortable and consents to these spells being included. ### 1. Cushion's Embrace *(Cantrip Transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Touch **Components:** V, S **Duration:** 1 hour You touch a piece of furniture, such as a chair or bench, and imbue it with temporary, springy padding. The first creature to sit on the enchanted furniture before the spell ends feels an unusual sense of comfort, gaining advantage on their next saving throw against being charmed or frightened due to the relaxing magic. ### 2. Tailor's Tweak *(Cantrip Transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Touch **Components:** V, S **Duration:** Instantaneous You cast this spell, and with a deft touch, adjust the fit of a piece of clothing to accommodate the shape and size of the target's backside, whether it's been magically altered or not. The clothing returns to its original size after the target takes it off. ### 3. Unassuming Bulge *(Cantrip Illusion)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Self **Components:** V, S **Duration:** 1 hour You alter the appearance of your backside to look slightly more voluptuous. The change is not dramatic enough to grant any bonuses to Charisma checks but might be enough to create a small distraction or fulfill a personal preference. ### 4. Posterior Pat *(Cantrip Transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Self or touch **Components:** S **Duration:** Instantaneous You focus on the target's backside and give it a small, magical pat, which sends a tingle of energy that briefly invigorates the target. The next time they make an Athletics check to jump or climb, they do so with advantage. ### 5. Jolly Jiggle *(Cantrip Transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 30 feet **Components:** V, S **Duration:** Up to 1 minute You cast this spell on a willing creature within range, causing their backside to jiggle in a humorous fashion. This jolly display can be used during performances, offering a +1 bonus to Performance checks for the spell's duration. Remember to discuss the use of such spells with your group to ensure everyone is comfortable with the thematic content. These cantrips are meant to be in good fun and should enhance the gaming experience rather than detract from it.

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Feb 24, 2024 at 3:18 AM EST — 2 turns Canada, British Columbia fiction fanfiction explicit View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face-sitting.

CHATBOT: In designing spells for a new sub-school of Transfiguration magic like Glutomancy, which focuses on altering the size and shape of a person's backside, it's important to consider the balance and flavor of the abilities within the Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition (D&D 5e) framework. Keep in mind that such spells could be considered highly unconventional or even inappropriate in many playing groups, and they should be introduced with sensitivity and player consent. Here are three spells that could fit within the concept of Glutomancy: **1. Bulge of the Beguiling Bottom (1st level Glutomancy spell)** * **Casting Time:** 1 action * **Range:** Touch * **Components:** V, S, M (a pinch of yeast) * **Duration:** 1 hour As you touch a willing creature, their backside begins to expand subtly, enhancing their curves. For the duration, the target gains advantage on Charisma (Persuasion) checks when interacting with creatures who would find the enhanced feature appealing. *At Higher Levels:* When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, the duration increases by 1 hour for each slot level above 1st. **2. Seat of Superiority (3rd level Glutomancy spell)** * **Casting Time:** 1 action * **Range:** Self or touch * **Components:** V, S, M (a feather cushion) * **Duration:** 10 minutes, concentration You or a creature you touch has their backside embiggened to a comically large size, gaining a soft yet firm resilience. The target's carrying capacity doubles, and they gain a +2 bonus to AC due to the additional cushioning. The target also gains resistance to bludgeoning damage from falls or impacts on their augmented backside. Additionally, they can use the enhanced backside to attempt to push an enemy as a bonus action, using their original Strength (Athletics) check against the target's Strength (Athletics) or Dexterity (Acrobatics) check. The affected creature's movement speed is reduced by 10 feet, due to the shift in balance. **3. Gluteus Maximus (5th level Glutomancy spell)** * **Casting Time:** 1 minute * **Range:** 30 feet * **Components:** V, S, M (a golden hoop retailed at least 25gp, which the spell consumes) * **Duration:** 24 hours You cause a creature within range to experience a dramatic increase in the size of their backside, which becomes disproportionately large compared to the rest of their body. For the duration, the creature has advantage on Strength and Constitution saving throws due to their enlarged stature and newfound stability...

USER: What about potential worldbuilding/lore around the obscure art of Glutomancy and the society of its users? For example, the vast majority of skilled Glutomancers are permanently augmented as a result of the frequent use of such spells, and utilize unique "cheek gestures", using their rears to bounce, wiggle, wave and clap their cheeks. These simple, effortless gestures are used to greet someone, to emphasize something or get someone's attention. In fact, it's almost ubiquitous to hear a soft "clap clap" when in the presence of any large Glutomancer.

CHATBOT: The secretive art of Glutomancy could have a rich lore within the world of D&D, where its practitioners form an enigmatic and exclusive society. This society, perhaps known as the Brotherhood of the Bountiful or the Assembly of Ample Attendants, might be made up of mages who have mastered the complex and delicate spells of Glutomancy through rigorous training and dedication. In this society, Glutomancers would likely be valued for their unique abilities, perhaps serving as entertainers in high courts, confidants to royalty, or consultants in matters of diplomacy and persuasion. Their rare skills could play crucial roles in festivals and public celebrations, with their spectacular displays of controlled expansion and deflation becoming central to various performances and ceremonies. Over the years, due to the frequent use of Glutomantic spells, skilled Glutomancers might indeed exhibit permanent augmentations to their physiques. This could even be a status symbol within their society--the more prominent the augmentation, the higher one's standing or the evidence of greater Glutomantic prowess. In this world, "cheek gestures" would be not only a cultural phenomenon but also a refined language among the Glutomancers. Here's how that could be incorporated into the society: - **Greetings:** A soft clap could be a casual "hello," while a series of intricate wiggles might equate to a formal bow or curtsy, depending on the occasion and the status of the people meeting. - **Communication:** The cheek gestures would function similarly to nonverbal cues or sign language. A quick bounce might signify affirmation or agreement, whereas a deliberate wave could communicate a need for attention or indicate a direction. - **Etiquette:** Just as there are customs and traditions for handshakes and bows, there would be strict guidelines for using cheek gestures appropriately. Misuse could lead to social faux pas or misunderstandings. - **Performance:** During public events, Glutomancers might engage in choreographed performances that tell stories or celebrate historical events through the artful manipulation of their augmented forms. Given the society's secretive nature, the knowledge of Glutomancy would be closely guarded, with teaching reserved for trusted apprentices. Potential initiates might have to undergo a series of trials or perform significant services to be considered for training. Lore could suggest that the origins of Glutomancy are linked to an ancient deity of a...

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Feb 24, 2024 at 6:53 AM EST — 2 turns Canada, British Columbia fiction explicit View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face-sitting. Of course, much like usual spells, they require verbal, somatic and sometimes material components to cast... but unlike regular spells, the somatic part of any Glutomancy spell requires a dance, or holding a specific pose at length; squatting, splitting, or simply bending over to stick one's rear out are some such poses.

CHATBOT: The school of Glutomancy is highly specialized, focusing on the manipulation of size and form, specifically targeting the gluteal region. Due to its unique nature, these spells are rarely found in the standard spellbooks of adventurers. However, here are a few imaginative spells from the Glutomantic tradition that you could introduce into a homebrew D&D campaign. **Note**: Since Glutomancy seems not only to deal with transfiguration but also charm and ceremonial magic elements, the following spells might blend multiple schools of magic despite primarily falling under Transfiguration. 1. **Glistening Glutes of Grandeur** - Level: 2 - Casting Time: 1 action - Range: Self or Touch - Components: V, S (a series of squats) - Duration: Up to 1 hour - You cause your own or one willing creature's glutes to enlarge and shine with an entrancing glow. This increases the charisma of the affected creature by +2 for the duration of the spell. Additionally, the enhanced glutes can serve as a distraction, granting advantage on Persuasion checks but disadvantage on Stealth checks due to the conspicuous nature of this transformation. 2. **Bounteous Backside Bounce** - Level: 3 - Casting Time: 1 action - Range: 30 feet - Components: V, S (a twerking routine) - Duration: Concentration, up to 10 minutes - Choose up to three creatures within range. You cause their glutes to pulsate rhythmically, creating shockwaves upon each bounce. For the duration, they can use their action to make a special attack against creatures on the ground within 10 feet. Each creature must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw or be knocked prone. 3. **Mystical Maximus Manifestation** - Level: 5 - Casting Time: 1 minute - Range: Self - Components: V, S (maintaining a deep squat) - Duration: 8 hours - Your glutes significantly expand, bestowing upon you additional hit points equal to 5 times your level due to the increased mass. These hit points are lost when the spell ends. While the spell is active, you have advantage on Strength (Athletics) checks made to jump or push against objects and your carrying capacity doubles. However, your speed is reduced by 10 feet due to the unwieldy nature of your larger form. 4. **Enthralling Derriere Dance** - Level: 6 - Casting Time: 1 action - Range: Self (60-foot radius) - Components: V, S (an elaborate dance) - Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute - Once cast, your glutes enthrall all who witness your dance within a 60-foot radius. Each creature that can see you ...

CHATBOT: In a whimsical and fantastical world where Glutomancy is a practiced art, the community of its practitioners would indeed be unique and vibrant. Here is a potential lore setup for the illustrious society of Glutomancers: **The Grand Conclave of Glutomancers** The Grand Conclave is a secret society of powerful spellcasters who have mastered the art of Glutomancy. Headquartered in a hidden location known only to its members, the Conclave is both a school for the learning and a guild that regulates the use of Glutomancy to prevent abuse and ensure that the secrets of their art are kept safe from the uninitiated. **The Cheek Codex** Glutomancers communicate through a sophisticated system of gestures known as the Cheek Codex. This elaborate "body language" ranges from simple greetings to conveying complex ideas or emotions. Senior Glutomancers, often those with the most augmented physiques, are particularly adept at this form of communication, and it is rumored they can have entire conversations without uttering a single word. The ambient "clap clap" or soft rumbling that follows them is both a sign of their status and a constant reminder of their dedication to their craft. It's considered a faux pas for a Glutomancer to silence their gestures in the presence of their peers, as the sounds and movements are seen as symbols of their magical prowess. **Arcane Augmentation** For Glutomancers, their corporeal enhancements are not merely tools for casting spells but symbols of their rank and dedication within the Conclave. Apprentices start with subtle enhancements, reflecting their nascent abilities. As they rise through the ranks, their augments grow more pronounced, signifying their deeper understanding and control over Glutomancy. The most esteemed members of the Glutomancy community sport enhancements that are nothing short of immense, commanding attention in any room they enter. With great size comes great responsibility, and high-ranking Glutomancers are often tasked with both the most prestigious and onerous duties of the Conclave. **Sociocultural Impact** In the broader community where Glutomancers ply their trade, the impact is varied. On the one hand, they are revered for the entertainment they provide during festivals and celebrations with their astonishing dance rituals, which are said to bring good luck and bountiful harvests. On the other, they might be sought after for their ability to convey status, influence, and power--being seen with a Glutomancer...

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Feb 24, 2024 at 7:31 AM EST — 1 turn Canada, British Columbia fiction explicit View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face-sitting. Of course, much like usual spells, they require verbal, somatic and sometimes material components to cast... but unlike regular spells, the somatic part of any Glutomancy spell requires a dance, or holding a specific pose at length; squatting, splitting, or simply bending over to stick one's rear out are some such poses.

CHATBOT: As a homebrew school of magic within the context of D&D 5e, Glutomancy could offer a range of unique spells that provide both thematic flavor and mechanical utility within the game. Below are some examples of spells for this Glutomancy school, along with descriptions and possible mechanics. --- **1. Cushion of Comfort** - *Level 1* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Touch - **Components:** V, S (performing a gentle squatting motion) - **Duration:** 8 hours With a touch and a soft chant, you enhance the posterior of a willing creature you can reach. For the duration, the target gains a +1 bonus to AC due to the extra cushioning. Additionally, when the target falls from a height of less than 30 feet, they take no damage as the enlarged posterior acts as a natural cushion. --- **2. Bounteous Bounce** - *Level 2* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Self - **Components:** V, S (a rhythmic hip-shaking dance) - **Duration:** Up to 1 minute (concentration) Upon casting this spell, your backside begins to oscillate with an entrancing rhythm. Each creature within a 15-foot radius that can see this display must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or become charmed. While charmed by this spell, creatures are incapacitated and have a speed of 0 as they're mesmerized by the hypnotic jiggle. The spell ends for an affected creature if it takes damage or if someone else uses an action to shake it out of its stupor. --- **3. Gluteus Maximus** - *Level 3* - **Casting Time:** 1 minute - **Range:** Touch - **Components:** V, S (long, drawn-out stretches targeting the posterior muscles) - **Duration:** Until dispelled You cast this spell on a willing creature, causing their backside to increase to tremendous proportions over the casting time. This growth grants the target an additional 10 hit points per caster level, which act as temporary hit points, and the target's carrying capacity doubles. Additionally, cramped spaces may become difficult to navigate. This spell also has significant cultural and ceremonial uses in certain societies that value the aesthetics of an ample posterior. --- **4. Glutomancer's Gravitas** - *Level 4* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Self - **Components:** V, S (striking a powerful, wide-stance pose) - **Duration:** 10 minutes You invoke the gravity of Glutomancy to anchor yourself to the ground with an imposing stance. For the duration, you gain the following benefits: - You cannot be moved against your will. - Your melee attacks...

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Feb 25, 2024 at 3:09 AM EST — 2 turns Canada, British Columbia fiction explicit View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face-sitting. Of course, much like usual spells, they require verbal, somatic and sometimes material components to cast... but unlike regular spells, the somatic part of any Glutomancy spell requires a hip-oriented dance, or holding a specific pose at length; squatting, splitting, or simply bending over to stick one's rear out are some such poses.

CHATBOT: Please note that the concept of Glutomancy, as described, is something of a humorous or bizarre-style addition to the typical high-fantasy D&D setting and may not be suitable for all gaming groups. It's important to discuss with your players what kinds of content they are comfortable with in your game, ensuring that everyone at the table is having a good time. Here are three spells for the Glutomancy sub-school of transfiguration: 1. **Amplify Derriere** *1st Level Transmutation (Glutomancy)* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Touch - **Components:** V, S (hip swivels), M (a peach feather) - **Duration:** 1 hour - **Classes:** Wizard, Bard When you cast this spell, you touch one willing creature, causing their backside to enlarge noticeably, though clothes are unaffected and may become uncomfortable or ill-fitting. This might be used to impress onlookers, intimidate others by taking more space, or provide cushioning for sitting on hard surfaces. For the duration, the target gains a +1 bonus to Charisma checks but has their speed reduced by 5 feet due to the unfamiliar weight distribution. Athletic or acrobatic activities that rely on balance may suffer a -1 penalty to rolls. 2. **Bountiful Bustle** *3rd Level Transmutation (Glutomancy)* - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** 30 feet - **Components:** V, S (a prolonged squat) - **Duration:** Concentration, up to 10 minutes - **Classes:** Wizard, Bard You cause the backside of up to three creatures within range that you can see to expand dramatically. The target(s) may make a Constitution saving throw to resist the spell. On a failed save, creatures not only find their mobility hindered, reducing their speed by half, but also grant advantage on all overrunning attempts against them due to altered balance. Targets affected by this spell offer soft cover to creatures directly behind them and can use their additional girth to perform special shoving actions, either to knock enemies prone or push them away without requiring an athletics check. 3. **Gluteus Maximus** *5th Level Transmutation (Glutomancy)* - **Casting Time:** 1 minute - **Range:** Touch - **Components:** V, S (a series of elaborate dance moves), M (a silk pillow filled with goose down, which the spell consumes) - **Duration:** 8 hours - **Classes:** Wizard, Bard This powerful Glutomancy spell targets one willing creature and magnifies their backside to tremendous size. The sheer volume grants the target advantages in social encounters, a...

CHATBOT: In the fantasy world of your creation, Glutomancy might not be a commonly practiced form of magic but would have a rich history and unusual place in society. Let's explore how this arcane and peculiar talent fits into your world's lore. **The Order of the Opulent Glutes** Glutomancers might belong to an enigmatic and secretive society known as the Order of the Opulent Glutes. Formed centuries ago, practitioners likely view Glutomancy not just as a form of magic but as an art form, a philosophy, and a way of life. Senior members of the order have honed their powers through years of practice, leading to permanent physical changes that serve as a mark of their dedication and status. **Cheek Gestures and Societal Practices** In this society, cheek gestures could be a sophisticated non-verbal language developed over the generations. A soft "clap clap" could be a respectful way to acknowledge another's presence, while a slow, deliberate wiggle might signify deep contemplation or disagreement. Rapid bounces might be a way to express urgency or excitement. Each motion would be as nuanced and varying as any spoken language, possibly even having dialects between different regions or levels of the society. **The Ritualistic Foundation** Ritual and ceremony could be at the core of Glutomancy, with extensive lore describing its origins. Historically, Glutomancy might have begun as a quirky way to celebrate fertility and abundance, its roots deep in agrarian culture. Over time, the uses of Glutomancy could have evolved, adapting to political maneuverings, court entertainments, and even warfare, with Glutomancers becoming formidable presences on the battlefield due to their imposing figures and ability to unbalance foes. **Education and Hierarchy** The art of Glutomancy would likely be tough to master, requiring not just magical aptitude but also physical prowess and exceptional control over one's body. Apprenticeship under a skilled practitioner would be essential, with many years spent perfecting the control of one's expansion before being able to progress to more powerful spells. The hierarchy within the order would be based on one's skill and mastery, with ranks possibly denoted by the size and control one exhibits. **Secrecy and Persecution** Due to its unique nature, practitioners of Glutomancy might face mockery or even outright hostility from those outside of their society. This prejudice would prompt the Order of the Opulent Glutes to practice in secret, hiding ...

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Feb 25, 2024 at 3:26 AM EST — 1 turn Canada, British Columbia fiction fanfiction explicit View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face-sitting. Of course, much like usual spells, they require verbal, somatic and sometimes material components to cast... but unlike regular spells, the somatic part of any Glutomancy spell requires a hip-oriented dance, or holding a specific pose at length; squatting, splitting, or simply bending over to stick one's rear out are some such poses.

CHATBOT: Here are some homebrew spells for the sub-transfiguration school of Glutomancy within the framework of Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition. Please remember that these spells are for entertainment purposes and should be balanced by the Dungeon Master (DM) with the input of players for use in a game. Additionally, due to the comedic and potentially sensitive nature of these spells, DMs should ensure that all players are comfortable with such content before introducing it into their games. ### 1. Glutomancer's Embellishment *1st-level Glutomancy (transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** Touch **Components:** V, S (a rhythmic gyration of the hips) **Duration:** 1 hour You touch a willing creature and cause their backside to inflate slightly, enhancing its shape. For the duration, the creature gains a +2 bonus to Charisma (Performance) checks when trying to impress or distract an audience with physical movements. The effects are subtle and temporary, and the creature's backside returns to normal size after the duration. ### 2. Cheeky Enlargement *2nd-level Glutomancy (transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 30 feet **Components:** V, S (a deep squat held for a moment) **Duration:** Concentration, up to 10 minutes You cause the backside of a creature within range that you can see to increase to an unnaturally large size. The target creature must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failure, its movement speed is reduced by 10 feet, but it gains advantage on Charisma (Intimidation) checks against creatures that can see it. On a success, the spell has no effect. ### 3. Derriere Deflation *3rd-level Glutomancy (transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 action **Range:** 60 feet **Components:** V, S (a quick 'twerking' motion) **Duration:** Instantaneous Select a creature within range. The target's enlarged backside (whether from a spell effect or other means) instantly deflates to its normal size. This spell can affect multiple creatures that have been subject to backside-increasing effects if they are within 20 feet of each other. ### 4. Grandiose Glutes *4th-level Glutomancy (transmutation)* **Casting Time:** 1 minute **Range:** Self **Components:** V, S (an intricate hip dance lasting the duration of the casting time) **Duration:** 8 hours Your backside swells to an enormous size, granting you a powerful presence. This grants you advantage on all Charisma checks for the duration and deals an extra 1d6 bludgeoning damage on any successful shove ...

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Feb 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM EST — 2 turns Canada, British Columbia fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face-sitting. Of course, much like usual spells, they require verbal, somatic and sometimes material components to cast... but unlike regular spells, the somatic part of any Glutomancy spell requires a hip-oriented dance, or holding a specific pose at length; squatting, splitting, or simply bending over to stick one's rear out are some such poses.

CHATBOT: In the fantastical and often whimsical world of D&D, the school of Glutomancy could introduce a unique and hilarious twist to traditional spellcasting. Here are a few spells that adhere to the themes and constraints of this arcane tradition. **1. Jiggling Jaunt** *Level:* Cantrip *Components:* V, S (a hip wiggle) *Duration:* Instantaneous With a few muttered words and a playful shake of the hips, the Glutomancer causes their target's posterior to jiggle amusingly. This cantrip has no direct mechanical benefit but can serve as a distracting or entertaining action. It is often used by jesters and Glutomancers during performances to amuse crowds. **2. Bountiful Bounce** *Level:* 1st *Components:* V, S (a small hop followed by a squat) *Duration:* 1 minute By invoking Bountiful Bounce, the caster enhances the size and springiness of a willing creature's backside. For the duration, the creature gains extra cushioning should they fall, effectively granting them resistance to bludgeoning damage from falling. Additionally, they may add 1d4 to Acrobatics checks that involve jumping or landing. **3. Expansive Embrace** *Level:* 2nd *Components:* V, S (a ritualistic twerking sequence), M (a pinch of yeast) *Duration:* 10 minutes On casting Expansive Embrace, the Glutomancer targets either themselves or a willing creature within range. The target's backside begins to grow, providing them with a large and rather cushioned seat. This can have comedic effects, potentially be used as an impromptu flotation device, or even unsettle opponents unsure of how to react to such a transformation. **4. Grandiose Glutes** *Level:* 3rd *Components:* V, S (an intricate dance involving multiple squat sequences) *Duration:* Concentration, up to 1 hour Grandiose Glutes causes a sudden and considerable inflation of the target's backside. The growth is enough that it may act as a counterbalance, granting the target advantage on Strength and Constitution saving throws related to maintaining balance or resisting forced movement. However, the size may also hinder sneaking or moving through tight spaces. **5. Colossal Cushioning** *Level:* 4th *Components:* V, S (a minute-long dance with hip circles and drops), M (a feather pillow, which isn't consumed) *Duration:* 8 hours With this powerful Glutomantic spell, the caster causes the backside of a willing creature to expand significantly, reaching almost comical proportions. The enlarged posterior grants the recipient a +2 bonus to their AC as ...

USER: With the "Derriere of Destiny" spell, you mentioned the somatic component is "a complex series of poses emphasizing the rear". Could you specify the poses needed to cast the spell, and for long they need to be held?

CHATBOT: Certainly! The somatic component for the "Derriere of Destiny" spell involves a sequence of poses that not only emphasize the rear but also channel the arcane energy required to cast such a powerful and transformative Glutomancy spell. Here's a more detailed description: 1. **The Pompous Peacock:** Stand with heels together, toes pointed outward, hands on hips with elbows wide. Puff out the chest and push the posterior backward, as if showing off plumage, and hold this pose for a slow count of five. 2. **The Majestic Moonrise:** Transition into a deep squat, keeping the back straight and the rear pushed out prominently. Arms should extend forward for balance, palms facing each other, mimicking the rise of a moon in the evening sky. Hold for a count of seven. 3. **The Stately Sway:** Rise slightly from the squat, transferring the body's weight from one foot to the other, creating a controlled swaying motion. With each sway, the caster should gently twist their torso, accentuating the movement of the hips. Repeat the sway for a total of six counts, three on each side. 4. **The Noble Nod:** With the rear still prominent from the swaying, the caster should straighten to a neutral standing position and perform a series of three deliberate nods with the posterior, as though the backside itself is bowing to an audience. Each nod should be held for three counts. 5. **The Sovereign Spin:** Rotate the body 360 degrees on the spot while keeping the posture proud and the rear out. Arms should be raised in a V shape, as if displaying the spell's grandeur. The spin should be executed smoothly and take about four counts to complete. Each of these movements must be performed fluidly, as any interruption or misstep could disrupt the spell's delicate energies. The total ritual takes close to 30 seconds to perform. The conclusion of this dance-like sequence signals the final moments where the caster utters the verbal incantation, and the target's derriere is transmuted into its more alluring form. This spell, while powerful, also risks distraction or even ridicule if performed improperly, so Glutomancers are often very practiced and poised when presenting their most captivating incantations.

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Mar 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM EDT — 2 turns Canada, British Columbia fiction View full conversation

USER: Make up some new D&D 5e spells for a homebrew sub-transfiguration school of magic, called Glutomancy; in which a cast's can expand her own or a host's backside. It will eventually resize itself unless the casting is repeated. The achievement of this spell has been kept secret. Kept only in old grimoires by groups to gain an advantage over others, it has a steep learning curve to get the slightest results. Since its earliest uses, it's been used in ceremonies, public events, entertainment, and special occasions... and the occasional face-sitting.occasions. Of course, much like usual spells, they require verbal, somatic and sometimes material components to cast... but unlike regular spells, the somatic part of any Glutomancy spell requires a hip-oriented dance, or holding a specific pose at length; squatting, splitting, or simply bending over to stick one's rear out are some such poses.

CHATBOT: **Glutomantic Spells for D&D 5E** Glutomancy, a secretive and highly specialized subdivision of Transfiguration magic, revolves around the alteration and enhancement of one's posterior. These spells, often deemed as frivolous or eccentric by the uninitiated, carry the weight of ancient cultures and practices, intricately woven into rites of beauty, power, and sometimes combat. **1. Enlargen Derriere** - **Level:** 1 - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Touch - **Components:** V, S (The caster must perform a series of hip rotations.) - **Duration:** 1 hour - **Description:** Upon casting, Enlargen Derriere causes the target's backside to increase in volume, granting a majestic and imposing presence. This enlargement provides a bonus to Charisma (Performance) checks involving dancing or physical allure and intimidates those of lesser confidence, imposing disadvantage on attack rolls against the caster from those specifically disturbed or distracted by the enhancement. **2. Cushioned Fall** - **Level:** 2 - **Casting Time:** 1 reaction, which you take when you or a creature within 60 feet of you falls - **Range:** 60 feet - **Components:** V, S (A rapid twerk-like motion.) - **Duration:** Instantaneous - **Description:** You cushion the target's fall, instantaneously causing their backside to expand and absorb the impact of falling. The target takes no damage from the fall and lands on their feet if they so choose. This spell can negate up to 60 feet of falling damage. **3. Bountiful Leap** - **Level:** 3 - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Self - **Components:** V, S (A deep squat followed by an explosive jump.) - **Duration:** Instantaneous - **Description:** By temporarily enhancing the muscles and size of your lower body, you leap forward or upward with incredible force. Your jump distance and height are tripled, and upon landing, you generate a shockwave that forces all creatures within a 5-foot radius to make a Dexterity saving throw or be knocked prone. **4. Glutomantic Armor** - **Level:** 4 - **Casting Time:** 1 action - **Range:** Self - **Components:** V, S (Assuming a wide stance with hands on hips, pushing outward.) - **Duration:** Up to 1 minute (Concentration) - **Description:** This spell imbues the caster's posterior with a magical force, enhancing its size and creating a defensive aura. Any physical attacks that would strike the caster from behind are either absorbed or deflected, granting the caster resistance to bludgeoning, pie...

CHATBOT: In the mystical lands of Eudoria, Glutomancy is an ancient and secretive art, known and practiced by a select few. Passed down through generations within hidden covens and clandestine societies, Glutomancy has woven itself into the very fabric of certain cultures within Eudoria, making it both a revered tradition and a misunderstood practice. The Glutomancers, as practitioners are known, have established themselves as both a subculture and a power unto themselves, navigating the dichotomy between public spectacle and private mastery with grace and aplomb. **Society of Glutomancers** In Eudoria, Glutomancers form secretive communities known as "Circles." Each Circle guards its knowledge jealously, with rituals, spells, and techniques that vary widely from one to the next. These communities are often led by the most augmented among them, Glutomancers who have honed their art to such a degree that their abilities have bestowed permanent enhancements upon them. Glutomancers communicate and express themselves through "cheek gestures," which serve both practical and ceremonial purposes. These gestures, ranging from bouncing, wiggling, waving, to the soft 'clap clap', are deeply ingrained in Glutomancer etiquette. Such movements are not merely for display or communication--they also serve as subtle manipulations of the Glutomantic energies that suffuse their bodies, helping maintain the balance of their augmentations and enhancements. **The Role of Glutomancers in Eudorian Society** To the uninitiated, the spectacle of Glutomancy might appear frivolous or purely aesthetic. However, within the societies that harbor Glutomancers, these practitioners fulfill crucial roles. They are often seen as the bearers of tradition, the preservers of ancient rites, and, in some cases, as powerful warriors. Their abilities can turn the tide of battles, not just through physical augmentation but also through the psychological impact of their unexpected talents. **Festival of the Augmented Form** One of the few times Glutomancers openly reveal themselves to the wider world is during the Festival of the Augmented Form. This annual event, ostensibly a celebration of beauty and physical diversity, is secretly an assembly of Glutomancers from various Circles, who come together to share knowledge, settle disputes, and compete in displays of skill. It is during this festival that the uninitiated might witness the mesmerizing dance of the Glutomancers, a spectacle where magic, tradition,...

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