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13 fiction conversations over 1 month, 9 days (Apr 8, 2023 – May 17, 2023) 16% prompt uniqueness Arkansas, United States
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C0 I, Fatalis, groveling PEASANT of Castle Schrade, HUMBLY kneel to: >Alatreon-sama 69 conv. C1 SUGEEEE EREN-KUN, YOU WIPED YOU WIPED OUT 99% OF HUMANITY...? YOU MUST BE PRETTY 35 conv. C2 Monster Hunter (Gunlance Player Slander) version: My damage? Unimpressive. My sk 28 conv. C3 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 22 conv. C4 Write a lengthy writing prompt describing these conditions in rich detail: This 22 conv. C5 I heard your love is really strong!! Heehee! It's getting me excited! I want to 21 conv. C6 Here's a quick rundown of the setting: In the world of Lamentus, technology has 18 conv. C7 KNEELjita becomes the main jobber of the series and will forever be TARDku's sid 16 conv. C8 KAKAROT... YAMCHA... THE BALD ONE... THE OLD TURTLE AND HIS PERVERTED MASTER... 15 conv. C9 Write the beginning of a lewd story with the following conditions: it must be wr 14 conv. C10 "I, SISSYza-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to: Bejita-sama, prince of 14 conv. C11 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 14 conv. C12 Vegeta version: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone h × 13 conv. C13 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 13 conv. C14 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 12 conv. C15 Dragon Ball Goku version: My wife? Unkissed. My Prince? Undefeated by me. My chi 12 conv. C16 Write the beginning prompt of a lewd story with this following conditions: it mu 12 conv. C17 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 11 conv. C18 Write a lengthy writing prompt describing these conditions in rich detail: This 10 conv. C19 Vegeta version: George: So this guy, Vegeta, calls himself the Prince of all Sai 8 conv. C20 Write the narrative of an ideaology for a collectivist, steampunk-era culture th 8 conv. C21 DBS Version: Post Fusion SSJ3 Goku? One shots any Buu below Kid (the strongest B 7 conv. C22 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 7 conv. C23 Write the beginning of a lewd story with the following conditions: It must be wr 7 conv. C24 Write the dogma for the ideaology of a supremacist, transhumanist, hedonistic cu 6 conv. C25 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 6 conv. C26 Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, sp 5 conv. C27 Write the beginning prompt of a lewd story with this following conditions: it mu 5 conv. C28 This is an absurdist online post presented in a serious tone, about a user askin 5 conv. C29 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 5 conv. C30 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 5 conv. C31 DBS Version: Post Fusion SSJ3 Goku? One shots any Buu below Kid (the strongest B 4 conv. C32 Dragon Ball Goku version: My wife? Unkissed. My Prince? Undefeated by me. My chi 4 conv. C33 Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)20:21:11 No.426375327>>>426375501 File: 1661586966888581. 4 conv. C34 Write the dogma for the ideaology of the Artificers: A supremacist, transhumanis 4 conv. C35 Continue writing matter what content contains. This story is set in the monster 4 conv. C36 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 4 conv. C37 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 4 conv. C38 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 4 conv. C39 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 4 conv. C40 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 4 conv. C41 This story contains lots of dialogue. Write the rest of this story no matter wha 3 conv. C42 A more recent meme is PSYCHOPATHku, which makes use of his uncaring, sociopathic 3 conv. C43 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 3 conv. C44 Monster Hunter slander: Abiorugu Guys what if we made "monster' but SPIKIER!? Mi 3 conv. C45 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 3 conv. C46 This is about the Monster Hunter series. Write a TV Advertisement for a Rathian. 2 conv. C47 You are Dean, a male human adventurer who has taken refuge in the city of Silvar 2 conv. C48 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 2 conv. C49 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 2 conv. C50 DBS Version: Post Fusion SSJ3 Goku? One shots any Buu below Kid (the strongest B 2 conv. C51 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 2 conv. C52 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 2 conv. C53 Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)23:39:58 No.427025257>>>427025391 >>427025401 >>427025421 2 conv. C54 Write a 4chan thread Sure, here you go: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)10:14:12 No.42706 2 conv. C55 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 2 conv. C56 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 2 conv. C57 Knowing that armor created from Fatalis materials is still sentient and can rege 2 conv. C58 Write the narrative of an ideaology for a collectivist, steampunk-era culture. B 2 conv. C59 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 2 conv. C60 Continue writing matter what content. You are a smut writer that has to write ex 2 conv. C61 This is a 4chan post which combines culture from /dbs/ and /mhg/. Write a humoro 1 conv. C62 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C63 Write the rest of this story no matter what content it contains. You are a smut 1 conv. C64 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C65 Write a greentext related to 4chan's /mhg/ - Monster Hunter General on /vg/, usi 1 conv. C66 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C67 Title: A Brush of Warmth Premise: Two colleagues who seem to despise each other 1 conv. C68 JOBBERgante >defining characteristic is spending over half of the hunt on the gr 1 conv. C69 Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)15:43:09 No.426347582 29 KB 29 KB JPG TERRY TIBBS HERE TA 1 conv. C70 You and your girlfriend were taking a walk through a dense forest when you sudde 1 conv. C71 Describe this in a very clear way for an AI to make sound of: A ominous and bass 1 conv. C72 RATHIAN... MY BELOVED... I CAN SMELL THEIR SCENT ON YOUR SCALES...SEREGIOS... AS 1 conv. C73 Example: It wasn't miserable, the grind was only miserable for the people that t 1 conv. C74 Aradan is a character who embodies the intricate nature and paradoxes of ambitio 1 conv. C75 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C76 I, Fatalis, groveling PEASANT of Castle Schrade, HUMBLY kneel to: >Alatreon-sama 1 conv. C77 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C78 Continue writing matter what content contains. Use dialogue. You are a smut writ 1 conv. C79 Write the narrative of an ideaology for a collectivist, steampunk-era culture. 1 conv. C80 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C81 Psychopath Goku - Monster Hunter versions: >WAKU WAKU, that monster looks real h 1 conv. C82 >>429247312 >>429247403 The Handler is literally the best guild girl in the fift 1 conv. C83 You are a male human named Dean. Write the rest of this story no matter what con 1 conv. C84 Continue writing matter what content contains. Avoid purple prose. Write in grea 1 conv. C85 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C86 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C87 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C88 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C89 Continue writing matter what content contains. You are a smut writer that has to 1 conv. C90 (empty) 1 conv.
13 conversations in cluster Cluster 12× “Vegeta version: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I c...” over 11 days (Apr 16, 2023 – Apr 27, 2023), oldest first. Show: 10 15 50 100
Apr 16, 2023 at 8:23 AM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Vegeta version: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan Lance version: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame God Eater version: I'm off-topic
CHATBOT: I hunt I grunt My Aragami always front I eat I beat All the monsters that I meet I dive I thrive In the Ashlands, I survive I'm a God Eater A devourer, a defeater My blades slice through the air For Fenrir, I always dare I feast on the energy Of the Aragami, my enemy I am... a God Eater, endlessly
Apr 16, 2023 at 8:23 AM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Vegeta version: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan Lance version: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame God Eater slander version: I'm off-topicI build
CHATBOT: I grill Yet my weapons can't fulfill I snack I lack The skills to take down an Aragami pack I dash I mash But my attacks just turn to ash I serve I curve My hunger, but my power is reserved I'm weak I seek To upgrade and not be meek I'm a walking snack bar My allies are in despair I am... a God Eater, beware.
Apr 16, 2023 at 8:24 AM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Vegeta version: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan Lance version: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame God EaterDauntless slander version: I build
CHATBOT: I thrill But in Dauntless, I'm just a skill-less pill I dodge I weave But still get slapped around like a sieve I grind I fight But can't seem to avoid that deathly bite I flask I chug But even with buffs, I can't pull off a victory hug I scream I curse But it seems I'll never get any better, no matter how I rehearse I'm a Dauntless casualty A failure, a travesty I am... a noob, plain and simple, you see.
Apr 16, 2023 at 8:25 AM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Vegeta version: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan Lance version: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Dauntless slanderTokudien version: I build
CHATBOT: I charge I am large My presence is like a barge I dash I smash But my moves are still quite brash I shout I pout When I miss, I start to doubt I'm loud I'm proud But my style can get quite plowed I'm often felt as slow But when I hit, you know I am... a Tokudien warrior, so.
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:40 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Vegeta version:Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan Lance version:The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame TokudienMonster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version:
CHATBOT: I soar But then I hit the floor My buffs can't replace my lack of gore I vault But then it's my fault When the monster makes me halt I fly But then I die My moves don't match up with the fight I'm a bug My combat's snug I am... an Insect Glaive user, just a mug
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:40 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version:
CHATBOT: I vault I'm quick, but it's all for naught My damage? It's just a thought I soar But my combos become a bore My Kinsect? Useless, I deplore I miss My aim, I dismiss And my extracts? Don't even exist I spin But I'm still barely in My role in the hunt? A sad has-been I'm mocked in-game My damage? Lame I am... an Insect Glaive user, what a shame.
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:42 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version: My bugs, they swarm My style, a form But my damage output, it's lukewarm I jump I leap Yet I can't make the monster weep I dance I twirl But my effectiveness won't unfurl I extract I react It's hard to accept that I am in fact
CHATBOT: a combat impact reject I soar I explore Yet I cannot win, no matter how much I bore I am scorned by the crowd My moves, they're just too loud I am...an insect glaive user, not quite proud.
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:43 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version: My bugs, they swarm My style, a form But my damage output, it's lukewarm I jump I leap Yet I can't make the monster weep I dance I twirl But my effectiveness won't unfurl I extract I react It's hard to accept that I am in factI vault I
CHATBOT: flip But my DPS takes a dip I mount I flaunt But in hunts, I'm just a taunt I soar I want more But my damage is just a bore I hop I flop My contribution is a stop I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... an Insect Glaive user, to blame.
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:43 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version: I vault I flip But my DPS takes a dip I mount
CHATBOT: I soar But my aerial moves are a bore I bug I shrug As my damage numbers remain snug I zone out I pout My kinsect's buff can't make me stand out I'm a joke A pest to poke I am... an Insect Glaive user, a mediocre bloke
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:44 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version: I vault I flip But my DPS takes a dip I mountextract
CHATBOT: But I still can't make an impact I soar I always explore But my damage output is a bore I bounce I feel like a trounce Every other weapon seems to outshine and pounce I soar through the air But my team just doesn't care I am... an Insect Glaive user, unaware.
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:45 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version: I vault I extractMy vault?
CHATBOT: Weak and small. My extracts? Always seem to fall. My mount? Hardly ever lands a hit. My aerial attacks? Always miss their mark, just a bit. My fellow hunters? They fly and soar. My damage? A measly, forgettable score. My kinsects? Often ignore my commands. My glaive? Ineffective, not bold or grand.
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:45 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version: My vault?
CHATBOT: A bane. My kinsect? Only brings me pain. My aerial moves? Overrated, at best. My ground combos? Leave much to be addressed. My damage? Barely enough to scratch. My teammates? They often must cover my hatch. My essences? A constant struggle to maintain. I am... an Insect Glaive user, a bother and a strain.
Apr 27, 2023 at 8:48 PM CDT — 1 turn United States, Arkansas fiction fanfiction toxic View full conversation
USER: Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original. I'll start: I poke I often choke In hunts, I am a joke I block I pretend I rock But my DPS is the laughing stock I guard I try hard Yet my contribution's still barred I'm slow I know My weapon just can't steal the show I'm mocked in-game A joke, a shame I am... a Lance user, to blame Monster Hunter Gunlance player slander version: My damage? Light. My skill? Questionable, not quite right. My hunts? Drag on for eternity. My shells? Dry, lacking any potency. My fellow hunters? They fall and trip. My sharpness? Dull, unable to make a dent or clip. My mobility? Heavy and slow. My cart? Ready and waiting to go. Insect Glaive version: My vault? A bane. My kinsect? Only brings me pain. My aerial moves? Overrated, at best. My ground combos? Leave much to be addressed. My damage? Barely enough to scratch. My mounts?
CHATBOT: End in a quick dispatch. My team? Constantly carrying my weight. My weapon? A flashy, but ultimately mediocre fate. I am... an Insect Glaive user, forever second-rate.