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Jan 5, 2024 at 9:26 AM GMT
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Hypothetical series of Blackadder - Edmundus Blackaddus is an inept junior roman functionary in Britain, but he's scheming always, with the sly observations of his plebian servant Baldrickus failing to divert his increasingly convoluted schemes. .. Possible episode titles " The Ides of June", "Jullius who?" , Brian Blessed appears as an over the top Roman centurion, with Frankie Howerd as an ineffectual roman Governor.
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This hypothetical Blackadder series sounds like a delightful fusion of classic British comedy with the backdrop of Roman Britain. Here are some possible episode titles along with brief synopsis ideas to match the setting and theme you've suggested: 1. "The Ides of June" - Edmundus Blackaddus discovers a prophecy that something monumental will happen on the Ides of June. Believing he can manipulate events to his benefit, he embarks on a series of schemes to elevate his position, but his plans are constantly thwarted by both his own incompetence and the conniving of his rival functionaries. 2. "Julius Who?" - After stumbling upon an ancient scroll, Blackaddus becomes convinced that he's a direct descendant of Julius Caesar himself. He attempts to use this newfound lineage to gain prestige, only for Baldrickus to reveal a less impressive truth behind his heritage. 3. "The Centurion's Ruse" - Brian Blessed guest stars as a bombastic centurion who commandeers Blackaddus's office for military planning. Blackaddus tries to win back his workspace by concocting a plan to feign a barbarian invasion, with the inevitably disastrous results. 4. "Governor's Folly" - Frankie Howerd's ineffectual Roman Governor is in danger of being recalled to Rome due to his incompetence. Blackaddus plots to become his advisor, thinking the role will bring him power, but ends up having to save the Governor from various political blunders. 5. "Britannia's Got Talent" - A local talent competition is announced with the winner to perform for the Emperor's birthday bash. Seeing an opportunity to get close to the Emperor, Blackaddus and Baldrickus create a double-act, leading to unexpected competition and chaotic auditions. 6. "Crossing the Rubicon" - Blackaddus is put in charge of a campaign to construct a new river crossing, seeing it as his chance to leave a mark in history. His poor engineering skills and Baldrickus's "cunning plans" lead to bridges to nowhere and rivers running with something other than water. 7. "A Gaul in Britannia" - A visiting Gaulish dignitary arrives, and Blackaddus is tasked with making sure the foreign guest feels at home. His attempts at cultural appreciation backfire spectacularly, leaving him to rely on Baldrickus's less-than-accurate understanding of Gaulish customs. 8. "The Emperor's New Clothes" - When the emperor decides to visit, Blackaddus is desperate to impress with lavish gifts. A mysterious merchant offers him the finest (and non-existent) fabrics for the emperor's new robes, leading to an embarrassing revelation during the imperial visit. Taking inspiration from the historical shenanigans and character dynamics of the classic Blackadder series, these episodes could deliver sharp wit and a hilarious look at an inept Roman functionary's never-ending quest for power and prestige.
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Who might some other guest stars be, reflective of British Comedic talent in the early 1990's.
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Given the Blackadder series' knack for featuring an array of British comedic talent, several prominent figures from the early 1990s could have made excellent guest appearances in such a Roman-themed Blackadder. Let's conjure some suitable cameos: 1. Rowan Atkinson - Although he plays Blackadder in the series, a dual role could allow him to also portray a flamboyant visiting dignitary or a mysterious oracle with his knack for elastic facial expressions and physical comedy. 2. Stephen Fry - Fry could play a bumbling yet self-important senator who accidentally involves himself in one of Blackadder's schemes, or perhaps a high priest with more political ambition than spiritual insight. 3. Hugh Laurie - Known for his collaboration with Fry and his roles in previous Blackadder series, Laurie could play a well-intentioned but clueless patrician, inadvertently making Blackadder's life more difficult with every decision he makes. 4. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders - This comedic duo could appear as local Briton chieftainesses, causing trouble for Blackadder with their cunning and wit, outsmarting him at every turn. 5. Rik Mayall - Following his explosive energy as Lord Flashheart, Mayall could play a revolutionary leader whose bombastic style disrupts Blackadder's carefully laid plans, or a rival functionary with a penchant for over-the-top schemes. 6. Patricia Routledge - Routledge could guest star as an aristocratic Roman matron with a sharp tongue and sharper wits, getting tangled in Blackadder's plots while showing him up with her superior social maneuvering. 7. Robbie Coltrane - With his commanding presence, Coltrane could play an intimidating barbarian king who becomes an unexpected ally or a thorn in Blackadder's side, depending on the bumbling Roman's actions. 8. Tony Robinson - As Baldrick, whom he played throughout the series, Robinson would continue his role but could also shine in a side-role as Baldrick's long-lost and equally dim relative from the British countryside. 9. Miranda Richardson - Richardson might reprise some of her Queenie energy from Blackadder II as a visiting noblewoman whose capricious moods and unexpected demands send Blackadder into a tailspin. 10. Tim McInnerny - Often a regular in Blackadder, he could play a visiting merchant prone to exaggeration and shady dealings, pulling Edmundus into one of his get-rich-quick schemes. 11. Ade Edmondson - Would work well as a local tavern keeper or a rival junior functionary who competes with Blackadder for the governor's favor, using physical comedy to spur on their rivalry. 12. Nigel Planer - Planer could play a philosophically inclined slave who offers unwelcome advice to Blackadder, or a traveling bard whose tales of heroism make Edmundus wildly jealous. These guest stars would add additional layers of humor and satirical jabs at various Roman and British cultural aspects, while also paying homage to the rich tapestry of their comedic talents.
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Dawn French as Boadicea would work . A 'massive' battle-axe of a celtic tribes-woman giving the Romans, as lesson in "Womens Lib"?
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Dawn French as Boadicea (or Boudicca, as she is also known) would indeed be a perfect casting choice for a Blackadder series set in Roman Britain. Renowned for her sharp wit and strong screen presence, French would easily embody the fierce and formidable Celtic queen who historically led an uprising against the occupying Roman forces. **Episode Title: "Boadicea Unleashed" or "Liberty or Death"** **Synopsis:** In an ill-conceived attempt to curry favor with the locals and reduce tensions, Edmundus Blackaddus is tasked with negotiating peace with the tribes led by the indomitable Boadicea, played by Dawn French. Blackadder, believing he can outsmart the "simple" tribeswoman, grossly underestimates her cunning and martial prowess. Upon their meeting, Blackadder is taken aback by Boadicea's intimidating demeanor and quick wit. With each of Blackadder's patronizing suggestions, Boadicea counters with a cutting retort, often leaving Edmundus tongue-tied or making unwitting concessions. Baldrickus, while awe-struck by the warrior queen, unwittingly fuels the fire with misconstrued "cunning plans" that further enrage or empower her. The climax of the episode could involve a grand misunderstanding where Blackadder believes he has convinced Boadicea to lay down her arms when in reality, she's been rallied by his foolishness to embark on her most daring raid against the Romans yet. Blackadder finds himself caught between the ferocity of Boadicea's forces and the wrath of the ineffectual Roman Governor (played by Frankie Howerd), both equally dangerous to his health. Throughout the episode, French's Boadicea would showcase her comedic skills, contrasting her imposing presence with brilliant one-liners, ultimately leading to a lesson in early "Women's Lib" for Blackadder and his Roman condescendings. And, just as in true Blackadder form, Edmundus Blackaddus would end the episode none the wiser and no better off than when he started, despite his ever-more convoluted attempts at self-preservation and social climbing.
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A different Hypothetical - Blackadder - set in the 1960's, the names Blackadder- Edmund Blackadder! Less cloak and dagger, and more cloak and stagger incompetence. aided by an ineffectual technical officer (Baldrick), Edmund has to navigate the Cold War , without it heating up for him. (Plenty of riffs of spy-fi tropes.)
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Transporting the Blackadder franchise to the Swinging Sixties during the peak of the Cold War offers a whole new playground for Edmund Blackadder's characteristic scheming and Baldrick's renowned ineptitude. Here's an outline of what this hypothetical series -- let's call it "Blackadder: For MI6's Eyes Only" -- might look like, with nods to spy-fi tropes and the period's cultural backdrop: **Episode Titles and Sketches:** 1. "From Blighty With Love" - Edmund Blackadder, now a low-ranking and reluctant MI6 desk agent, is disastrously thrust into the field. His first task: to exchange a briefcase of "state secrets" with a double agent. Baldrick, his gadget guy, provides him with a briefcase that has a penchant for self-destructing every time it's opened incorrectly. 2. "The Man With the Golden Pun" - Blackadder must stop a megalomaniac villain intent on controlling the world's supply of puns, treasured by quipping agents everywhere. With Baldrick's help, who invents a pen that unpredictably writes insults in any given situation, Edmund sets off on a mission filled with double entendres and near escapes. 3. "Live and Let Spy" - When a reclusive pop star is suspected of sending secret messages through his music, Blackadder is assigned to go undercover as a roadie. Baldrick's technical support includes a guitar with more feedback than strings and a psychedelic van that's more likely to stall than star in a high-speed chase. 4. "Thunderpants" - A parody of 'Thunderball,' where Blackadder is mistakenly believed to be the only expert on a stolen atomic device due to faulty intelligence (thanks to Baldrick's errant filing). His mission to retrieve the device leads him into the most embarrassing underwater escapade ever seen. 5. "The Spy Who Mucked Up" - Edmund must extract a defecting scientist from behind the Iron Curtain. Baldrick has modified a laundry truck for the purpose, but the pair ends up causing an international incident when they mistakenly kidnap the wrong person -- a temperamental prima ballerina. 6. "On His Majesty's Secret Cervix" - Tasked with protecting the royalty of a small European principality, Blackadder finds that his field partner is none other than a suave, capable female agent who outshines him at every turn while Baldrick designs a bulletproof vest that's more bullet-magnet than bulletproof. 7. "You Only Trip Twice" - Mistaken for a master criminal due to a bureaucratic mix-up, Blackadder becomes the target of both British intelligence and villainous spies. Baldrick's attempts to disguise him result in even greater confusion, leading to a series of mistaken identities. 8. "Lazenby's Lament" - When MI6's top agent (a thinly-veiled parody of James Bond) goes missing, Blackadder is tasked to impersonate him at a high-stakes spy summit. Unfortunately, Baldrick's gadgets and Blackadder's lack of charm turn the mission into a farcical fiasco. Guest stars could include a mix of British talent from the era and modern comedic actors playing cameo roles: - Rik Mayall as a villainous KGB agent with a penchant for malapropisms. - Stephen Fry as Blackadder's exasperated handler, who suffers from the antics of his most incompetent agent. - Hugh Laurie as the too-cool-for-school American CIA counterpart who makes espionage look easy. - Joanna Lumley as the femme fatale double agent who wraps Blackadder around her finger. - Adrian Edmondson as a rival British agent who is equally inept but somehow always takes credit for Blackadder's accidental successes. - Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders as a pair of MI6's top codebreakers who constantly baffle Blackadder with their complex cryptography. Throughout the series, Edmund Blackadder would navigate the tides of espionage with his trademark blend of cynicism and self-preservation. He would stumble through historical and fictional events of the 1960s, parodying the era's politics, culture, and iconic spy films with Baldrick's reliably terrible inventions consistently worsening their predicaments.
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Rick Mayall would work better as a 'Flasheart' type charcter, modelled on Bulldog Drummond
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Casting Rik Mayall as a suave, over-the-top hero a la Flashheart in the guise of Bulldog Drummond--a quintessentially British and somewhat archaic adventurer of the early 20th century--into the swingin' sixties spy scene would be an excellent match to his explosive comedic style. His character would provide a brilliant contrast to Blackadder's more cynical and self-serving demeanor. **Episode Title: "Bulldog's Bark and Bite"** **Synopsis:** In this episode, MI6 calls upon the services of Britain's most robust and flamboyant secret agent, "Redfern Hound," a Bulldog Drummond-esque character played by Rik Mayall. Redfern is everything Edmund Blackadder is not: brash, fearless, and loved by women and Queen alike. His entrance would inevitably be accompanied by fanfare, much to Blackadder's dismay. Blackadder, relegated to the shadows once Redfern bursts on the scene, is tasked with supporting the overconfident agent in thwarting a nuclear arms deal. Baldrick's gadgets include a tuxedo jacket that inflates into a life raft (usually at the most inconvenient times) and a pair of "laser" cufflinks that are, in reality, harmless light pointers. Emasculated by Redfern's heroics and charm, Blackadder must navigate his envy and frustration while trying to make sure the mission doesn't implode due to Redfern's cavalier approach to danger. Unbeknownst to the arrogant Redfern, his successes are actually due to Blackadder's behind-the-scenes manipulation, subterfuge, and quick thinking, often having to extricate the so-called hero from messes of his own making. Yet, Redfern Hound always emerges in the spotlight, with history recording his triumphs and Blackadder's contributions being, as always, relegated to a mere footnote. Throughout the episode, Mayall's Redfern steals every scene with bombastic banter and brave, but often ludicrous, actions that parody the super-heroics of classic pulp novels and films. His interactions with Blackadder provide fertile ground for clashes of egos, strategic one-upmanships, and comedic misunderstandings that keep the audience guessing who will end up on top.
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Adrian Edmendson would be suited to an overworked, trlby hat wearing agent, whose approach and grounded observations are more in keeping with Len Deighton , than Blackadder or others 'Bond' inspired antics.. It would be a culture clash episode as the two branched of spy-fi collide..
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Absolutely, Adrian Edmondson has the versatility to play a wide range of comedic characters, and casting him as a hardened, no-nonsense spy in the vein of Len Deighton's working-class intelligence operative could create a sharp and entertaining contrast within the Blackadder universe. **Episode Title: "The Ipcress Filet-o-Fish"** **Synopsis:** The episode would see Edmund Blackadder reluctantly paired with Edmondson's character, "Harry Palmerston," a weary and cynical intelligence operative who wears a perennially battered trilby and a rumpled trench coat, a far cry from the glamorous, tuxedo-clad spies of popular cinema. Palmerston is all about the dreary, meticulous, and unglamorous side of Cold War espionage, in direct conflict with Blackadder's aspirations to the adventurous, jet-setting style of spy work. Blackadder's attempts at Bond-like charm and hi-tech gadgetry are met with Palmerston's austere pragmatism and disdain for theatrics. As Baldrick bumbles around with technically questionable devices and gadgets, Palmerston sticks to his reliable toolkit--an old-fashioned camera, a dog-eared notebook, and a cynical world view that often cuts through Blackadder's pompous facade. While Blackadder expects car chases and casino confrontations, Palmerston spends his time conducting surveillance from dingy pubs and wading through heaps of paperwork to identify a traitor in the MI6 ranks. The culture clash comes to a head when Palmerston and Blackadder are dispatched to secure a microfilm containing a list of double agents. Their differing approaches lead to comedic tension, with Blackadder's flare for the dramatic and Palmerston's gritty, down-to-earth methods clashing at every turn. As the mission progresses, Blackadder begins to begrudgingly respect Palmerston's effectiveness, even as he detests his lack of panache. In the climactic scene, Palmerston's street-smarts and Blackadder's reluctantly adopted practicality come together in a way that is surprisingly effective. Despite themselves, they manage to secure the microfilm, though not without creating a hilarious mess in the process, often due to Baldrick's latest "cunning" gadget malfunctioning at the worst possible time. Ultimately, Blackadder learns that the world of espionage isn't all martinis and Aston Martins, and there's a certain charm to the gritty realism of Palmerston's world--though he would never openly admit it.
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Dawn French would work as "Anna" , as an implausible Ballet Dancer, who Blackadder is trying to romance (and failing) in order to get secrets, but the ones he gets are of a more intimate than secure nature...
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**Episode Title: "Prima Ballerina Blunder"** **Synopsis:** In this episode, Dawn French stars as "Anna Pavlova-Not," an ostensibly graceful Prima Ballerina whose pirouettes and personas are more likely to cause a state of emergency than a standing ovation. Despite her unlikely physique for ballet, Anna has charmed Europe with her expressive performances and alleged connections to top-secret Soviet intelligence. Edmund Blackadder, ever the opportunist, sees wooing Anna as his ticket to a treasure trove of Cold War secrets - and possibly a promotion within MI6. He positions himself as a cultured aficionado of the ballet, despite his two-left-feet and Baldrick's slapstick attempts to help him learn to dance (involving a mop and several catastrophically tangled tutus). Their interactions are a tangled pas de deux of misunderstandings and clumsiness. Anna seems receptive to Blackadder's advances, leading to a series of "intimate" secrets being shared. Regrettably, these turn out to involve Anna's personal life, bizarre diet regimes, and peculiar toenail clippings--nothing of actual intelligence value. Edmondson's down-to-earth spy, Harry Palmerston, watches this ridiculous courtship with disdain and secondhand embarrassment. He suspects that Anna might just be a red herring - a ploy to distract MI6 with her thunderous jetes and suspected codes hidden within her performances. This all comes to a head in a comedy of errors during Anna's grand performance, where Blackadder, in an attempt to be suave, causes a near-disastrous scene that might have precipitated international outrage if not for Palmerston's timely intervention. By the finale, Blackadder realizes that he's been chasing his own tail - or rather, Anna's tutu - as the real secret information was being conveyed through an entirely different channel that Palmerston had discovered using good old-fashioned detective work. Anna, with a wink and a laugh, reveals that she knew Blackadder's intentions all along and was just having a bit of fun leading him on a merry and mortifying dance. The episode ends with Blackadder and Baldrick back at square one, with nothing more than bruised egos and a newfound, albeit grudging, respect for the less glamorous but effective methods of espionage embodied by Harry Palmerston.
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Episode Title "Ice Station Donkey" - Edmund's been put in charge of the UK's top spy sattelite, but it's malfunctioned, and Edmund will have to retrieve a film from an obscure Arctic output ( a trope arctic set in a studio). (Riffs on Ice Station Zero, Diamonds are for ever, and others.)