Title: Shrek's Fartventure We open on a peaceful swamp pond, with underwater shots of fish swimming around in the clear water. Suddenly, a giant green butt breaks the surface of the water. It's Shrek, standing waist-deep in the swamp pond, butt naked except for a pair of scuba flippers. Shrek grins, and lets out a massive fart. The smell is so terrible that it kills some of the fish in the pond. Cut to a group of fish, all voiced by different comedic actors. Fish 1: "Oh my god, did you smell that?" Fish 2: "What died in his intestines?" Fish 3: "I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes." Shrek chuckles to himself, and starts swimming around the pond. Suddenly, he realizes that he's not alone. A school of fish are following him, trying to avoid the deadly gas cloud. Shrek: "Oh, hey guys! You like my new aftershave?" Fish 1: "We're trying not to die over here!" Shrek laughs and continues swimming, creating a trail of destruction behind him. As he swims, he encounters all kinds of underwater creatures, from friendly sea turtles to aggressive sharks. Shrek: "What's up, my aquatic homies?" Sea Turtle: "Dude, what did you eat?" Shrek: "Beans, mostly." Eventually, Shrek realizes that he's created a major problem for the ecosystem of the pond. Shrek: "Wow, I didn't know my farts could be so deadly. I guess I should lay off the swamp onions." The fish all breathe a sigh of relief as Shrek starts to swim away. But just as he's about to disappear into the distance, he lets out one last ripper, just for good measure. The fish scatter, and the screen cuts to black as we hear them coughing and gagging on Shrek's noxious gas. The end.