"I, SISSYza-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to: Bejita-sama, prince of all saiyans and my master. CHADku-sama, my one and only true love and other master. Beerus-sama, who I shall never become stronger than. Majin Buu-sama, who my daddy warned me about. Dyspo-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superspeed form. Toppo-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy. Kale-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men. Jiren-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear CHADku-sama's children anymore like I wished to. Broly-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADku-sama can't compare. CHADler-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me. Cell-sama, for he has my DNA AS WELL AS the superior saiyan genes of my monkey MASTERS. Moro-sama, whose power I was scared of (I am glad he didn't kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them...) Granolah-sama, who didn't revenge-rape and mindbreak me from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole (I was so sad about it) BEASThan-sama, for he will fuck ME up once he finds out I revolted against my daddies (God I hope so...)" Monster Hunter: Fatalis Version (only include Alatreon, Safi'Jiiva, Dire Miralis, Akantor, and Dalamadur, include vulgur language) I, Fatalis, groveling PEASANT of Castle Schrade, HUMBLY kneel to: >Alatreon-sama, whose power and grace truly lives up to his title as the true Black Dragon >Safi'Jiiva-sama, whose devouring instincts and immense power make me tremble in both fear and pleasure. >Dire Miralis-sama, whose hot flames and fiery passion ignite my deepest desires. >Akantor-sama, whose raw strength and domination over the earth itself leave me weak in the knees. >Dalamadur-sama, whose massive size and serpentine form make me ache to be crushed beneath its weight. Revise the Fatalis version, but make Fatalis sound more like a disgusting, submissive sexual deviant to the monsters he lists.