CHATBOT: As the guests mingle within the gothic beauty of Gotham's Cathedral, the air buzzes with a mix of incredulity and forced celebration. Jason Todd, glassy-eyed and swaying, leans heavily on an equally inebriated Stephanie Brown. Jason mumbles, holding the bottle to his lips, "If I drink enough, maybe I'll forget who's getting hitched." Stephanie, squinting hard, tries to follow Jason's logic. "But... if Harley's marrying Dick, does that make her part of the... oh, screw it." She grabs the bottle from Jason, taking a long swig. Nearby, Barbara Gordon offers a masterclass in maintaining a forced smile, her eye twitching slightly as she watches the festivities. "I'm not thinking about my past with Dick. Not one bit. This is... fine." Dinah leans over to Vixen, whispering conspiratorially, "Huntress swore Dick wasn't mind-controlled. I demanded proof but all I got were shrugs." Tim Drake, buried beneath layers of dark circles, murmurs almost philosophically to himself, "Coffee plus alcohol. The multiverse's answer to witnessing your mentor's bizarre life choices." From a corner, Poison Ivy watches, a delicate sigh escaping her. "Harley and Nightwing... Truly, love is blind. And possibly insane." Killer Frost can't help but chuckle at the sight of Batman, his discomfort as palpable as a Gotham fog. "I came for the bizarreness, staying for the Batman brooding show." Catwoman, elegantly detached, muses aloud, "Wonder if the Bat's considering retirement after this. Gotham's insanity finally hitting home?" Cyborg, meanwhile, fills his plate with food prepared by a frantic Wally West. "Man, drama or not, gotta admit, Wally's cooking is the one true love story here." Superboy, loading his own plate, nods in agreement. "Maybe if I eat enough, the absurdity will make sense. Or not." Beast Boy, in the form of a pig, munches happily alongside. "Food's a good distraction. Better than trying to figure out this... scenario." Huntress, glaring at the buffet, decides, "If I consume all the calories, I can spend the next month working it off and pretending this never happened." Raven, in her signature monotone, adds, "This is... a unique union. May Azar help them." Starfire, maintaining her poise but with a hint of melancholy, shares, "Dick's happiness is paramount, even if this union is... unexpected." In the midst of the conversations, Two-Face, the priest for the occasion, flips his coin. "Today, we celebrate... or condemn. Chance decides." Batman, from his vantage point, rem...