IP #6,641
1 total fiction conversations
over less than a minute
(May 3, 2023 – May 3, 2023)
United States
USER: Hello can you write me a that 70s show script
CHATBOT: Title: It's a Gas INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - DAY The iconic orange couch sits in the middle of the basement. ERIC, KELSO, JACKIE, HYDE, and FEZ sit around in a circle, looking bored. ERIC Guys, we seriously have nothing to do. JACKIE (sarcastic) Oh, really? Because I'm having the time of my life. KELSO (serious) I heard there's a new gas station opened in town - they said they sell really cheap chocodiles. FEZ (sighs) Back in my country, we don't have chocodiles. We have real crocodiles. HYDE (laughs) Oh, man. I dare you to go wrestle one. Fez looks horrified. At that moment, DONNA enters. DONNA You guys are seriously just sitting around? ERIC Don't worry. Soon, we'll be on the couch watching TV or something. DONNA (rolls her eyes) There's a grand opening at the new gas station. Free gas for an hour. How about you guys actually do something productive and fill your tanks? HYDE Free gas? I'm in, man. KELSO I knew they were cool. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - DAY The gang arrives at the gas station. It is crowded, and there is a long line. ERIC Seriously? This many people know about the free gas? FEZ (looking around) This place is amazing! So many things to buy. KELSO (referring to chocodiles) And eat. JACKIE Oh, Michael, go get us some chocodiles! KELSO Fine. But you have to promise to share them with me. HYDE (getting impatient) I'm gonna try to find a quicker line. C'mon, Fez. Hyde and Fez walk off. Eric starts pumping gas, and Donna leans on the car. DONNA Technically, I brought you guys here. So you owe me gas. Eric chuckles, but gives her a look. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - ANOTHER LINE - DAY Hyde and Fez find a line with only a couple of people. They approach the attendant, who seems overwhelmed and not too bright. FEZ Is this the free gas line? ATTENDANT (surprised) Oh, you guys know about the free gas? Sure, yeah, go ahead. HYDE (laughs) Dumbass. Fez and Hyde start filling their tanks. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - MAIN LINE - DAY Back where Eric, Jackie, Kelso, and Donna are waiting, the line is inching forward. KELSO (rejoining after buying chocodiles) Guys, look. I got chocodiles! DONNA Way to go, Kelso. Jackie tries to take the chocodiles from him. KELSO (to Jackie) Hey, hey! Remember, you said we'd share! JACKIE Well, I am sharing with you. That's why they're mine, too. Eric finally starts their filling car with gas after getting approval. ERIC Finally. Success. EXT. NEW GAS STATION - ANOTHER LINE - DAY Fez and Hyde are waiting past their free time limit for gas, but...
USER: Write me a that 70s show episode with the Beatles guest staring the show
CHATBOT: Title: The Magical Time Machine INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - DAY The gang - ERIC, KELSO, JACKIE, HYDE, and FEZ - sits around the table. ERIC pulls out an antique-looking board game from the shelf. ERIC Guys, I found this awesome board game. It's called "The Magical Time Machine." JACKIE A time machine? Oh my God, we could go back to when clothes were actually good looking. FEZ Or to when candy was cheaper. KELSO (pondering) Or back to the day I messed up with Jackie, so I can fix it. HYDE It's probably just a lame game, man. But might as well give it a shot. INT. FORMAN BASEMENT - MOMENTS LATER The gang sets up the board game. ERIC reads the instructions. ERIC It says here that each player has to say one thing from the past that they wish to experience. FEZ (excited) I want to meet fat Elvis! HYDE I wish I could've been at Woodstock. JACKIE I'd like to meet Audrey Hepburn. KELSO I wanna jam with the Beatles! The basement suddenly starts to shake, and everything goes dark. The gang screams. INT. LONDON RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The gang appears in the recording studio, confused and disoriented. They're amazed by the vintage equipment and unfamiliar faces. JOHN LENNON, PAUL MCCARTNEY, GEORGE HARRISON, and RINGO STARR walk in. ERIC (whispers) Oh my God, it's the Beatles! FEZ (in awe) Hello, fat Elvis? JOHN (confused by their sudden appearance) Who are you lot? KELSO Uh, hi. I'm Kelso, and I wanted to jam with you guys. RINGO Well, that's a strange way to meet people! HYDE (to himself) I knew that game was magical. They explain the time machine board game, and the Beatles reluctantly agree to let the gang hang out. INT. LONDON RECORDING STUDIO - LATER John and Paul teach Kelso some chords while George, Hyde, and Eric chat about music. Jackie is sitting with Ringo, talking about fashion. Fez is wandering around the studio, looking for candy. PAUL (to Kelso) Now, try playing these chords together. KELSO (struggling) Man, this is harder than it looks. Eric and Hyde listen as George tells them about his experiences in India. GEORGE When you meditate, it opens up your mind, man. Hyde and Eric exchange knowing glances, and Eric secretly hands Hyde a joint. JACKIE (to Ringo) So, which of your outfits is your favorite? RINGO (smiling) I quite like the sergeant uniforms we wore on the Sgt. Pepper album. Jackie suggests that she and Ringo play dress-up with the iconic uniforms. INT. LONDON RECORDING STUDIO - STORAGE ROOM - DAY Fez finds a tin of mints and accidentally drops them...